http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1516 Spoof News and Political Satire by Abel Rodriguez en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:35:39 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=1516 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Abel Rodriguez http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70637 HOLLYWOOD - The tallest girl in this year's bunch of American Idol females Lilly Scott was sent packing back to the "Mile High City" Denver, Colorado. Lilly "Not So Great" Scott sang an old Patsy Cline song that was written during the American Civ... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:35:39 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70636 LOS ANGELES - Selena Gomez, who is the star of the Disney Channel's, The Wizards of Waverly Place, has announced that she has just purchased the city of Tijuana, Mexico. When asked what she paid for the Mexican border town Gomez stated that she wo... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:03:15 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70632 HOLLYWOOD - Kara DioGuardi showed the American Idol live audience as well as the viewers at home that she is not the mean heartless "She Dog From The Big Apple" that a lot of people think she is. DioGuardi showed that she can cry. She cried severa... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:29:53 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70631 LONDON - Chelsea football star and womanizing twit, Ashley Cole has told the local authorities that someone broke into his mansion in Godalming while he was out trying to buy something nice for his his wife Cheryl in hopes that she gives him a third,... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:11:11 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70629 LOS ANGELES - One of the directors of the Miss USA Pageant, Shanna Moakler has stated that she has never in her life known a bigger hypocrite than Carrie Prejean, with the one possible exception of Dick "The Dick" Cheney. Moakler, ex-wife of Blink... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:47:39 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i69940 BOSTON - The Twilight Saga series star Robert Pattinson was in town to shoot a commercial for Boston Baked Beans. After the fifth take and his sixth bowl of beans the director yelled cut and that it was a wrap. Pattinson then sat down with a repor... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:42:47 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70548 HOLLYWOOD - The Bachelor Jake Pavelka who is one of this years celebrity contestants on Dancing With The Stars has been paired off with blonde professional dancer Chelsie Hightower. It is being reported by an inside source that Jake is so smitten... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:10:28 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70539 HOLLYWOOD - After the top eight girls had performed and each had put down her American Idol microphone one girl clearly stood out. And to use Simon Cowell's favorite saying, she stood out Head and Shoulders Shampoo above all of the other seven gir... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:52:48 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70499 HOLLYWOOD - Well after weeks of watching fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi cuddling, nuzzling, and caressing Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres appeared at the show's opening snuggled next to Cowell and kissing the self-proclaimed Royal Rude Dude... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:46:38 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70522 NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host Howard Stern has remarked that the humongous Oscar nominee for Best Actress Gabourney Sidibe (pronounced PLEASE DON'T SIT ON ME) will never make another movie, TV commercial, infomercial, public service announceme... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:01:19 GMT Entertainment & Gossip