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document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemDescription">In an unprecedented move France&#39;s Ministry of Interior has acted on a parliamentary vote and made it illegal for women to wear pants in Paris.   The No-Pants-In-Paris rule, passed unanimously in the French parliament, will become applicable on Dece...</div>');

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document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemTitle"><a href="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62525">Good news: Sir Elton not ill but pregnant</a></div>');
document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemDescription">Sir Elton John, aged 62, is pregnant with his first child.  Said a spokesperson for the singer: &quot;Vow! This is super great! Elton and his husband, David Furnish, are over the moon. This is a dream come true for both of them.&quot;  It is understood tha...</div>');

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document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemDescription">French M.P.s, worried that France has become a nation of old people, have voted two measures to boost the nation&#39;s birth rate.  One measure is that the French baguette is to be enhanced with an aphrodisiac substance, while V.A.T. is to be slapped o...</div>');

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