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			<title>Miley Cyrus Ecstatic About Her Upcoming Summer Concert Tour With The Rolling Stones</title> 
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			<description>LOS ANGELES &#45; Miley Cyrus was all smiles as she spoke with American Idol host and L.A. radio personality Ryan Seacrest.

Cyrus was walking on air as she admitted to &quot;Peaches&quot; Seacrest that the word on the streets of LaLaLand is that she will be goi...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:25:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Madonna Admits That Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was Lip Synced And She Explains The Reason Why</title> 
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			<description>BROOKLYN &#45; Madonna was relaxing in her apartment trying to get over the tremendous sore throat that she said she had gotten the day before her Super Bowl performance.

The 53&#45;year&#45;old singer was being waited on hand and foot by her 24&#45;year&#45;old boy...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:19:44 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star As Ashton Kutcher&#39;s Sexy Sex Therapist On &quot;Two And A Half Men&quot;</title> 
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			<description>HOLLYWOOD &#45; The creator, producer, and writer of the hit situation&#45;comedy Two and A Half Men, Chuck Lorre seems to keep trying to outdo himself.

And it appears that taking Lorre&#39;s track record into account he does have a pretty good feel for what...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:33:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Stars of &#39;The Vampire Diaries&#39; Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Purchase The Vampire Sux Bar &amp; Grill</title> 
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			<description>HOUSTON &#45; The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, have both realized what they say is a life long dream by becoming the owners of the infamous Vampire Sux Bar &amp; Grill in downtown Houston.

Somerhalder told Pico de Gal...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:21:16 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>American Idol&#39;s Hollywood Week: Jim Carrey&#39;s Daughter Jane Carrey Is One of The First To Be Eliminated</title> 
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			<description>HOLLYWOOD &#45; Well viewers of American Idol, after having sat through auditions of what seemed to be about 1.3 million hopefuls, have finally gotten past the boring as hell part of the show.

Former American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi perhaps said it...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:19:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Patriot&#39;s Quarterback Tom Brady Is Still Very Upset At His Wife Gisele Bundchen&#39;s Post Super Bowl &quot;Fumble&quot;</title> 
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			<description>INDIANAPOLIS &#45; A close teammate of New England&#39;s Tom Brady reveals that the Patriot&#39;s quarterback is still very upset with the extremely out&#45;of&#45;line remarks that his Brazilian wife Gisele Bundchen, 31, made after the Super Bowl game in which the New...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:00:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The SS Brangelina Has Hit An Iceberg &#45; Brad Pitt Is Leaning Towards Dumping Angelia Jolie</title> 
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			<description>PROVENCE, France &#45; The Brad Pitt &#45; Angelina Jolie relationship has turned into what France&#39;s Le News Agency is calling the biggest roller coaster ride from hell.

The sheer madness of the Pitt &#45; Jolie coupling would even make the world&#39;s undisputed...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 05:13:17 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu&#45;Ray of &quot;The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I&quot; Within 15 Minutes</title> 
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			<description>HOLLYWOOD &#45; The much anticipated The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I, starring Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will hit the retail stores on Saturday.

Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that most of the nation&#39;s major retail store chains have h...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:47:37 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Russell Brand Says He Doesn&#39;t Care How Much Weight Christina Aguilera Has Gained He&#39;d Like To Engage Her In A Bit of Mattress Merriment</title> 
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			<description>BEVERLY HILLS &#45; Russell Brand was in town having his hair tended to by his favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue, owner of the famed Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills.

As he sat in his chair talking to FuFi he heard a song by Christina Aguilera pla...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:40:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer</title> 
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			<description>HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee &#45; Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee&#45;Ki&#45;Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home.

Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carry...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:18:37 GMT</pubDate>   
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