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document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemDescription">PITTSBURGH - A Pennsylvania Circuit Judge has informed Jon and Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 that she is instructing them to straighten out their marital problems by January 1, 2010, or she will be forced to turn custody of their eight childre...</div>');

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document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemDescription">NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Miley Cyrus was in town serving as the Grand Marshal in The 53rd Annual Fried Okra Days Festival Parade.  The parade which draws floats and bands from as far off as Bunkie, Louisiana, and Andalusia, Alabama has been featured...</div>');

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document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemDescription">HOLLYWOOD - Hannah Dakota Fanning has come to Hollywood to participate in the premier of the new Stephenie Meyers movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon.  The 15-year-old native of Georgia was asked how it felt working on a movie that is destined to bre...</div>');

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document.write ('<div id="theSpoofRSSItemDescription">&quot;Oh, that&#39;s just some silly magazines getting their Jolies&quot;, laughed Aniston as she talked to a few of us reporters, yesterday afternoon.   &quot;Now I&#39;m into it with Jolie AND Boyle! What does it matter? OK. I&#39;m sorry Susan. I wouldn&#39;t compare your beh...</div>');

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