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Funny story: Penis Pumps: Draining The Swamp In Washington

Penis Pumps: Draining The Swamp In Washington

BILLINGSGATE POST: Drifting under the cover of shadows that share the darkness enveloping the Beltway in Washington, the organic throb of millions of penis pumps might someday be utilized to drain the murky swamp that smothers everyday political re...
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Funny story: Don't Let Al Franken Resign

Don't Let Al Franken Resign

Democrats are eating their own. Forcing Senator Al Franken out of elected office due to improprieties performed before becoming a Senator or during a USO tour, appears to be a knee-jerk reaction to Harvey Weinstein's repetitive predatory behavior. Cl...
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Funny story: Al Frankenfarter resigns from Senate to run for POTUS

Al Frankenfarter resigns from Senate to run for POTUS

Washington D.C. (NYT) Al Frankenfarter sobbed through an emotional press conference yesterday where he revealed that he is God's gift to women. He revealed that he has been fighting so that women will be respected everywhere. He claims it is u...
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Funny story: Franken Decides Not to Resign, Will Instead Switch Parties and Become a Republican

Franken Decides Not to Resign, Will Instead Switch Parties and Become a Republican

Washington - Senator Al Franken, under extreme pressure from members of the Democratic Party to resign his post because of admitted sexual misconduct, has announced this morning that he will remain in office, and also that he has changed his party af...
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Funny story: Al Franken accused of touching himself inappropriately but not what you think!

Al Franken accused of touching himself inappropriately but not what you think!

Washington D.C. - Comet Pizza regular, Edray Uttbay, called our pervert hotline in our newsroom to report yet another sordid case of inappropriate touching. The perpetrator? Al Franken. The victim? Al Franken. Comet Pizza regular, Edray Uttbay,...
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Funny story: Congress Considers a Ban on the Trophy Hunting of Sexual Predators

Congress Considers a Ban on the Trophy Hunting of Sexual Predators

WASHINGTON, DC--Two representatives today co-sponsored a new Bill in Congress that would ban, in the United States, the trophy hunting of sexual predators. The bipartisan co-sponsors, Rep. John Conyers from Michigan and Rep. Blake Farenthold from Te...
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Funny story: SCANDAL!- Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch!

SCANDAL!- Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch!

A shocking report has reached news desks throughout the country that many Republicans, especially those in great positions of responsibility, are hooked on Koch. Koch, which first made it appearance in the 40's, has become more virulent in recent...
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Funny story: NASA says "Endeavour" collided with Sen. Franken's ego

NASA says "Endeavour" collided with Sen. Franken's ego

Washington, D.C. - NASA confirmed that the object the space shuttle Endeavour collided with during its launch was in fact Senator Al Franken' ego. "We were two minutes into the launch and I was just about to power up the vehicle when the ship shutter...
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Funny story: Sen. Franken does stand-up comedy at Sotomayor Hearings; Shares Plans for Next Sight Gag

Sen. Franken does stand-up comedy at Sotomayor Hearings; Shares Plans for Next Sight Gag

Washington, D.C. - "I was nervous," confessed Senator Al Franken, after he finished his first set to a receptive congressional hearing committee considering the nomination of Judge Sonia Sotomayor as the next justice to seat on the Supreme Court. "I'...
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Funny story: Al Franken sworn in as new Senator of Minnesota

Al Franken sworn in as new Senator of Minnesota

St Paul - Al Franken, a former Saturday Night Live comedian and author of several books, including "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot", was sworn in as the new Senator of Minnesota this week. Mr. Franken was originally announced as the winner of...
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Funny story: Sen. Al Franken pitches SNL idea to Lorne Michaels, hoping to reprise his old role on the show

Sen. Al Franken pitches SNL idea to Lorne Michaels, hoping to reprise his old role on the show

New York, New York - Longing to return to SNL to celebrate his triumph at being the first former comedy writer and cast member to ever be elected to the United States Senate and finally seated there, now Senator Al Franken made a call to the show's c...
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Funny story: Al Franken's Arrival Prompts Senate Bible Story Reenactment

Al Franken's Arrival Prompts Senate Bible Story Reenactment

WASHINGTON, D.C. - And it came to pass today that President Barack Obama entered the Senate Chamber, and two great men did come and stand before him, Senate Majority Leader, Democrat Harry Reid and Senate Minority Leader, Republican Mitch McConnell,...
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Funny story: Franken Wins Minnesotan Senate Race A Bit Too Late.

Franken Wins Minnesotan Senate Race A Bit Too Late.

After months of waiting Democratic candidate for the Minnesota Senate Al Franken has finally been announced the winner of the 2008 Minnesotan Senatorial race. An eight month vote recount has held up the inauguration due to it being contested by R...
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Funny story: Al Franken Vacates Minnesota Senate Seat

Al Franken Vacates Minnesota Senate Seat

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Former "Saturday Night Live" writer and performer Al Franken resigned from his post as Minnesota Senator today, citing mental exhaustion from an unbelievably tight election, an arduous recount, and a subsequent 7-week court battle o...
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Funny story: Al Franken Wins Election In Iran

Al Franken Wins Election In Iran

Tehran, Iran - A judicial recount in Iran has had a very improbable outcome. Minnesota State Senate hopeful, Al Franken, has posted an overwhelming majority over incumbent President Mahmoody Ima Dinnerjacket. Said Franken, "Oh my Allah! I didn't...
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Funny story: Coleman and Franken Kickoff Re-election Campaigns

Coleman and Franken Kickoff Re-election Campaigns

The two mainstream candidates for U.S. Senator from Minnesota started their re-election campaigns today. Norm Coleman, who was senator until January 3, and Al Franken are in a court battle royale to determine who will represent Minnesota in the Sena...
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Funny story: Minnesota Divided over State Fruit

Minnesota Divided over State Fruit

ST. PAUL - In a repeat of the contentious battle for ballots between Norm Coleman and Al Franken for a Senate seat, Minnesotans have split once more. The initial tally of votes was so close that it triggered an automatic recount. Out of some 3 mi...
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Funny story: Al Franken Concedes

Al Franken Concedes

Al Franken, amid a flurry of concerns by the Democratic Party, conceded his contested senate seat today. "It's not that I'm not good enough and smart enough, doggone it," he remarked. "It's just that, well, what I really want to do is become a WW...
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