http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5527 Spoof News and Political Satire by P.M. Wortham en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:40:54 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5527 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by P.M. Wortham http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/113693/lindsay-lohan-preparing-for-a-coen-brothers-movie Lindsay Lohan's new publicist and legal defense team announced today that after multiple years of controlled substance abuse, rancid public behavior and breath, and a talent for beer drinking that makes Canadian college Sophomores look like pansies,... Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:40:54 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111620/north-pole-in-shambles-santa-ponders-retirement A high ranking Elf Union source reported today that Santa is now considering retirement, following recent economic and environmental impacts to the North Pole and Santa's workshop. The retirement speculation follows a report last week that Moody's... Thu, 13 Dec 2012 14:26:29 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107401/queens-jubilee-hat-fashions-turn-edible Never squandering an opportunity to compete against each other in the world of high fashion, several women from the extended Royal Family and other distinguished guests are wearing edible hats for the Queen's Jubilee. One daring creation was a pro... Tue, 05 Jun 2012 17:25:24 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106521/milwaukee-obg-bartender-sent-to-state-mental-hospital-after-haggis-and-absynth-attacks-on-patrons Following an evening of strange behavior behind the brass rail, the head weeknight bartender at the Oasis Bar & Grille in Milwaukee reportedly lost control of his mental faculties, assaulting patrons with both food and beverages. "It was horri... Tue, 01 May 2012 12:36:58 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/106496/ge-to-buy-phurken-industrial-plumbing-supply Financial industry insiders from a shared mergers and acquisitions cubicles in the sub-let financial offices of the Katz Deli basement, today reported a General Electric leveraged buy out of family owned Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply. Private... Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:37:52 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/106358/michael-lohan-sadly-back-in-the-news The entertainment industry had managed to survive a couple of months without a truly preposterous statement coming from a Hollywood wanna-be, but thanks to Michael Lohan, father, convict and ex-husband to a couple of social train wrecks, we must inte... Tue, 24 Apr 2012 21:01:48 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/105474/microsofts-pig-bombed-by-angry-birds-from-space Unless you are an Angry Birds game fan, this headline will be of no use to you, but owners of the Angry Birds franchise have said "no" to offering their new "Space" game version on Microsoft mobile devices. Making the business decision to stick to... Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:25:34 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/105472/peyton-manning-to-create-his-own-tebow-move-in-denver Teammates of Peyton Manning have leaked the new quarterback's plans to create a celebratory and unique "move", much different from Tebowing, after scoring each touchdown. "Peyton is a bit older than many of the guys and remembers the early days o... Fri, 23 Mar 2012 12:34:40 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/105469/kardashian-flour-bombing-another-publicity-stunt If it's been more than a day without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, it must be time for another publicity stunt. The actress/model/whateveryoucallher was on a fabricated red carpet event for a European launch of her new perfume, when a female atte... Fri, 23 Mar 2012 12:06:07 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/105424/kardashian-serves-the-ham-in-text-war-with-jon-hamm The entertainment world had apparently gone long enough without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, so a widely publicized text fight with Mad Men star Jon Hamm must have fit the bill. "She apparently didn't care much for being called stupid and void... Wed, 21 Mar 2012 12:18:37 GMT Entertainment & Gossip