http://www.thespoof.com/ Spoof News and Political Satire en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/ 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i68542 London - (Penalty Box): Next week's expected Toni Terry homecoming has proved a Wayne Bridge too far for the dark-haired French beauty. A £750K redundancy payoff from ex-lover John Terry has seen Vanessa Perroncel leg it from Chelsea FC's very own... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68591 PORTLAND, Maine - Sarah Palin was in town speaking to a convention of The Maine League of Lobster Catchers. She told the league members that they are doing a fantastic job, because she happens to know that it is a whole lot easier to catch salmon tha... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68575 NEW YORK CITY - The CBS Super Bowl commercial that featured David Letterman, Jay Leno, and Oprah Winfrey, was only two-thirds correct. Although Leno and Letterman were in the studio when the commercial was filmed, Oprah was not. She was in Coo... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i68544 She's pretty, sexy, intelligent, she lives in Camden, North London (according to this frequently inebriated researcher) and she's a politically active New Labour candidate for the safe seat of Liverpool Wavertree. Which prompts the question: Why?... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68576 MIAMI - Megan Fox was in town to watch Super Bowl XLIV. She was asked how she was feeling after taking a horrible fall during the filming of her nude-in-the-tub Super Bowl commercial for Motorola. She replied that she was okay. She said she did ha... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68551 Fans of Tiger Woods will be glad to know that the Tiger is coming home to Florida to join his wife and kids as long as he takes salt peter pills, or has some in his food. According to wife, Elin, after Tiger repeatedly failed his tests with women... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68588 LONDON - Amanda Holden, the prettiest of the three Britain's Got Talent judges showed up for the first audition all dressed in blue. The beautiful-looking Holden looked stunning in her blue satin dress, her blue satin jacket, her blue high heels,... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i68543 Hero Quarterback Drew Brees returned home to New Orleans with the World Champion Superbowl kings the Saints in the early hours of this morning and stepped straight into a blazing row with the 'Who Dat' Nation. The controversy erupted as Brees alle... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i68540 Local man Martin Shuttlecock remained in hiding today following the horrific discovery he made Sunday at the Shuttlecock family residence - a discovery which caused him to flee the house screaming, wearing nothing but the clothes he stood up in, and... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i68597 Joey Clementie had severe acne problems ever since puberty. At age 19, his face earned him the proprietory nickname of... Joey 'Pizza Face' Clementie. For Joey, it was no dates. No girlfriends. Just Friday nights spent with him, his multiplying zits,... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i68541 A man in Preston was today recovering from shock after receiving a TV Licence bill addressed to his dog. Arthur Ramsbottom went to his front door to pick up his mail when he noticed an envelope from the TV Licensing Authorities. 'I was flicking t... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i68598 Fresco's the well known supermarket chain have banned Trekkies so any fans of Star Trek turning up at their stores wearing a Star Trek uniform are being stopped from shopping at Fresco's. A Trekkie dressed as Mr Spock has complained to Fresco's he... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i68537 Scientist David Smith who has been researching in to what makes people age was astonished when he received a pair of Jeans in the post with a note from Irishman John Murphy asking could he examine his Jeans. David explained that scientists have no... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i68571 Khor Fakkhan, Dubai - (Nuptial Mess): The solicitors' voucher was a runaway success at its December launch last year when hundreds were given and/or received by warring marrieds in need of some friendly legal advice. This week, as she tans her tri... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68578 Billie Budd knows all the people on his pizza delivery route pretty well. After all, he's been delivering food and pizza for about 4 years. Many order two or three times a week and have relied on Billie for fast, efficient service and a friendly smil... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i68538 Joseph Tremolo was found guilty today of murdering classmate and friend Kevin Lynch. The case has made legal history, being the first to be entirely conducted using popular social networking site, Facebook. Police were alerted to the possibility o... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68553 Blonde bombshell sex goddess Sarah Harding out of Girl's Aloud, a good friend of Cheryl Cole's and an avid reader of TheSpoof.com revealed today that she is literally at her wits end because she has not yet been Spoofed by satirical website writers. http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i68536 Sales of chocolates specifically Terry's All Gold have gone through the roof since the stories regarding former England team captain John Terry. Supermarkets throughout the country are reporting record sales of Terry's All Gold and are having to orde... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68550 Michael Jackson's Doc, Murray, only acted in the interests of Michael and mankind, he thought the world had suffered enough and did it solely for "humanitarian" reasons. He actually felt so sorry for Michael's nose, Zombie looks, his bank account... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i68584 Sarah Palin (R, AL) was caught naked in the early hours of the morning. Sarah Palin seems to like to walk around naked amid rumors that others have seen Palin naked on several other incidents but only made us aware after it came to our attention. http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i68539 London - (Rotters): Seven years after successfully defending bribery, drug use, prostitute solicitation and spying for Iran charges UK top cop Ali Dizaei has been jailed for misconduct and perverting the course of justice. Sentencing Dizaei Mr Jus... http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i68594 Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have brought suit against the TheSpoof.com. Pitt and Jolie are alleging that the only reason thousands of tabloid newspapers worldwide are reporting a split up between the entertainment pair is that TheSpoof.com printed...