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document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemTitle"><a href="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68575">It Was Actually Oprah Winfrey&#39;s Stunt Double  In The Leno-Winfrey-Letterman Super Bowl Commercial</a></div>');
document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemDescription">NEW YORK CITY - The CBS Super Bowl commercial that featured David Letterman, Jay Leno, and Oprah Winfrey, was only two-thirds correct.  Although Leno and Letterman were in the studio when the commercial was filmed, Oprah was not.   She was in Coo...</div>');

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document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemTitle"><a href="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68591">Sarah Palin Says Rahm Emanuel Cannot Use The Word Retard, But Rush Limbaugh Can</a></div>');
document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemDescription">PORTLAND, Maine - Sarah Palin was in town speaking to a convention of The Maine League of Lobster Catchers. She told the league members that they are doing a fantastic job, because she happens to know that it is a whole lot easier to catch salmon tha...</div>');

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document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemTitle"><a href="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68551">Elin Nordegren: Tiger&#39;s Coming Home!</a></div>');
document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemDescription">Fans of Tiger Woods will be glad to know that the Tiger is coming home to Florida to join his wife and kids as long as he takes salt peter pills, or has some in his food.  According to wife, Elin, after Tiger repeatedly failed his tests with women...</div>');

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document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemTitle"><a href="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68576">Megan Fox Said &quot;Thumbs Down&quot; To Showing Her Thumbs In The Super Bowl Commercial</a></div>');
document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemDescription">MIAMI - Megan Fox was in town to watch Super Bowl XLIV. She was asked how she was feeling after taking a horrible fall during the filming of her nude-in-the-tub Super Bowl commercial for Motorola.  She replied that she was okay. She said she did ha...</div>');

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