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White House To Arm Every School Child In America With Shoulder Fired Missile Launcher

In response to the latest FBI Investigation into Russian collusion, the White House announced today that it was signing an executive order to take effect immediately. The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is with a bigger good guy with two...

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With a Little Help from Putίn

Funny story: With a Little Help from Putίn

(With apologies to the Beatles, and with sympathy for Melania) What would you do if I screwed a porn star? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your eyes and I’ll tweet something wrong And I’ll try not to lie through my teeth. Oh, I get by with a little help from Putίn Mmm, I can lie with a little help from my friends Mmm, I’m going to try with a little help from Russians...

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Trump’s Good Friend Pecker Nixes Enquirer Playmate Affair Story

Funny story: Trump’s Good Friend Pecker Nixes Enquirer Playmate Affair Story

Washington - According to David Pecker, owner of the most trusted and accurate news magazine in the country, National Enquirer, the recent story of an alleged affair between Donald Trump and Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal is "not credible". This ex...

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Trump’s face on a hot cross bun cured my dandruff: Woman’s shock claim

Funny story: Trump’s face on a hot cross bun cured my dandruff: Woman’s shock claim

A 47-year-old woman has made the astonishing claim that her chronic dandruff, which has plagued her since early childhood, has now completely cleared up, due, to what she believes to be, the miraculous healing powers of a likeness of US President, Do...

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Trump Explains How Obama and Crooked Hillary Caused the Stock Market to Go Way Down

Funny story: Trump Explains How Obama and Crooked Hillary Caused the Stock Market to Go Way Down

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump gave a brief interview in-between the third and fourth course of a banquet at Mar-A-Lago today. It was honoring Over a Year of Trump and Still No Nuclear War. When he was asked why the stock market went down after...

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Trump Resents Winter Olympics Cutting Into His Spotlight

Funny story: Trump Resents Winter Olympics Cutting Into His Spotlight

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump ripped into the Winter Olympics at a recent impromptu interview on the 16th hole of the Mar-A-Lago golf course. "This is as bad as the NFL players disrespecting their country and not standing for the national anthem...

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Trump Overturns Law of Evolution

Funny story: Trump Overturns Law of Evolution

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted at 4:10 a.m. that he was issuing an executive order banning evolution. In an interview later this morning Trump explained his latest deviation. "I don't know if people realize, but this goes against what the...

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Trump.com™ to issue Pre-Emptive Kremlin Pardons for 13 Indicted Russians Cyber Spies

Funny story: Trump.com™ to issue Pre-Emptive Kremlin Pardons for 13 Indicted Russians Cyber Spies

Following the now accepted Presidential standard of offering Pardons for loyal party hacks who provide diffusion for the fake Russian investigation. The latest batch of lucky Pardonees are out of the starting box early. In fact the Pardons were ann...

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Melania To Gorilla Glue Donald's Package To Bed Frame

Funny story: Melania To Gorilla Glue Donald's Package To Bed Frame

BILLINGSGATE POST: If stuff like this can be fabricated, then Fake News has to be taken seriously. From an exclusive interview appearing in today's edition of the Slovenia Times, it is reported that Melania Trump has decided to do something ab...

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Trump Lawyer Known for Philanthropic Work Saving Women from Porn

Funny story: Trump Lawyer Known for Philanthropic Work Saving Women from Porn

Washington - Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, is well know in charity circles as a crusader for helping to rescue misguided women from a degrading life in the pornography business. This often involves the payment of large sums of mon...

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Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Funny story: Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Two fringe groups and a deranged scientist are all claiming that the Obama's official White House portraits are being used to send messages to the next galaxy, possibly giving an all clear for an alien invasion. "Maybe that's not what is happening...

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Trump Will Sign Executive Order Removing Math and Science Classes From Schools

Funny story: Trump Will Sign Executive Order Removing Math and Science Classes From Schools

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump gave a speech on the golf course today and talked about how he will help safeguard the "future of America." Trump said, "I am tired of the United States coming in #39 and worse in the Global Scholastic Scores. And it's because...

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Mad Hatters Respond to President's Millenary Parade Idea

Funny story: Mad Hatters Respond to President's Millenary Parade Idea

Through The Looking Glass, Wa. D.C.-No stranger to controversy, it seems that President Trump has stepped in it once again. By bypassing one of the most powerful unions still in existence, Mr. Trump has earned the wrath of union hatters everywhere.

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Yo-Jong Takes Down Pence James Bond Style At Olympics.

Funny story: Yo-Jong Takes Down Pence James Bond Style At Olympics.

North Koreans Score a Victory The Olympic Committee Didn't See Coming- Chances like this didn't come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a...

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Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Funny story: Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Buckingam Palace The former wife of Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson, signed an agreement today with Buckingham Palace regarding the conditions she agrees to follow if allowed to attend royal weddings. The first point was that Sarah must avoid Prince...

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Trump Has Indicated His Desire to Take His Military Parade Across the U.S.

Funny story: Trump Has Indicated His Desire to Take His Military Parade Across the U.S.

Mar-A-Lago, FL Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced for Donald Trump today that President Trump has begun planning a military parade to go across the United States. She said that the President wants to go with it from town to town, and speak in aircraft...

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Shocking Estimate of 2018 Voter Turnout

Funny story: Shocking Estimate of 2018 Voter Turnout

Friday, the C.I.A. released a preliminary report outlining the anticipated voter turnout in the 2018 US mid-term elections and the impact of Russian interference. CIA Director Mike Pompeo told this reporter, “All indications reflect the Russian tu...

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Trump's Twitter Feed Gains Sentience

Funny story: Trump's Twitter Feed Gains Sentience

President Donald Trump's twitter feed has, according to those in the know in the scientific community has gained sentience, able to have its own thoughts, feelings and moods, as a separate entity to Trump. 'This changes everything' said Dr Chutney...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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