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Funny story: "Obamas Are Porno Crackers!"

"Obamas Are Porno Crackers!"

White House Interracial Porn Update - The latest movie release on the official Obama web site states "Watch white girls go crazy over Obama's big black cock!" Michelle's posts also state the truth to the old saying "Once you go with a white bi, yo...

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Funny story: Obama - "I Know Where You Live!"

Obama - "I Know Where You Live!"

There has been a flurry of posts on the official Obama web site recently about his exponential skills in the use of IT. Using the new OOble feature called OOble Map Track, which allows OoBama to perform reverse lookup searches on any global human...

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Funny story: Obama - "I Really Want To Be A Capitalist Nigger!"

Obama - "I Really Want To Be A Capitalist Nigger!"

Following his recent visit to Scotland President Barack Obama has observed and stated that: "To date we The Black Race and our Scottish ally Beaders have depended on White Americans and English Sassenachs for our TV, our dress, our feeding (Mac Do...

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Funny story: Obama - "UK Has It's Own Area 51 - The All New Virgin Galactic Spaceport!"

Obama - "UK Has It's Own Area 51 - The All New Virgin Galactic Spaceport!"

If you're looking for the latest in hush-hush experimental intergalactic space flights, look no further than the new "UK's Area 51". Last week, local radio station DW Communications from Oban reported that the Loughead Spacecraft Manufacturing Com...

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Funny story: Obama On - "Show Capitalism The Red Card Campaign!"

Obama On - "Show Capitalism The Red Card Campaign!"

The great English union leader Arthur (The Scar) Gill once said: "Red or Blue, we all have pub talk under our skin. "Say what you like about politics, but religion and politics remain some of the few things around that can disunite people all over...

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Funny story: Obama - "Toy Dolls Launch is White Voodoo Threat!"

Obama - "Toy Dolls Launch is White Voodoo Threat!"

Following the retail launch of the mini Barack and Michelle dolls millions of white Neo Pagan groups have been snapping up the toys to perform voodoo spells to unbalance the lives of the Obamas. In a joint statement, from an undisclosed source, vi...

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Funny story: Obama - "Microsoft is a threat to US National Security!"

Obama - "Microsoft is a threat to US National Security!"

Microsoft computer scientists have set a new world record at sending an inanimate wooden cube shaped object through thin air using the revolutionary technology of quantum teleportation. The team of scientists, based at Microsoft's Tijuana, Mexico...

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Funny story: Me, The Missus And The Mother In Law

Me, The Missus And The Mother In Law

Back in '67 - I bought a bust up caravan from a good teg neebr of mine. Once I got it home I told the missus to pack 'er mither's bags and I'd take the old bawbag up the Trossachs for an Easter break. Leaving the missus at home I drove up to Brig o' Turk with the mither in law in tow, turned "off road" deep into Glen Finglas, unhooked the caravan and left the old bawbag to enjoy a weeks brea...

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Funny story: Obama - "Scots Safe In My Hands!"

Obama - "Scots Safe In My Hands!"

Barack Obama, almost 8 months into his presidency of the US, is a hero of his nation's black liberation struggle and one of the new Afro American autocratic "big chiefs." In recent months, his early grip on power has strengthened along with his po...

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Funny story: Obama Goes To Hollywood!

Obama Goes To Hollywood!

Following his unsuccessful appearance at the G20 summit in London, England - Barack Obama has revealed he is to follow one his predecessors into the glittering world of B class movie making! Bedtime for Barack will be a 2009 comedy film produced a...

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Funny story: Obama - DC United Welcome Ferguson And McGregor

Obama - DC United Welcome Ferguson And McGregor

Barry Ferguson and Allan McGregor have been invited to play the rest of their football careers for DC United at the exclusive invitation of Barack Obama. DC and Obama handed out the invitation after the pair were banned by Scottish soccer Gers bos...

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Funny story: Obama - "Porn And Satanic Scandal!"

Obama - "Porn And Satanic Scandal!"

In an exclusive interview for Playman magazine President Barack Obama has revealed how he and Michelle have settled into political life at the White House. "Pretty much the minute we walked through the White House door our clothes came off, politi...

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Funny story: Obama - "Scotland's For Me!"

Obama - "Scotland's For Me!"

Following last weeks state visit to Scotland President Obama has renewed America's special relationship with Scotland by vowing to pay more for Scottish oil and gas than England and Wales do! In addition Obama has reinforced his support for the SN...

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Funny story: Obama - "Area 51 - Open All Hours!"

Obama - "Area 51 - Open All Hours!"

Honouring his pre election promise to break down red tape and state secrecy President Barack Obama is to officially announce that Area 51 is to be opened to the public by July 2009. Not only will Area 51 be opened to the world but it will become t...

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Funny story: Obama - "Area 51 Has Come To Life!"

Obama - "Area 51 Has Come To Life!"

In a short slip of the tongue President Obama has finally admitted that all the alien artefacts held at Area 51 have "come to life" since his accession to the presidency on January 20th, 2009. NASA scientists have concluded that the reasons behind...

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Funny story: Obama Ousts Vegas In New Tea Drinking Ad!

Obama Ousts Vegas In New Tea Drinking Ad!

Boston, USA. - Tea Drinking for America Now (TDAN) - the largest tea drinking advocacy campaign - launched a new television ad today in the Boston area while Congress was back in town for it's latest jaked tanned session. The ad is designed to pr...

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Funny story: Obama Bhoy Joy!

Obama Bhoy Joy!

Ibrox Stadium, Glasgow. - On Saturday, 28th February, 2009, the blessing of Barack Obama's new presidency by Pope Benedict XVI will be transmitted live to giant TV screens direct from the Scotland vs Italy six nations rugby fixture at Murrayfield.

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