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Walmartians have taken over the world

Funny story: Walmartians have taken over the world

Back in the old days, people used to collect themselves at the cave in the middle of the woods, look up at the stars and the constellations and make up stories about the various diagrams they saw in the sky. You know, Orion, The Big Dipper, The Littl...

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Famous North Dakota Landmark Destroyed

Funny story: Famous North Dakota Landmark Destroyed

MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA - A spokesman for the Corn Palace, a famous South Dakota landmark, announced today they have discovered the cause of the destruction of the structure. The Corn Palace, a large, ornate structure covered in decorative murals...

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Can God, Rain Dancers Stop Dust Bowl In California?

Funny story: Can God, Rain Dancers Stop Dust Bowl In California?

TULARE, calif. -- California is facing its worst draught in history. It is forcing farmers there to leave idle thousands of acres of fields in the state that supplies almost half of the nation's fruits and vegetables. It has also left 17 rural towns...

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Thought For The Day With Rambling Syd Rumpo

Funny story: Thought For The Day With Rambling Syd Rumpo

Hello, me dearios. I've been perambulatin' again. Perambulatin' I have. And my peregrinations, they have revealed much to me about the ways of our island people. I did follow the ancient Way of the Cladger, through the old branglin' grounds of Somerset, and there I did espy the Church of St Ethel, at Upper Nacker, where lie the remains of Gideon Piddler, the inventor of the Steam Grundler in 18...

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Disgruntled Chicken Faces Uncertain Future on Michigan Farm

Funny story: Disgruntled Chicken Faces Uncertain Future on Michigan Farm

An unhappy chicken on Jackson Farm in Crump, MI, has gone on an egg-laying strike to protest the quality of her evening feed, according to U.S. agricultural officials. Twinkie, a red speckled hen who has produced over 300 eggs for local consumption in the past year, is dissatisfied with the new, cost-efficient feed formula recently introduced by Farmer Tom Jackson. The formula, which includes...

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MP Resigns Over "Rape Seed" Remark

Funny story: MP Resigns Over "Rape Seed" Remark

Independent MP Frank Thomson has resigned from the Land and Agriculture Sub Committee after being overheard "dissing" rape seed production in the United Kingdom. Rape seed is one of the most popular crop in the country and is used in the productio...

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Biologists Create New Species of Insect Eating Beetle

Funny story: Biologists Create New Species of Insect Eating Beetle

Announced at a press conference in Bern, Switzerland this morning, a joint effort between Universitätsleitung Seniorenuniversität at Bern, and HNE Eberswalde University in Brandenburg, Germany has yielded a new species of insect eating beetle that ta...

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Major changes with the USDA

Funny story: Major changes with the USDA

The USDA announced today that in order to counter the racial tension brought on by the firing then rehiring of a black Agriculture Department employee, they have fired all white people and black people. "There, are you happy now?" one fired employee...

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Agricultural Colleges Changing With The Times

Funny story: Agricultural Colleges Changing With The Times

British agricultural colleges were today accused of failing to teach the basics of farming. 'They've become centres of excellence in the teaching of many skills and crafts,' said the Government Chief Inspector of Colleges, 'but the management of c...

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FDA and US Agriculture Dept. Approve Cola as Pesticides

Funny story: FDA and US Agriculture Dept. Approve Cola as Pesticides

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The US Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Agriculture have jointly approved the use of cola as pesticides in farming and general pest control both outdoors and indoors. The two government organizations had...

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USDA takes over the DEA's Job

Funny story: USDA takes over the DEA's Job

In what appeared to many to be a cruel irony, the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) was assigned the task of handling the Drug Enforcement Administration's cases and the DEA will now regulate the dairy industry.

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U.S.D.A. Determines Product Called Buffalo Wings is False Advertising

Funny story: U.S.D.A. Determines Product Called Buffalo Wings is False Advertising

The United States Department of Agriculture has decreed that all companies who sell Buffalo Wings must stop using that name as it is false advertising. Department Spokesman Vern Kwim delivered the following statement in regards to the decision:

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Stalker Stands up for Rights of Invasive Plant Species

Funny story: Stalker Stands up for Rights of Invasive Plant Species

Kalamazoo, MI - What do convicted stalker Joe Stills and Garlic Mustard have in common? According to Stills, both are being denied their civil rights by governmental officials in Kalamazoo, MI after the area Earth Day Committee once again slotted Gar...

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Arnold Ziffel Appointed Secretary of Agriculture

Funny story: Arnold Ziffel Appointed Secretary of Agriculture

(Hooterville) In a move to strengthen his cabinet, President Bush nominated Hooterville's favorite son, Arnold ZIffel, as the new Secretary of Agriculture.

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Cannabis goes Metric

Funny story: Cannabis goes Metric

Agriculture: Cannabis is to join the rest of the organic vegetable world today and go Metric.

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