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			<title>Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies</title> 
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			<description>DETROIT &#45; Mick Jagger flew to Detroit to see about a business deal that his guitarist Keith Richards had told him about.

While he was in the Land of The Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings, he was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonigh...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:51:39 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Beyonce Advises Kim Kardashian To Dump Kanye West</title> 
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			<description>CUCAMONGA, California &#45; Beyonce performed at a sold out concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena.

After the show she spoke backstage with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine.

Beyonce expressed to Miss Dupree how proud she was about her good friend...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:49:51 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Reason Why Jennifer Lopez Had A Bikini Line Tattoo Removed</title> 
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			<description>NEW YORK CITY &#45; The rumor that Jennifer Lopez could be breaking up with her boy toy Casper Smart has just gained some credence.

An unidentified source said that J.Lo paid a visit to a tattoo parlor in Brooklyn to have an intimate tattoo located on...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:48:55 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Shocking Truth About Lady Gaga&#39;s Erogenous Zones</title> 
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			<description>NEW YORK CITY &#45; A close friend of Lady Gaga says that the singer is really upset and does not know who to turn to.

The &quot;Born This Way&quot; singer is very concerned at the fact that for some unknown reason her erogenous zones are not working the way th...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:47:56 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Vladimir Putin: What The Heck Would I Want With A Super Bowl Ring?</title> 
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			<description>BOSTON &#45; The owner of the New England Patriots Robert Kraft has stated that his trip to Russia was not exactly a pleasant one.

The Pats owner told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that as he and President Putin were having dinner at Mosc...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:46:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna&#39;s Nudist Resort</title> 
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			<description>WEST HOLLYWOOD &#45; The Caribbean singer, Rihanna, 25, has just sold The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort which is located just outside of Petaluma on Highway 101.

Rihanna purchased the nudist resort in April of this year. She told Margarita Mixx wit...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:45:19 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Katy Perry Confesses A Very Intimate Detail About Ex&#45;Boyfriend John Mayer</title> 
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			<description>LA BREA &#45; Katy Perry has finally decided to open up and reveal a bit of very personal info regarding her ex&#45;boyfriend John Mayer alias The Wiener With Feet.

Katy met with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:38:10 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Glee&#39;s Jane Lynch Says She May Give Up Lesbianism</title> 
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			<description>HOLLYWOOD &#45; Jane Lynch the star of Glee has just announced that she is divorcing her wife of three years Dr. Lara Embry.

The 52&#45;year&#45;old Lynch told Hollywood Innuendo that there were several very personal reasons for the break up. 

Jane said th...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:36:39 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Kim Kardashian Gives Birth To A Baby Girl</title> 
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			<description>BEVERLY HILLS &#45; Kanye West wanted for his and Kim Kardashian&#39;s baby to be born in San Francisco but Mama Kardashian (Kris Jenner) had her way and the Kardashian&#45;West baby girl child was born in Beverly Hills at The Cedars&#45;Sinai Medical Center.

The...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 06:07:46 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Reveals He Loves Watching Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies</title> 
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			<description>PYONGYANG, North Korea &#45; Kim Jong Un, self&#45;proclaimed North Korean Missile Launcher, recently stated to The Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency that he loves watching American&#45;made motion pictures.

The North Korean leader revealed that he has wa...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 06:02:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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