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			<title>Hugh Jarekshun Named CEO of ACME Latex Novelty Company</title> 
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			<description>Following a highly publicized and viscous ouster of former president and CEO, Ty Neepudd from the world&#39;s largest adult toy manufacturer, the ACME Latex Novelty board of directors has named former adult film director, writer and star, Hugh Jarekshun,...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:06:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Canadians Feel Good About Themselves in 2010</title> 
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			<description>Capping off a brilliant week of hosted competition where Canadian athletes did well against the world&#39;s best, the cherry on top of that frosty ice cream sundae came from the gold medal hockey game and overtime win against the Americans.

Often feel...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:57:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>USA Hockey Steals Canada&#39;s Coffee and Crullers</title> 
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			<description>Enacting their pre&#45;game strategy in advance of the long awaited Olympic hockey match up between Team Canada and Team USA, the young Americans stole team Canada&#39;s coffee and donut crullers just prior to the game.

The loss of the pre&#45;game &quot;Coffee an...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:31:27 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Chris Brown Nears End of Probation and Ready to Move On</title> 
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			<description>Los Angeles County Circuit Court reviewed what it called a &quot;clean report card&quot; on Chris Brown&#39;s behavior this week, while Brown nears the end of his probation.  Speaking to reporters after the update hearing, Brown indicated he was ready to &quot;move on&quot;...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:18:06 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Taylor Lautner, Jon Gosselin, John Mayer to Star in new Cameron Movie; &quot;Jilted&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Riding the success, and monetary benefits from the movie &quot;Avatar&quot;, James Cameron&#39;s new project will pluck three faces fresh from recent television media hype, who have recently fallen into the throws of a woman scorned.

Based on stories surroundin...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 14:09:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Palin Bags Limbaugh and Beck, Gains Respect Among Moderates</title> 
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			<description>Who would of thunk it.  A self proclaimed &quot;maverick&quot; who polled well in the last election among women with illegitimate grandchildren and republican moderates under 50 or Gay, has successfully distanced herself from the insane media right.  After a w...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:30:10 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Yoko Ono Performs in Brooklyn, Screeching Cats Join Finale</title> 
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			<description>Helping to launch a charity concert event at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, the Plastic Ono Band performed a single set of their not&#45;so&#45;greatest hits to open the show, while an open stage door apparently allowed every alley cat in a 3 block radius to...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:18:38 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Dog Handlers an Odd Breed at Westminster Dog Show</title> 
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			<description>One might assume that when the most fit and best looking animals are featured at the Westminster Dog Show, their human counterparts on the show floor might have similar attributes.  In actuality, the event conjures up visual images akin to &quot;Beauty an...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:41:03 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Nicole Richie Pulls Maid of Honor Offer from Paris Hilton</title> 
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			<description>While the personal staff of Nicole Richie has been busy planning her upcoming wedding top Joel Madden, they did not expect to have to spin the last minute reports of dropping Paris Hilton as Maid of Honor at the ceremony.

The two former friends wh...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:37:25 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Fat Tuesday Doughnut Eating Contest Ends in Horror</title> 
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			<description>Commemorating the last day before Ash Wednesday and the start of the Christian celebration of Lent, Polish Americans gathered in Hamtramck, Michigan for one last doughnut binge before 40 days of Lenten self sacrifice.  The scheduled jelly doughnut ea...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:35:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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