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Intactivists: The Shlong and Short Of It

"Fore skin and several shears ago, our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nat...

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Animal Rights Activist Cuts Off Own Arm and Cooks It

Funny story: Animal Rights Activist Cuts Off Own Arm and Cooks It

An animal rights activist is recovering in the psychiatric wing of the local hospital after cutting off her own arm and eating it. The patient, who asked to remain anonymous, said she just wanted to know what suffering animals go through. The...

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Activist Vandals Create Earth-Sized Bandage

Funny story: Activist Vandals Create Earth-Sized Bandage

[PP]- A group of vandals broke into a factory which manufactures health supplies and created a bandage large enough to fit around the entire globe. The World Activist Front takes credit for this stunt, saying that the world is sick and someone mu...

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NYC creating jobs for its carriage-less horses

Funny story: NYC creating jobs for its carriage-less horses

New York - Animal activists came one step closer to ridding Central Park of the carriage horse trade, proposing a variety of new employment opportunities in other fields for the equines. "It's all about jobs and the dignity of work for these noble...

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Pots Pans and A Shocking Deathbed Confession

Funny story: Pots Pans and A Shocking Deathbed Confession

New York, N.Y. - The Association of Cookware and Bakeware Manufacturers lost one of their giants last month. Allen Spencer was a key mover and shaker in the industry that helped turn kitchenware into something that made a house a home. In a soon to b...

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Religious Satirist Fred Phelps dies at 86

The nation is mourning the loss of another great artist today, religious satirist and activist Fred Phelps Sr. Phelps, known for his sarcastic and over-the-top "sermons" had been battling several ailments, but the cause of death has not been released...

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Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids

Funny story: Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids

Tucson AZ: Acme Robotics Inc. (ARI) a company that specializes in biotechnology, robotics and artificial intelligence applications announced the development of androids for home and business applications. The two male and female android prototypes...

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Shock New Ally in bid to make it Queen Camilla

Funny story: Shock New Ally in bid to make it Queen Camilla

Whacktivists are to undertake the largest campaign in misguided cause history, as they fight to save a London woman from being denied her rights in marriage. "This perhaps one of the gravest injustices of the past twenty minutes," sobbed national...

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Activists Who Are Not PETA Open The Megan Kanka Memorial Animal Hospital

Funny story: Activists Who Are Not PETA Open The Megan Kanka Memorial Animal Hospital

Astrid Newspock, International Director of the Persons for Exploitative Treatment of Activists (PEToA), has ramped up their exploitation of any one they damned-well please by opening the Megan Kanka Memorial Hospital for Dogs in Philadelphia, Pa.

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Critical Mass redux: "Nuns are traffic, too!"

Funny story: Critical Mass redux: "Nuns are traffic, too!"

In a new campaign to get automobiles to share the road, Catholic sisters are marching side by side in city streets to proclaim: "Nuns are traffic, too!" The movement, dubbed "Critical Mass, Novus Ordo," was inspired by a similar movement initiate...

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Lipton Files Suit Against Tea Party Activists

Funny story: Lipton Files Suit Against Tea Party Activists

BOSTON, Massachusetts - Facing a double digit drop in sales, the boiling-mad chief executive of America's predominant tea purveyor has filed a suit aimed at tea party protesters on the grounds of misrepresentation. Craig Lipton said his family sta...

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Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation

Funny story: Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation

Washington DC: The passage of federal health care reform legislation has made left wing activist groups realize that any increased costs incurred by the taxpayers for health care will decrease their own revenue intake. A survey indicated that vari...

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GETSAPO evacuating 'climate refugee' bears

Funny story: GETSAPO evacuating 'climate refugee' bears

With climate guru Al Gore's announcement at the Copenhagen Climate Summit that there would be no Arctic ice within five years, a group of hardy environmentalists put together a crash program to save the polar bears. The Generous Environmentalists...

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"Yes Men" spokesperson confesses, "We're losers"

Funny story: "Yes Men" spokesperson confesses, "We're losers"

New York City, New York - At a press conference held today, spokesperson Andy Bitchbum of the activist group Yes Men, admitted that they are a group of losers. "Basically we're spoiled children", he said. "From upper middle class and upper class...

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Activists March for Dunce Pride

Funny story: Activists March for Dunce Pride

The 3rd annual Dunce Pride Parade was held yesterday in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Dunces from across the United States and around the world convened to celebrate dunce pride. "We are here to say that we are dunces and we are proud", said forty-s...

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Activist Dragons Ousted in the USA

Funny story: Activist Dragons Ousted in the USA

Hong Kong China: The "Great Wall" Street Journal is reporting that China's stock market the Hang Seng is at an all time high, while the US NYSE is at 2000 and continues to fall. The editorial page writer Master K'ung (Confucius) pondered the eight...

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Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Funny story: Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Police reports regarding so-called "necktie bandits" have been flooding emergency phone centers as the rise of assaults on businessmen have been increasing around cities' financial districts. Assailants are grabbing the neckties of passersby and f...

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Liberty Man Strikes a Blow against Zero Tolerance

Funny story: Liberty Man Strikes a Blow against Zero Tolerance

Pleasantville, KS - A masked man in a black-and-gold caped costume crashed through the ceiling of the office at Joe Sixpack Middle School, introduced himself as "Liberty Man," and threatened to confiscate the principal's car unless he r...

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