http://www.thespoof.com/ Spoof News and Political Satire en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/ 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63641 PITTSBURGH - A Pennsylvania Circuit Judge has informed Jon and Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 that she is instructing them to straighten out their marital problems by January 1, 2010, or she will be forced to turn custody of their eight childre... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63544 NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Miley Cyrus was in town serving as the Grand Marshal in The 53rd Annual Fried Okra Days Festival Parade. The parade which draws floats and bands from as far off as Bunkie, Louisiana, and Andalusia, Alabama has been featured... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63505 HOLLYWOOD - Hannah Dakota Fanning has come to Hollywood to participate in the premier of the new Stephenie Meyers movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The 15-year-old native of Georgia was asked how it felt working on a movie that is destined to bre... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63480 "Oh, that's just some silly magazines getting their Jolies", laughed Aniston as she talked to a few of us reporters, yesterday afternoon. "Now I'm into it with Jolie AND Boyle! What does it matter? OK. I'm sorry Susan. I wouldn't compare your beh... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63418 GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo sat in the Cowboys locker room disheartened, dejected, and depressed after their lackluster effort (showing) in their 17-7 loss to the Green Bay Packers who were 4 and 4 coming into the game... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63445 When I heard the tragic news that acting legend Edward Wooldward had sadly passed away a feeling of disbelief washed over me before the sad realisation struck me that we had lost another one of the greats. I was genuinely upset. The world had lost... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63605 Vancouver: Rumours that Vanessa Hudgens has exposed herself to one of the world's most infamous nude photographers were adamantly denied today. "Vanessa doesn't do nude photography, not for film directors, not for men's magazines, and particul... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63331 Megan Fox shocked her friends when she confessed she had a threesome with Russel Brand and Adam Lambert last weekend when she joined onto the threesome after some prodding by some friends. "They needed a third party to round out the group so I joi... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63603 BEVERLY HILLS - Hugh Hefner, the chief creative officer of Playboy Enterprises threw an $800,000 sit down dinner at his Playboy Mansion in honor of the stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart. The 20 guests were t... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63338 There are some things that are almost too painful to talk about. One of them is asking any guy what it's like to be kicked straight up into his balls! So, on that note, imagine if you're drunk, wearing skin tight jeans, and hate the guy you have... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63647 Paris - (Sacre Bleu!): Haute couture twitterati are gobsmacked: is a notorious Parisian catwalk hex to blame for the sudden death of supermodel Daul Kim? Gendarmerie sources remain stoically sphinx-like. But the 20 year-old South Korean stunne... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63477 Never-Land Ranch- Yesterday for the first time the family and physicians of the late pop icon Micheal Jackson came out with a somber message for fans of Michael and fans of plastic surgery. It was revealed that the true cause of death wa... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63399 London - (Crimebotch): Accused 'Night Stalker' perpetrator Delroy Grant has appeared before magistrates and blamed a dyslexia hex for a string of alleged crimes. The 69 year-old has been charged with multiple sex offences which he says are the res... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63412 The Jungle: She has the mind of snake, the spirit of a petrol pump, the tenacity of a bull and the morals of a male rabbit in a field full of randy does. Yet Katie Price still doesn't know when to stop when it comes to reinventing herself or p... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63390 Hollywood superstar Angelina Jolie and Nadya Suleman sparked a massive security alert when they got involved in an altercation at Damascus Airport. Nadya, known as "Octomom" because she has fourteen children, became furious when she discovered she an... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63541 LONDON - The BBC and The Liverpool Scouser Gazette are both reporting that X-Factor contestant Danyl Johnson recently flew to Los Angeles to console Adam Lambert after learning that Lambert had broken up with boyfriend Drake LaBry. Johnson who had... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63382 LONDON - As they say in show business, 'the show must go on.' And that also happens to be the song that Jamie Archer chose to sing in his 'sing off' with Lloyd Daniels. Simon Cowell cast his vote for Jamie. He said that Jamie not only was the best... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63377 In an ultimate showing of disrespect, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders mooned star crossed Quarterback Tony Romo after yet another dismal showing. Unable to get untracked from the highly publicized break up with Texas Free Ranging Cow, Jessica Simps... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63546 SAN FRANCISCO - The world's most famous porn star Jenna Jameson, who has 143 movies to her credit, has agreed to come out of retirement in order to star in a movie with ex-Governor Sarah Palin's ex-future son-in-law Levi Johnston. The movie is ent... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63460 Edinbgurgh - (Philosophers Stoned): Serial children's fiction plagiarist JK Rowling has come out as the real Belle de Jour genius impersonated by Dr Brooke Magnanti. Rowling said today she is the iconic blog's 'immensely successful, pseudonymous... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63537 Actress Dakota Fanning has filed a lawsuit in California courts claiming that the Hannah Montana television show has stolen her identity. Fanning, whose full name is Hannah Dakota Fanning, claims that the program stole her name by dropping her last... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63462 Somali Basin - (Crackers): The Singapore-operated MV Mother Theresa 666 was carrying President Kim Jong Very Ill's entire 2010 recreational supply when the mothership struck. The 22,294 deadweight tanker was seized near Mahe during a covert noctur...