http://www.thespoof.com/ Spoof News and Political Satire en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/ 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62690 LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt has just dropped a bombshell on the Larry King Live Show. He has informed Larry that he has gotten so tired of Angelina Jolie's constant nagging that he wants to get back with his ex-wife Jennifer in the worst way. Brad sai... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62709 BRECKENRIDGE, Colorado - The Rocky Mountain town of Breckenridge, Colorado has just become the most map quested town in the entire world with tens of thousands of visitors expected to flock in from California alone. Breckenridge voters voted by a... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62683 Lindsay Lohan said she is not allowed to be around Samantha Ronson because Ronson never enjoyed the lesbian sex. Lindsay Lohan says she has a hole in her life and wants Ronson to fill it. Lohan complains she does not like living alone without Ron... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62724 The Los Angeles Coroner's office released the final photos and official death certificate for the late pop star, Michael Jackson. Jackson, age 53, was found dead in his Los Angeles mansion on July 8th after attempts by his personal physician to re... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62622 Shocking revelations today here in London when it was revealed that X-Factor judge and chart topper who mimes to her latest 'hit' live, allegedly, Cheryl Cole was revealed to stand only 5' 3" tall, according to critics. The medium of film and tele... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62708 Handsome British actor Colin Firth announced today that he has fallen in love with Britain's Got Talent star and media sensation Susan Boyle and they plan to marry at the end of May! "I truly love Susan", First told a riveted news media. "Beneath... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62646 In developing news, elusive Islamist terror mastermind, Osama Bin laden, has released a voice recording in which he claims that he is the real father of deceased star Michael Jackson's oldest son Prince Michael. In an astonishing recording, he s... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62608 WEMBLEY, England - American actress Kate Hudson was in town for a magazine photo shoot. The daughter of Goldie Hawn and musician Bill Hudson is trying to spice up her image from that of the nice girl-next-door to one of the not so nice ho-next-doo... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62803 Peter Andre, estranged husband of strange glamour model cum reality TV star and ultra-successful drunken slapper Katie Price aka Jordan was reported to be clapping his hands and dancing around the garden of his Brighton home like a demented meerkat u... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62643 Nobel Peace Prize Changes Name To Obama Peace Prize As Tiger Woods Was This Year's Runner-Up For Peaceful Fart Oslo, October 30th, the Nobel panel has decided after a full week of thought that they will change the "Peace Prize" name to the "Obama... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62633 Seychelles - (Fishy Tales): The $10 million demand had been kept secret via a UK tabloid spoiler campaign of 'Africanised Maddie' age-progressed images. These show a dusky Madeleine on board a Mogadishu registered phishing smack as it trawls the b... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62739 When London mayor, Boris Johnson was riding through the streets of London on this cycle, he came across a bunch of thugs who were dressed inpink hoodies who were in the process of mugging a young girl who screamed for help. Boris told In Seine New... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62606 LONDON - The odds-on-favorite to win the 2009 edition of X-Factor Danyl Johnson managed to sing good enough, to get enough viewer votes to 'live' to sing another week. After belting out a rendition of Aerosmith's "Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" the 27-... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62791 Tatty headed comedian, actor, one time junkie, and close friend of Fawlty Towers actor, Andrew 'Manuel' Sachs, the one and only Russell Brand has reportedly shown new squeeze Katy Perry a 'trick or two.' Perry, an MTV presenter and songstress arti... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62736 HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan placed a 911 call and told the operator that she wanted her to give her the number of her mother's cell phone. LiLo said that she was crying so much that she could not see the number on the cell phone number pad. http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62766 Gorgeous Katy Perry's worst nightmare came true yesterday when full-frontal naked photos of her surfaced on an obscure internet website. The unpublished photographs were stolen from the back of a red Ferrari in Los Angeles six days ago. The blow-... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62661 According to friends or rather, acquaintances, Kelli Carpenter has walked out on Rosie O'Donnell and there may be a huge lawsuit and custody battle. "Rosie is hoping everything can settle down because she's afraid of losing the custody of their k... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62706 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it looks like Malia and Sasha, the nation's two premier kids got to stay up late on a school night. The two girls were accompanied by their mother and three secret service agents to The Miley Cyrus Short-Shorted Siren From... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62624 Sir Elton John does not have the AIDS virus - nor is he HIV Positive - he merely has a cold, thus dispelling what the whole word was secretly thinking. Despite the cancellation of over 20 concerts and his 'unexplained' illness Sir Elton is still a... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62707 EL SEGUNDO, California - After months of legal haggling and maneuvering, the case of Carrie Prejean, Miss California vs. The Miss California Pageant and Amalgamated Entity USA, has been settled. When the 22-year-old Miss Prejean was asked for the... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62665 Singer Susan Boyle admired Middle Ages jousting re-enactment tournaments so much, she recently signed on to participate as part of the Jester's Court jousting team. Armored in proper attire, the hefty singer was placed upon a draft horse and given... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62474 Pop star Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana, claimed today that she lost her cherry over the weekend, but fortunately, still has the box it came in. When asked about the loss, Miley had this to say, "I am sooo stupid! I went out and like, I had it wi...