Britney Spears' recent public striptease pictures are circulating on the internet like wildfire, immediately affecting the attendance in major strip joints and peepshows. It seems as if people have lost interest in striptease clubs, as interest f...
Here is a list of some urgently required words for today's English Dictionary...
Burbank (CA) - The Attorneys representing Nicole Richie are suing Garmin, the manufacturers of the Global Positioning System (GPS) that had apparently malfunctioned in her black sport utility G-Class Mercedes on that fateful morning she was wrongfull...
With the success of the current movie with a Mayan dialect 'Apocalypto' and the 2004 Aramaic language movie - 'Passion of the Christ', Mel Gibson has decided to direct an all out Klingon language movie without subtitles. Mel Gibson h...
Hugh Hefner, the founder of the Playboy Empire has been appointed the 266th Pope in a dramatic turn of events. The Vatican were in a crisis meeting earlier this month following the 265th Pope, Benedict XVI recent diatribe on the Muslim community.
Los Angeles (CA) - Britney Spears is retiring from show business in order to concentrate on her new career as President of American Association for Nude Recreation. Citing pressure from the media and paparazzi contributed to her sudden decision.
After nine months of intensive deliberations, a leaked dossier prepared by the bipartisan Iraq Study Group co-chaired by James Baker, a former Secretary of State (Republican) and Lee Hamilton (Democrat), a former U.S. Representative has come to light...
In the ongoing radiation poisoning saga, the toxic Polonium 210 has infected two more victims. President George W. Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair have both tested positive with Polonium 210 poisoning. The highly radioactive material is deadly, bu...
The oldest Gold Miner in Britain Jack O'Grady has died at age 99, instantly making Heather Mills as the only known heir to his priceless gold mine.
Los Angeles (CA) - The two celebrities were working out at Size 0 Gym, an exclusive Beverly Hills health spa, where they instantly vaporized before a packed crowd. The workout instructor was a little shaken after the incident, "These two ladies...
The Loch Ness Monster, sometimes called Nessie or Ness, was making its rare appearance in the waters of Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands when it was abducted by what eye witnesses say was a UFO.
The CIA is celebrating the success of the United States embargo imposed on Cuba, of which the Pentagon believes are finally working after 44 years.
Santa Claus has been arrested under the USA Patriot Act after people reported a heavily bearded man seen flying last night around the rooftops of Washington DC suburban neighbourhoods, 3 miles from the White House.
The White House has written a critical letter to Oxford University (authors of the Oxford dictionary) demanding the immediate removal of the phrase 'civil war' from all their editions and texts. A copy of the letter has also been sent to Camb...
DreamWorks have announced a breakthrough deal that will see the first live action adaptation of the Shrek franchise.
America, Russia and the European Union have brought a landmark lawsuit against France. The summonses were presented to the French Ambassador, Mr French de Paris at the United Nations Headquarters in New York. Confirming the delivery of the summons...
The New York Police Department (NYPD) has announced yesterday, it has run out of ammunition. Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly lamented on this sad development last night during a Police Commendation ceremony that took place at the Kalua Cabaret,...
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