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McDonaldo's freshens its menu (sort of)

Funny story: McDonaldo's freshens its menu (sort of)

ANYTOWN, USA -- At McDonaldo's, if you buy anything other than a 1/4 Pounder, you can go pound sand, as far as the freshness of your order is concerned. "We don't do 'fresh,' when it comes to our hamboogers, cheeseboogers, or Big Macks," CEO Ronaldo...

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Mexican Immigrants to Blame for Illness Outbreaks in the U.S.

Funny story: Mexican Immigrants to Blame for Illness Outbreaks in the U.S.

It's no secret that the U.S. has been plagued with several illness outbreaks lately. The Ebola scare seems to be the first to come to mind, now the most recent, Legionnaire's in New York City, is dominating the news today. These are not the only on...

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Famous Spoof writer goes down with E Coli disease without eggs on his face!

Funny story: Famous Spoof writer goes down with E Coli disease without eggs on his face!

A very famous (infamous) spoof writer has been be-smitten with E Coli disease after continually consuming rotten eggs and Stella Artois after the evening Spoof curfew. His lovely wife noticed a disorder in his normal behaviour because after devouring...

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German illness epidemic spreads across Europe

Funny story: German illness epidemic spreads across Europe

The vomiting, diarrhoea and (in rare cases) death epidemic that spread rapidly across Germany has been seen in countries as far away as Austria and France, with unconfirmed reports coming out of Belgium and Holland. Scientists are still baffled as...

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Isle of Wight News - residents exporting cucumbers etc. are making a fortune

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - residents exporting cucumbers etc. are making a fortune

Residents of the Isle of Wight are 'raking it in' exporting cucumbers, tomatoes and lettuce to all parts of the world. This small island, ignored by many, is now on the lips of millions of people worldwide as they begin to eat salad items again wi...

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Queen Elizabeth cancelled all Buckingham Palace Garden Parties fearing tainted cucumbers

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth cancelled all Buckingham Palace Garden Parties fearing tainted cucumbers

Queen Elizabeth found herself in a bit of a pickle when she heard about the tainted cucumbers. Everyone, who is everyone, knows that the Garden Parties held at the Palace have tiny triangular cucumber sandwiches, crusts removed, as the 'hub' of...

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Man Wipes Hands on Pants, Infects 86.4 Million Cookies

Funny story: Man Wipes Hands on Pants, Infects 86.4 Million Cookies

DANVILLE, VA - Djene Pasquezanala says no one told him that if you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom, it's a recipe for disaster. Now, his employer will be forced to eat the cost of 300,000 cases of their popular Toll Booth Cookies whil...

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