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Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Funny story: Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Hollywood, CA Tired of being ignored by the media since Donald Trump announced his candidacy, celebrities expressed their animosity in a petition sent to all the CEO's of the various media companies. "We had a monumental divorce, lawsuits, child c...

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Pitt and Jolie to Become ABC's First Celebrity Bachelor/Bachelorette

Funny story: Pitt and Jolie to Become ABC's First Celebrity Bachelor/Bachelorette

Hollywood, CA - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have agreed to become the first "celebrity" bachelor and bachelorette on the aging television series of the same name, which will feature only divorced celebrities vying to fall in love with the famous cou...

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Brad and Angelina's Children Sue to Be Put in An Orphanage

Funny story: Brad and Angelina's Children Sue to Be Put in An Orphanage

Los Angeles, CA The children of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have filed suit for emancipation or, at the very least, the right to live in an orphanage or foster home. "We just have to get away. We are so tired of getting our pictures taken and the...

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Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Funny story: Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Los Angeles, CA - Details are emerging now about a pending divorce settlement between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, in which Jolie gets all the children. "Mr. Pitt always found them annoying," his own attorney said. He went on to say that Jol...

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Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent

Funny story: Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent

Hollywood, CA Brad Pitt, recently accused of hitting his child during a flight, had even bigger problems as his wife, Angelina, filed for divorce from him. Talking about the marriage, Pitt exclaimed, "Everything was going great until Angelina did...

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Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Funny story: Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...

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Palestinians in Gaza adopt celebrity names to gain media attention

Palestinians living in the occupied Gaza Strip have taken to creative measures to attract media attention from the US and other powerful NATO and UN member countries. Many have begun legally changing their names to those of high-profile celebrit...

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Brad Pitt Announces Surgical Removal of His Balls and Prostate

Funny story: Brad Pitt Announces Surgical Removal of His Balls and Prostate

Brad Pitt held a press conference in Hollywood today and announced his support for Angela Jolie having more of her organs removed. He stated; "I love my wife with or without her tits or her ovaries!" He said:"to prove my undying love for Angela...

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Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Funny story: Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday. Her...

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

New York - "These guys just don't have that kind of spare cash lying around," a spokesperson for SuperMegaYachts.com said today, "the whole dumb story is a pile of crap." The rebuttal comes after an Irish Sunday newspaper claimed Brad and Ange had...

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It's Official! Angelina Jolie Adopts UK Foreign Secretary William Vague!

Funny story: It's Official! Angelina Jolie Adopts UK Foreign Secretary William Vague!

Over the last week, world famous super mega star and serial-adopter Angelina Jolie has rocked the political world by adopting the UK Foreign Secretary William Vague in a bid to highlight sexual violence in conflict. The conference which took plac...

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Brad Pitt Going Bald!

Funny story: Brad Pitt Going Bald!

"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...

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Brangelina on the brink of divorce over Fargo incident!

Funny story: Brangelina on the brink of divorce over Fargo incident!

Brangelina, Hollywood's most famous couple, are on the brink of divorce as Angelina was spotted by Brad giving herself an inward two finger salute watching her ex, Billy Bob Thornton, in Fargo. Fargo, a TV adaptation of the regularly overrated mov...

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Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie's hair stylist has said that the actress who stole Brad Pitt away from his wife Jennifer Aniston is extremely depressed and devastated. Jolie has just learned that Brad is seriously considering leaving her. It has be...

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Khloe Kardashian Bashes Angelina Jolie

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Bashes Angelina Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - Khloe Kardashian has been through quite a bit the past year and a half what with getting canned from Simon Cowell's X-Factor and then having to put up with the sexcapades of her skirt-chasing husband Lamar Odom; whom she has since divorce...

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Angelina Jolie Says She Did Not Cheat On Brad Pitt With John Mayer

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Says She Did Not Cheat On Brad Pitt With John Mayer

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie appeared on The Viagra View and talked about her recent cheating rumor. Jolie told co-hosts Regis Philbin and Larry King that she has no idea where the rumor about her and John Mayer doing the sis-boom-bah came from.

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Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have applied to adopt several Oscar nominees after meeting them at the Oscar Ceremony on Sunday Night. Best Supporting Actress winner Lupita Nyong'o and Captain Philips Best Supporting Actor Nominee Barkhad Abdi were b...

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Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have six children and now a close friend of Angelina's has said that the actress wants to adopt a Russian baby. Jolie has three biological children plus she has adopted one each from Cambodia, Vietnam,...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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