http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8789 Spoof News and Political Satire by Aspartame Boy en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Wed, 22 May 2013 16:31:40 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8789 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Aspartame Boy http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114129/police-now-training-glasses-can-be-guns Chicago - Police spokesperson S. Wineburger of the Chicago Police Department announced today that anyone pointed glasses at police conduction official business may be shot. It was previously reported here that police are now trained to shoot anyon... Wed, 22 May 2013 16:31:39 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/114100/americant-airlines-doesnt-want-you-in-the-cabin Spokesman Ann T. Sociale of Americant Airlines revealed a new price structure for domestic flights. The move is thought by staff here to be in response to a recent policy shift by another well known airline favoring passengers that do not bring bags... Mon, 20 May 2013 16:55:22 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113946/owning-a-dog-good-for-the-heart-risk New studies have shown that owning a dog can be good for your heart, but has the risk of exposing you to malodorous digestive byproducts commonly produced in the large intestine when certain bacteria are present in combination with certain foodstuffs... Sat, 11 May 2013 17:09:34 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/113418/the-bank-of-rupt-taking-over-the-banking-industry Tokyo - Minister of Finance, Kurtaklinger San, has announced a new bank will be in control of all Japanese banks. This new bank will also be taking over the other nations banks in quick succession. According to Kurtaklinger San spokesperson, Ningaw... Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:15:09 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112932/cardinals-pick-satan-to-be-next-pope St. Louis - Matt Holiday of the Cardinals announced today that the Cardinals have picked Satan to be the new Pope. While there are no good Catholics on the team, many are well versed in the ways of the Vatican. "We feel Satan best represents the... Sun, 03 Mar 2013 15:06:33 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112790/pregnant-pope-steps-down-to-have-baby Vatican - Pope Benedick has stepped down as Pope. According to Vatican sources he is pregnant and has been showing under his robes for about month. Cardinal Jose Sardouchey, who fathered the child, said in a press conference earlier today that he... Sat, 23 Feb 2013 04:06:03 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112419/us-sues-carlo-pietro-giovanni-guglielmo-tebaldo-ponzi Washington DC - TheSpoof.com has confirmed Eric Gunholder will sue Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi. According to the suit, Ponzi spoiled the reputation of the Social Security Administration. Gunholder told TheSpoof.com in an exclu... Wed, 06 Feb 2013 04:26:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112364/wing-shortage-impacts-super-bowl-team San Francisco, CA - The 49ers public relations manager, Mr. Phlapper, told reporters tonight that the team is concerned about the global wing shortage. "We heard on the T.V. that there is a massive shortage of wings. I mean, there just aren't any... Sun, 03 Feb 2013 04:28:35 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112320/new-yorkers-draw-line-in-the-sand New York NY - Police attempted to restore order today in Times Square amid a tumult of rioting fat people. Spokesperson Ms. Phat Derrierey explained why protest had turned to violence. "It's that ban an large sugary drinks. We all decided that e... Fri, 01 Feb 2013 07:01:27 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112102/new-york-moves-to-ban-assault-shakers New York, NY - The state of New York is moving to ban assault shakers, according to a spokesman from the governor's office, Mr. Harry Pepper. "We have no issue, now, with salt shakers. But who, in their right mind, needs an assault shaker?", Mr. Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:42:52 GMT US Headlines