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Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

Funny story: Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

It has long been reported that the numbers of ex-servicemen who attend Remembrance Sunday events are falling. Now it appears that many of them are simply forgetting to turn up. We asked some of them to try to understand why. Geoff De'ath, 81, of M...

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Trump Announces Removal of Transgender Corporal from Army Medical Unit in Korea

Funny story: Trump Announces Removal of Transgender Corporal from Army Medical Unit in Korea

Washington - President Trump has announced that, as a result of his order banning transgender soldiers from serving in the U.S. Military, that he has ordered the removal of one Corporal from his army unit serving on the Korean Peninsula. "It has c...

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Drone flies drone

At last we caught a break and one of our military devices worked. As you know, many of our drone operators have become neurotic from the stress of operating drones and wacking the enemy. We find a lot of these drone pilots (or droners, as we call...

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British army chiefs announce new Hide 'N' Sikh regiment ops

Funny story: British army chiefs announce new Hide 'N' Sikh regiment ops

London - The British Chief of the General Stuff said today the new elite fighting corps(e) will be deployed 'as bait' on stealth missions in the upcoming Game of Sardines against Jihadi scum. Troops disguised in Ali Baba costumes will root around...

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Russell Brand Amassing Underground Army To Overthrow Government

Funny story: Russell Brand Amassing Underground Army To Overthrow Government

It's been six months since Russell Brand's interview with Jeremy Paxman on "Newsnight" in which he predicted a revolution against the current government. Not many took it seriously, but fast forward to this week and I'm being led down a dark and din...

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Soon Drones Will Be First Responders in Many Emergencies

Funny story: Soon Drones Will Be First Responders in Many Emergencies

The first thing that will happen after a terrorist bombing, tornado, earthquake, bank hold-up will soon be a drone. Plans now being drawn up by emergency responders like police, firemen, even soldiers will be a drone or team of drones to check out...

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The Army Game: 2014

Funny story: The Army Game: 2014

It's non-lateral thinking time from the lads at the Ministry of Defence it would seem, after recent widespread and punitive cuts to Britain's armed Forces it appears there is now a shortfall, excluding the girl guides and the WVS of course. Thus,...

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Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

Funny story: Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

PHILADELPHIA - The City of Brotherly Love was nothing but, as the Navy Midshipmen soundly defeated the Army Black Knights by a score of 34-7. The game was halted early in the third quarter when two clowns ran onto the field. The two were placed in...

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A Man In Toledo Ohio Invents An Army Penknife With 93 Tools

Funny story: A Man In Toledo Ohio Invents An Army Penknife With 93 Tools

TOLEDO, Ohio - Ever since he was a youngster Titus Hank Hookerhaus has always loved to dabble in the world of inventions. Well 19 years of dabbling have finally paid off as he has just invented the biggest army penknife in existence. The knife...

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The U.S. Army Is Getting Extremely Strict Regarding Tattoos

Funny story: The U.S. Army Is Getting Extremely Strict Regarding Tattoos

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the U.S. Department of The Army state that the military branch will soon be coming out with new guidelines regarding ink art or tattooing as it is commonly called. The Secretary of The Army Johnny McHugh is...

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Prince Harry saves soldier from fashion blunder

Funny story: Prince Harry saves soldier from fashion blunder

Royal bad boy Prince Harry made a dramatic intervention last week, it was revealed, when a soldier from his unit almost bought a yellow t-shirt to wear with blue jeans. The incident occurred at a Next outlet in Afghanistan, when the private, drunk af...

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Free British Army Rebels Attacked

Reports from the frontline describe an an all out attack on rebel strongholds in Glasgow and Liverpool. The regime has taken out the terrorist rebels sheltering in converted mosques. These rebels want to replace stable Government with unstable gov...

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MoD Admits Soldiers Volunteering to Return to Afghanistan Rather than Patrol in London During Olympics

Funny story: MoD Admits Soldiers Volunteering to Return to Afghanistan Rather than Patrol in London During Olympics

The Ministry of Defence has confirmed reports that many soldiers have slapped in requests to return to Afghanistan early rather than be deployed in London during the Olympics. Commanding Officers claim that many of their men, when faced with the p...

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Rooks Droft Part one: What Zulu's?

Funny story: Rooks Droft Part one: What Zulu's?

On the 22nd of January 1879 a company of Royal Logistics corps found its way to the Buffalo River on the boarder of the Natal Province and Zulu Kingdom. They had been filling in the shit pits at a camp in Isandlwana when a pride of lions had mistaken them for short legged Spruce Gazelles. Being British soldiers first and shit shovelers second, they did the honourable thing and legged it. "What...

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Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Come 2015 there will be a rash of schools popping up all along the arse of England. Will the government provide the soothing lotion to combat this threat? No it seems the government is giving it's full backing (not to mention a fuck tonne of money) to see that military run "Kill Schools" for the most troubled youths will come to fruition. We tried to gain access to a military spokesman despite...

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'Pug-ugly' royal bridesmaid's uncle up on GBH charges

Funny story: 'Pug-ugly' royal bridesmaid's uncle up on GBH charges

London - Military Police are probing a serious assault on a humble squaddie by a Booze & Royals major whose gargoyle-faced niece was a bridesmaid in April's royal wedding. Major Nicholas Van Cutsem is accused of whipping a soldier so severely...

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United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

Funny story: United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

LONDON, England: In scenes reminiscent of the Blitz, the populace of England are being terrorised by gangs of thugs. Norman Brennan the former British Transport Police officer and founder of the Victims of Crime Trust, has made this statement on na...

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Budget Cuts at the Ministry of Defence

Funny story: Budget Cuts at the Ministry of Defence

The Ministry of Defence has announced job cuts in the armed forces of over one hundred thousand front line men and women. "This may sound, at first, like terrible news," said Brigadier Brian Gardener. "It's a huge number of soldiers. What we're ac...

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