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Cruise ship stuck in Gulf due to Hurricane Harvey, passengers in living hell

Funny story: Cruise ship stuck in Gulf due to Hurricane Harvey, passengers in living hell

Mrs. Jane Sunderland is on-board a cruise ship in the middle of the Gulf, unable to dock due to the stalled Hurricane Harvey. The luxury liner left last Sunday, August 20th and was due to return to Houston on the 27th. "We are living in absolu...

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Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

Funny story: Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

The Tophat Circus Cruise Company has announced that although it was a close call, one of it's ships almost capsized. Luckily no one was hurt because at least 17 male passengers hurled themselves overboard. It seems the ship was a little too close...

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Newly Married Couple Tell Friends About Their Hot Honeymoon

Funny story: Newly Married Couple Tell Friends About Their Hot Honeymoon

The Andersons come over to visit the new couple on the block, just back from their Honeymoon. "We're glad you're over here within visiting distance after the four of us being friends now for three years", stated Mr. Anderson. "We're glad to be on this block", stated Henry. "But we had a whale of a honeymoon." "Why, Donna's blushing. Look at that." "Oh there's a lot more to tell and he...

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Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

Funny story: Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

MOBILE, Alabama - Julie Pabst, a spokesperson for The Happy As Heck Ocean Tours based in Mobile, Alabama talked about the recent incident aboard their cruise ship The Seductress of The Sea. Miss Pabst, a strikingly attractive single blonde woman,...

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10 Sure Signs You're On A Bad Cruise Ship!

Funny story: 10 Sure Signs You're On A Bad Cruise Ship!

1. Portal Potties everywhere you look. 2. Captain's hat made out of tinfoil. 3. Shuffleboard uses a leftover upper plate. 4. Cooks all fishing from the deck. 5. Instead of Lifeboats, there's old blown up inner tubes that look like they came off of a Studebaker. 6. A dozen people sick and hanging over the rail and you haven't left port yet. 7. The old guy that keeps...

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Oceanic Scientists Report That Someone Has Stolen One Of The Titanic's Smokestacks

Funny story: Oceanic Scientists Report That Someone Has Stolen One Of The Titanic's Smokestacks

NEW YORK CITY - A team of five American oceanic scientists have just reported that one of the four Titanic smokestacks is missing. The ship, which hit an iceberg and sank on April 14, 1912, is resting at a depth of 12,600 feet on the Atlantic Ocea...

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The Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy

Funny story: The Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy

MOBILE, Alabama - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that due to the extremely bad publicity, the owners of the cruise ship Triumph have decided to change its name. Carnival spokesperson Helvetica Hickoryhaus, 52, stated that in order to re...

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The Smelly Cruise Ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty Finally Docks at Mobile, Alabama

Funny story: The Smelly Cruise Ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty Finally Docks at Mobile, Alabama

MOBILE, Alabama - After being out on The Gulf of Mexico for five days stinking up the place, the Carnival ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty has finally docked at Mobile, Alabama. A representative for the city of Mobile, Fayleen Charleen Winterb...

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Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Funny story: Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Medieval Cruise Lines initial public offering of preferred stock has been met with widespread joy by vacationers and by investors alike. Its shares closed fifty percent higher than the initial asking price and it has fully booked all of its cruise...

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Passengers of Crippled Ship Jump Overboard After David Hasselhoff Flies In to Entertain Them

The US Coast Guard was kept busy this morning plucking hundreds of passengers out of the water after they jumped overboard to avoid the singing of David Hasselhoff. Party Cruise Lines later released an apologetic statement saying they were "just...

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Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

Funny story: Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Pirates of The Caribbean series Johnny Depp has just been cast to portray Italian cruise ship Captain Francesco Schettino AKA Captain Crunch. The movie titled Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa C...

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Stand up comedians in serious trouble

Rome, Italy. The captain of the capsized cruise liner Costa Concordia has escaped Police custody and is believed to be on a boat being navigated by a bunch of stand up comedians from Chicago, Illinois. What reason these people have for freeing the...

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Italian cruise ship owners question captain's judgment on CD choice

Funny story: Italian cruise ship owners question captain's judgment on CD choice

The captain of the cruise ship that capsized off Tuscany has been accused by his company of taking an unauthorized diversion that led to the crash. Pier Luigi Luigi, the chairman of Cost-A-Concorde, laid the blame for the tragedy at the feet of ca...

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Stampede by grossly obese passengers to all-you-can-eat counter responsible for Costa Concordia sinking?

Funny story: Stampede by grossly obese passengers to all-you-can-eat counter responsible for Costa Concordia sinking?

Rome - Italian cruise ship owners have denied reports that the Costa Concordia's capsizing last night was caused partly by a surge to the eat-as-much-as-you-like self service counter. The dining room's buffet spread was groaning under the massive...

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How to Get a Free 12 Year Cruise on a Luxury Ocean Liner for Your Children

Funny story: How to Get a Free 12 Year Cruise on a Luxury Ocean Liner for Your Children

1. Join the Church of Scientology for a few years. (Remember the name of the game is to get rid of your children for 12 years, yes 12 years!!) 2. Renounce your faith in Scientology. 3. Allow the "church" to write up a contract for 1 billion years. (Why 1 billion years?) 4. Let them send away child/children to catch a jet to Australia. 5. They will then be given a boarding pass for two...

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Cruise ship captain prevails in House of Lords

The QM2 a large cruise ship, named after Britain's Qeen Mary, failed a health inspection in New York and was described by health inspectors as 'filthy.' The owners of the "Dirty Queen" decided that appropriate punishment in the traditions of the s...

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Austerity Cruises the New Rage

Funny story: Austerity Cruises the New Rage

In the final analysis of the Carnival Splendor incident at sea, and after seeing their stock price drop at market this week, a new series of "Austerity Cruises" is expected to be announced, to tap into the Economically Challenged traveler market.

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Chaos as Angry Mob Torches Cruise Ship -- Now Marching to Washington

Funny story: Chaos as Angry Mob Torches Cruise Ship -- Now Marching to Washington

(San Diego, CA) - An angry mob of protestors set fire to the stricken cruise ship, Carnal Splendor, after it docked here on Thursday. Hundreds of thousands of agitated Cruise Passengers' Rights activists stormed the pier, overpowering security guard...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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