http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14116 Spoof News and Political Satire by Crunk en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Thu, 02 May 2013 06:20:22 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14116 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Crunk http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113817/prisoners-to-be-stripped-under-new-jail-reforms The Justice Secretary has today announced prison reforms in a bid to cut down waiting lists. Prisoners will no longer automatically receive perks such as clothing and absorbent toilet paper. Initially the prisoners will have to parade naked, unti... Thu, 02 May 2013 06:20:21 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/113606/meryl-streep-to-play-thatcher-on-wednesday The world of entertainment is a-fire tonight with the rumours that Meryl Streep is tipped to star in her most challenging role yet, in an epic £10M production with a cast of thousands. The audience is set to break box-office records for a premiere. Tue, 16 Apr 2013 02:57:15 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113588/bunny-victims-of-the-bedroom-tax It has been discovered that from April 2013, rabbits on the Downs will incur penalties for having less than 20 bunnies in a chamber. This has set the hares running with terrible results in some deprived areas. A spokesrabbit from Watership Down, near... Sun, 14 Apr 2013 06:14:59 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113581/anti-thatcher-protest-found-to-be-a-medical-condition Politicians are urging calm tonight, after the revelation that widespread anti-Thatcher demonstrations may actually be the result of an epidemic. Miners, socialists, Travellers, students and anti-capitalist protesters are converging on London to d... Sun, 14 Apr 2013 05:40:32 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113149/mp-not-drunk-at-commons-karaoke-has-let-us-all-down-say-mps The House of Commons has issued a short statement reacting angrily after the arrest of Eric Joyce at the Commons karaoke night, since he denied being drunk at the time of the incident. "There is no way any self-respecting public official or profes... Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:33:34 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113042/osborne-arrested-for-stomping-the-green-shoots-of-recovery Police have today cautioned George Osborne and issued an interim restraining order banning him from all garden centres, after reports that he was seen 'maliciously stamping on the green shoots of recovery'. Osborne is reported to have roamed the h... Sun, 10 Mar 2013 18:25:55 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113040/controversy-at-the-vatican-as-pink-smoke-canister-found An abnormal level of swearing and running about in fierce costumes has occurred within the Holy See over the past 48 hours after it was revealed that pranksters had smuggled a canister of pink smoke into the Vatican. The offending item was found secr... Sun, 10 Mar 2013 16:29:23 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113038/mothers-day-eve-gardeners-vigil-as-it-happens Gardeners up and down the country are on high alert due to the annual predation of daffodils by scroats planning to 'delight' their mothers. Supermarkets yesterday reported selling out of Red Bull, torch batteries and high-power water pistols (nor... Sun, 10 Mar 2013 07:20:17 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112955/cardinal-sins-to-be-reclassified-as-sub-standard-virtues The recent apology by Cardinal Keith O'Brien where he admitted to below-standard sexual conduct, has inspired a radical review of offences. HR, ecumenical and legal professionals are all celebrating the proposed new terminology. "Really it is an... Mon, 04 Mar 2013 18:55:13 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112910/by-election-result-a-furious-ball-of-nothing Voters in Eastleigh are today counting the cost at yet another hyped election that fizzled into a complete let-down. Political pundits have reflected that this one initially promised so much colour, then failed to deliver. There were several joke... Sat, 02 Mar 2013 08:45:35 GMT UK Headlines