World leaders are to invest in rowing machines as the 'new energy saver'. Its thought every household in the Western world will be given a rowing machine and some even two or three depending on the size of the house. "Energy is often wasted by p...
Queens Park Rangers Football club may be moving to Heathrow airport if plans go ahead. The airport authority plan to sell off some land at the airport and the club is said to be very interested in buying the land. CEO Philip Beard said, "We will...
World leaders are to hold an urgent meeting about global warming and the top of the agenda is trees and bushes. Scientists say carrying a small tree or bush will help the world recover from the ozone and increase oxygen levels. Dr I.M. Silly said...
Commuters who are fed up with overcrowded trains are trying to organise a protest by getting everyone to dress up as sardines! There fed up with standing up and having trains cancelled or late. "My train this week was on time for once but it didn'...
The annual University boat race is to be challenged by other Universities as they feel they shouldn't be excluded. Its always a two horse race but that might be made into a knockout competition. "Its always the light blues versus the dark blues an...
Being a pizza delivery driver used to be an easy job but now the Government wants them to take a test so they know where there going. "I can'ta believe my ears when I hear this! They are delivering the pizza notta picking up the passengers," Marco...
The great Loch Ness Monster has been spotted miles from home on the River Thames in London. It's been a few years since the monster has been seen in Scotland and the sighting in London could prove the reason why. The sighting of the famous monster...
Everton midfielder Tim Cahill is stalling over a new contract after making some unusual demands from the cash strapped club. As well as asking for ten thousand pounds more a week he's also asking for kangaroo soup to be made available at the canteen...
After a spate of incidents involving football players long hair and ponytails the F.A. is thinking of bringing in a new rule to ban long hair and ponytails altogether! "Football players these days are worth millions of pounds and need to be prote...
MPs from all parties are arguing about whether broadband should be allowed in the House of Commons. Most MPs aren't really sure if they want it or not. "Some of the Members of Parliament just go on and on, I mean do we need to know how much dog...
Wayne Rooney has been offered a part in a west end show when the current football season ends and according to close friends he's considering it. "He's out of the first three qualifying games in the European championships so yes he has time to...
Queens Park Rangers Manager Neil Warnock is set to sign ex Liverpool and Blackburn winger El-Hadji Diouf within days. The Senagal international who is currently without a club and working as an escort in a gay bar can't wait to sign. "I was wron...
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich came face to face with a stalker after the girl got past security on his yacht. The girl was armed with only a pen and begged the Russian millionaire to sign his name between her legs! He refused despite the girl beggin...
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