http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5527 Spoof News and Political Satire by P.M. Wortham en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:21:58 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5527 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by P.M. Wortham http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104329 Following the latest controversy over delayed doping accusations for Spanish rider, Roberto Contador, the Tour de France announced yesterday that there would be a new set of acceptable drug usage rules posted for the 2012 international event. "Bas... Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:21:57 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104302 Privately miffed for decades over the common misuse of their U.S. based corporate switchboard and dealer network phone lines, Porsche has asked the federal government to change the "911" emergency call number to "something else". Porsche automotiv... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:08:17 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i104280 Reported this week in a new medical study, there is a terrifying rise in rectal explosions among aging members of the baby boomer population. Younger generation X and Y citizens are beginning to wonder if they might be next. Dr. Andy Fluscht, res... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:15:31 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i104052 With many Americans unable to change life long eating habits, a new medical procedure coupled with prosthetic pants may be the desirable answer. Developed by Dr. C. Emmett Sakatt a colorectal surgical specialist with extraordinarily long fingers,... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:07:46 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104048 The relationship kiss of death was spotted on the red carpet in Hollywood this week, as Kyra Sedgewick displayed a fresh Kevin Bacon tribute tattoo before entering the 2012 SAG awards. Following in the footsteps of other Hollywood couples who se... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:18:00 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104045 The wildly popular and medically controversial hair straightening treatment in South America has produced some shocking side effects, including the turning of television drag queen, Ru Paul, from gay to straight. Famous for his ultra glam look on... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:24:35 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104030 Honda's Ferris Bueller spoof may not be the only commercial planned for the Broadway star and his former cast mates, as Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck and Mia Sara were seen at a recent Chicago Blackhawks game in full Bueller costume. Abe Frohman mi... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:56:01 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104028 Poking her uninvited nose into one more media hype cycle, Sarah Palin has announced her staunch support of fellow conservative, Newt Gingrich, just in time for the Florida primary. With a political win-loss record of 0-2, Palin somehow felt that h... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:07:54 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i103938 Soon to become popular with political pundits, legislators or anyone who likes to point firmly with an index finger, Android phones and related apps will be upgraded to accommodate a Jan Brewer-like pounding of the touch screen. Previously designe... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:48:33 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i103946 Following reports from researchers in Japan about the unique vision characteristics of the Brown Jumping Spider, Vladimir Putin claims to have studied and discovered the distance judging proclivities of the spider some five years earlier, from the in... Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:50:18 GMT World News