Anthony Scaramucci, Donald Trump's former communications chief, has been surpisingly appointed Head of Mediation Issues for the cabinet by British Prime Minister, Theresa May.
"What a colourful fellow, he'll brighten things up around here. Just wh...
Last night Mr. Trump and Sarah Palin met at Royal Star Super Burger, an Iowa diner, and the event turned into a campaign rally.
Hunkered down with super burgers, macaroni and cheese, plus diet Pepsis all was going quietly until somebody yelled: "P...
With the advent of a new bill that has mysteriously made its way through Congress to become law, the U.S. government has, to many minds, permanently dissolved itself and binned its own constitution for keeps.
The Bill, hastily presented and passe...
The Lib-Dems are Absolutely Not going to reshuffle themselves and give roles to more lady M.Ps in the government because the ladies are not present in great enough numbers to properly shuffle about, an exasperated spokesperson said this morning.
Cabinet Ministers were provided with French tarts to help them to relax after tough meetings, it is claimed by a former civil servant. The whistleblower used to blow a whistle after the meetings had concluded, to act as a signal for an accomplice to...
The Queen today attended cabinet where she sat between David Cameron and William Hague. During the meeting there was a discussion on Afghanistan as well as a vote that resulted in everyone giving The Queen three cheers.
One extraordinary piece of...
Prime Minister David Cameron has today announced the new members of his cabinet. Out go the old, and in come the, er, old, into jobs they know nothing about, mainly to afford them a substantial increase in salary and pension contributions between now...
The NHS has announced a major shake-up in its approach to increasing the supply of available donor organs for transplant.
Dr Albert Spleen, head of the NHS Transplant Authority, told us "We have been wrestling with this problem for years. The numb...
Right Honourable David Cameron MP (Conservative)
Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service.
Most Suitable Gift: A Guy Fawkes C4 filled exploding Easter egg.
Right Honourable Nick Clegg MP (Liberal Democrat)
Deputy Prime Minister, Lord President of the Council. (With special responsibility for political and constitutional reform)
Most Suitable Gift: A brow...
Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the name of the person who will become Britain's first ever Minister of Austerity. The position has been offered to and accepted by the Right Horrible Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, Conservative Member...
In an attempt to turn the tide of public opinion, which at present isn't behind his Big Society initiative, Coalition Leader David Cameron is getting back to basics.
In order to avoid the elitist, public school image that so many of his detractors use to beat him with, Cameron is making a serious effort to appear less remote form the rest of the country by making government seem more down to ea...
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