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Trump Suffering from Separation Anxiety

Funny story: Trump Suffering from Separation Anxiety

Washington, DC - President Trump has just been diagnosed with a severe case of separation anxiety. The White House refuses to reveal the cause. Trump's family is with him during all treatments. Melania is now residing with the President at the...

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Trump Finally Releases Enneagram Results

Funny story: Trump Finally Releases Enneagram Results

After much controversy and criticism over his unprecedented refusal to disclose certain sensitive personal and financial information, President Donald Trump finally released his Enneagram personality test results. Trump is an Enneagram Type Eight, a...

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Jeff Sessions morphs into flame spitting frog on national television!

Attorney General Jeff Sessions stunned the panel on Fox & Friends this morning and forced the network to shut down when, as he spoke, he suddenly morphed into a small green flame spitting tree frog! A stunned panel led by Sean Hannity sat breat...

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Republicans promise to pay for cities damaged by global warming!

Funny story: Republicans promise to pay for cities damaged by global warming!

Elected Republican officials promised on Monday that if cities become submerged because of rising sea levels, they and their republican voting constituents will pay to repair the damage. But, how will we know who owes what? Ryan explained the a...

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It's My Party

Funny story: It's My Party

With apologies to Leslie Gore It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if it happened to you! Nobody knows where my lawyers have gone But Rudy came just in time. Why won’t he shut the fuck up When he's supposed to be mine? It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if your wife had...

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1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"

Funny story: 1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"

MUNICH, GERMANY. Sept. 30, 1938. Standing on the tarmac at Munich International Airport early this morning, sleepy-eyed President Donald Trump waived a copy of the Munich Agreement to a group of reporters and declared: "Today is the beginning of an a...

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In wake of G7 summit, Trump Organization to break ground on 'a special place in hell'

Inspiration strikes at the most unlikely of places and times. According to administration officials, President Trump was so irate when he learned a special place in hell had been designated for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that he immediat...

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Trump Makes Bet with Kim Jong-Un Over Nukes and Twitter

Funny story: Trump Makes Bet with Kim Jong-Un Over Nukes and Twitter

Singapore In their summit meeting, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un and U.S., President Donald Trump regarding Trump's Twitter use. "Kim bet me that I couldn't stay off Twitter for 2 months. If I do, he gives up his nukes. If not, the U.S. has t...

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Trump: Kim Jong-un Handshake Injury Exclusive!

Funny story: Trump: Kim Jong-un Handshake Injury Exclusive!

After the historic first ever man-to-man meeting between US President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, in Singapore yesterday, Mr Trump had to request a visit from a local doctor last night after complaining of severe discomfort in...

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Trump & Kim: Bromance in Singapore!

As the world held it's breathe and an anxious press corps stood by, President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un faced each other for the first time this morning in Singapore. "They were close enough to touch" according to press reports. Evidently, acco...

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Trump Talks Diverted to UK After Massive Gaffe

Funny story: Trump Talks Diverted to UK After Massive Gaffe

President Donald Trump has been diverted to the UK for talks with North Korean Leader Kim Jung Un. In a spectacular gaffe, his aide, who hails from Skipton in Yorkshire in the United Kingdom of Great Brtain had mistakenly booked the historical pea...

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Trump Pardons Jailed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick

Funny story: Trump Pardons Jailed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick

Mir-A-Lago, FL Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders strongly hinted that the next person that Trump would pardon would be the mayor that Detroit had right before declaring bankruptcy, Kwame Kilpatrick. "President Trump feels there are a lot of Afr...

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Giuliani may be sent to Singapore on June 12 instead of Trump

Funny story: Giuliani may be sent to Singapore on June 12 instead of Trump

Breaking: Mr. Trump’s advisors are suggesting Mr. Rudy Giuliani may substitute for Mr. Trump at the upcoming June 12 meeting in Singapore. Why is not entirely clear, ranging from a cheeseburger that went down the wrong way, to a rumor Melania will...

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President Trump Offers to Pardon Oklahoma Senator James M. Inhofe in Tweet

Funny story: President Trump Offers to Pardon Oklahoma Senator James M. Inhofe in Tweet

Washington - President Trump indicated in two tweets that he will pardon James Inhofe, the current senator from Oklahoma, in the next few days. "Jim Inhofe is a great senator who has been horribly treated by Obama, Hillary and the Dems since he wa...

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Trump Pardons Lincoln Assassin

Funny story: Trump Pardons Lincoln Assassin

The White House. 24 minutes ago. Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders called reporters to the Briefing Room a short time ago to announce that President Donald J. Trump had issued another celebrity-championed posthumous pardon. Today's recipient was...

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The Ten Commandments in the Age of Trump

Funny story: The Ten Commandments in the Age of Trump

Thou shalt have no other gods before me (except for me, the President). Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in or on one of my hotels, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, especially sharks. (I’m not sure why I created them.) For I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, tweeting iniquities about your kids and their...

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Russian Hooker Regrets Peeing On Obama Bed

Funny story: Russian Hooker Regrets Peeing On Obama Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Finally finding religion after turning tricks for the past seven years, Irena Klavisvoka says that she now regrets peeing on the bed once slept in by Barack and Michelle Obama. “We were just romping around like school girls, an...

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Melania Trump in for Repairs

Funny story: Melania Trump in for Repairs

An aide of President Donald Trump, (Potus - hippopotamus abbreviated), has mistakenly revealed that his wife, Melania is "in for repairs". Melania Trump has not appeared in public for 24 days and it has now been announced she will not be accompany...

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Breaking news…

Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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