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Diaper Was Full Of Shit

Funny story: Diaper Was Full Of Shit

A couple from Wisconsin have released details of an incident during the early hours of Friday morning, when they were woken by the frantic crying of their daughter who, apparently, needed urgent attention. Tina and John Green from Green Bay were r...

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Unborn Baby Becomes Transgender

Funny story: Unborn Baby Becomes Transgender

A medical breakthrough has caused some talk recently. An unborn baby has successfully undergone surgery to switch genders, whilst still in the womb. This has caused disturbance and anger in society as many in the community disagree an unborn child ca...

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Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

Funny story: Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...

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Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?

Funny story: Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?

Hollywood's newest power couple has announced that they are expecting a baby: According to friends of the engaged couple, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg have been house shopping in anticipation of starting a family. What's not clear however is if t...

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Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Funny story: Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Somewhere Over the Rainbow, USA -- After Olympics swimmer Bruce ("The Deuce") Jenner, Breakfast of Champions, announced his new identity as a "woman" named Caitlyn, the name has become more unpopular with parents of newborns than any other girls' nam...

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"Shark Boy" Baby Rescued And Returned To Shore By Great White

Funny story: "Shark Boy" Baby Rescued And Returned To Shore By Great White

In a made for the movies story, a little boy presumed lost at sea was rescued and deposited on a Monterey beach by a great white shark. Two year old Dahl Kirsch and twelve others were swept off the Presidio Ferry near Oakland, CA, when it was hit...

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Pandas Removed from Endangered List and Placed on Menu

Funny story: Pandas Removed from Endangered List and Placed on Menu

With all the new cuddly pandas springing up in zoos and in the wild, people are wondering what they taste like. So at the Duon Gevafuk restaurant in Mainland China, they have begun conjuring recipes and sauces to commemorate this special occasion.

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Trump Tasers Baby After Tot's Mom Breastfeeds At Rally

Funny story: Trump Tasers Baby After Tot's Mom Breastfeeds At Rally

At a rally in Dallas Texas, Donald Trump asked his security for a Taser and then unapologetically used it on a 4 month old boy who had been crying. Defending his actions Trump said, "Well, the baby wouldn't stop crying, and then the mother was at...

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"Stop the Silly Yakking" Babies Advise Grownups

Funny story: "Stop the Silly Yakking" Babies Advise Grownups

Observed by a reporter who understands baby talk, babies at a Day Care Center had a lot to say about what annoyed them about how adults speak. Here are a few direct quotes (as recorded by the reporter) from a number of different babies in the pack: -- "I hate it when my mom and dad use that silly baby talk with me. Y'know, 'Goo goo, ga ga, coochie, coochie, coo.' Ridiculous! Why don't they gro...

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Male Rights Groups - Husbands To Have Option Of Routinely Giving Birth

Funny story: Male Rights Groups - Husbands To Have Option Of Routinely Giving Birth

Genetically engineered organs have been developed which will allow fathers to give birth to babies three at a time in a Commercial Tyre Bay, Garage or any car Pit Stop. The organs will be available online and will plug into a USB socket transplan...

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Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Philadelphia, PA - Although the site of the Democratic National Convention has not yet been determined, one bit of information has leaked out. The keynote speaker will be Chelsea Clinton's soon-to-be born child. It is uncertain at this point if th...

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New Couple Have Baby After Seeing Facebook Likes They Could Gain

Funny story: New Couple Have Baby After Seeing Facebook Likes They Could Gain

Social media is a constant battlefield for some couples. David and Amy Douglas felt bitter last year after receiving only 96 Facebook 'likes' for their wedding announcement, whilst most of their friends received 'likes' in the hundreds. "Do peopl...

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Facebook to Launch 'Babybook' This Summer

Funny story: Facebook to Launch 'Babybook' This Summer

A website created by Facebook for parents to create accounts for their new-born babies is to be launched this Summer, to a chorus of "thank fuck" from regular Facebook users. Insufferable parents will be able to create and control their child's p...

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Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting. Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA. A...

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Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

Funny story: Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

A lady who has been taking her baby out for a walk most mornings at a park in Florida has been busted for selling Marijuana. "We got an anonymous tip from a neighbor we believe or could even be from an acquaintance", stated a law officer. "Seems t...

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Mila Kunis Is Having Ashton Kutcher's Baby - An Angry Demi Moore Says She Hopes Kunis Has Octuplets

Funny story: Mila Kunis Is Having Ashton Kutcher's Baby - An Angry Demi Moore Says She Hopes Kunis Has Octuplets

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis told reporters that now that she is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's baby there isn't any woman in the good old USA who is more happier than her. She said that after a year of her boyfriend Ashton having to fight his bitter br...

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Kansas To Ban Holding Hands Before Marriage

Funny story: Kansas To Ban Holding Hands Before Marriage

Lloyd Bratcher and the local group of Church Police have had the Kansas Attorney General to enforce the law voted in by the state officials that a couple cannot hold hands, especially in public, before marriage. Miss Nancy Ingraham, 72 and a spin...

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Woody Allen: The Rumors Are Not True - I Am Not The Father of Kim Kardashian's Baby

Funny story: Woody Allen: The Rumors Are Not True - I Am Not The Father of Kim Kardashian's Baby

NEW YORK CITY - Writer and director Woody Allen has told The Right Coast Revue that he is starting to feel like a combination of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Senator John Edwards who both fathered children with other women while they were married. Th...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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