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The Prince, the Witch, and the Beast

Funny story: The Prince, the Witch, and the Beast

Dark age of man: In a universe, far away, an enchanted Witch dressed as a beggar arrives at a castle during a feast hosted by a beautiful Virgin Princess. The Witch offers the Virgin Princess a mouse as payment for a meal. When she refuses, the Witch...

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Pope offers new guidelines for flock's bedroom behavior

Funny story: Pope offers new guidelines for flock's bedroom behavior

Once again, Pope Francis is trying to manage the intimate details of the lives of his flock. Previously, in a mixed metaphor, the pontiff raised eyebrows by suggesting that the faithful, who are made in God's image, are "not rabbits" and should no...

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Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Funny story: Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Two men who have been arrested on suspicion of sexually abusing cows are claiming that the cows not only agreed to the abuse but encouraged it. One of the men is accused of trying to have sex with several of the animals while another man, filmed...

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Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Get Maxwell Don Adams Smart, or Get Smart, as it was called for short, celebrated the U. S. Central Intelligence Agency. It starred Maxwell Don Adams Smart, an actual CIA agent who loved numbers, particularly 99. The series was designed to showcase the efficiency and sophistication of U. S. federal bureaucracies and to make Americans feel safe and happy to part with the millions of dollars in taxe...

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Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Funny story: Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc...

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The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

Funny story: The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

On the verge of the world celebrating the longest serving monarch, a shocking piece of tapestry made in 1958 has been found by a royal collector, that has called into question the early years of the monarch and her close relationships with some of th...

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Sheep-Shaggers are delighted, a new breed of furry, woolly, piggies is about to be released!

Funny story: Sheep-Shaggers are delighted, a new breed of furry, woolly, piggies is about to be released!

Sheep-Shaggers, mainly from Leeds and Wales, boyo, are delighted at the news that a furry, woolly breed of pig has been discovered and about to be released across the Pennines and in the Welsh Valleys. Leeds Sheep-Shaggers, desperate to escape the...

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Pig Almost Gets the Salami at Kuleto's Ranch

Funny story: Pig Almost Gets the Salami at Kuleto's Ranch

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A prize pig nearly got poked by a fat fucker at a farm just Northwest of San Francisco earlier today, but a dry Italian salami put an end to that, according to a witness. Robert "Bob" Kuleto, already shaped like an enormous Sec...

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Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

Funny story: Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

The Arab world is up in arms and upset about the new movie starring George Clooney and titled "The Men Who Sleep With Goats." Muhammed Rahad Siyad, secretary at the Saudi Arabian consulate office in Hollywood, offered the following statement: "Th...

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Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Funny story: Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Colombia, Tenneesse - A man who police say was caught on tape having sex with a horse and later arrested told them in an interview that the horse came on to HIM first. "She gave me this look and I knew she wanted it. We were meant to be. She to...

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Fr. Francois' Confessional #07

Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #07

Dear Fr. Francois: I am in a loveless marriage--well, it is loveless for me. My wife of 22 years is in love alright, with a donkey she worked with in Tijuana. Marissa claims their relationship has only been a "professional" relationship; but I wonder why she's always slipping away from Ocean Beach to meet Juan in Chula Vista? I'm saddened to tell you that I hired a private investigator, Di...

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If the Horse Trailer's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin: Horry County Bugger Busted Buggering Beastie

Funny story: If the Horse Trailer's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin: Horry County Bugger Busted Buggering Beastie

Rodell Vereen has (allegedly) been at it again, at his favorite horse's ass, police say. Vereen was arrested in Horry County, South Carolina, and charged with buggery after being videotaped, in the act of screwing a horse--for the second time in a y...

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Bernard Matthews Arrested on Bestiality Charge

Funny story: Bernard Matthews Arrested on Bestiality Charge

Norfolk, England - Bernard Matthews appeared before magistrates this afternoon after he was arrested at his Norfolk home in a dawn raid by Police and RSPCA officers. It follows an investigation lasting several years into the origin of "Bernard Matthe...

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Florida Counties to Fight New Bestiality Laws

Funny story: Florida Counties to Fight New Bestiality Laws

Cross City, Dixie County - In an amazing development four Florida counties, Lafayette, Gilchrist, Levy and Dixie have issued a legal challenge to Florida's new bestiality laws. Citing an oft overlooked 1839 statute Major Jeremiah Blunkin of Cross...

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A Taste of Sweden - Part 1: Our Immigrants & Other Animals

In the first of my articles which will each describe an aspect of everyday Swedish life, we'll get to see what often constitutes a typical immigrant nuclear family, in this nation famous for it's welcoming raconteurs. Sweden: a country where the only definite way of making sure it's farmers don't start poking the livestock is to dupe them into signing television programme contracts that give...

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The Daily Beastiality Bought by Masturbating Monkey

Funny story: The Daily Beastiality Bought by Masturbating Monkey

The newest, latest, and hottest sexy beast of blogs, The Daily Beastiality has been getting hit on more often than a hotpantsed hoe in the 1970's Times Square. Even Johnnie McC, the senile Republicant flop from AZ has a sweet shortie of a daughter sq...

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Cow has Human Fetus

Funny story: Cow has Human Fetus

This ain't no bull - The Iowa woman, who just last month claimed her husband had a cure for world hunger, Francesca Delaney of Madison County, Iowa is in the news again. Francesca Delaney's best milking cow, Brittaney, is pregnant with what appar...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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