http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8789 Spoof News and Political Satire by Aspartame Boy en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:06:31 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8789 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Aspartame Boy http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i103928 Havana, Cuba - Machines of all description will ruined when oil mixed with raw sugarcane juice is exported from Iran in the coming days. Raul Casablancabenot, press-underling in the Castro administration, was boasting to reporters in a bar near... Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:06:31 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103852 New York, NY - The U.N. has proclaimed that effective today, no animals will be slaughtered with barbaric and painful mechanical means, such as shooting in the head. Animals will be slaughtered sweetly. Ms. Beeker, our correspondent at the U.N. r... Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:59:38 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i103832 Salt Lake, UT - Although Jail Bate Bougers died at birth, Mormon Elder Swarmen Jerks became enraptured with her story as portrayed on T.V. and convinced the Governor to grant him leave to attend a marriage ceremony at the Temple. Wedding the dead is... Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:28:52 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i103831 Las Vegas, CA - H-Pee shocked the computer industry today by releasing a driver for its long neglected and very popular T45 printer-scanner-faxer-copier. H-Pee spokesman Mr. Jose Noeweigh addressed a large crowd of reporters today at 3 p.m. The ven... Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:42:43 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103799 Washington, DC - We all know not to joke while in line to board airplanes these days, but a new plan to ban joking everywhere is rapidly taking shape, according to our source C. Fowlercross, our mole in the TSA. (That is not his real name). Accor... Mon, 23 Jan 2012 07:32:32 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103774 Phoenix, AZ - After a skirmish outside U.N. headquarters, Aspartame Boy, our reporter on the science beat, was grossly injured after being brushed off by a Ms. Knotshohot, who claims she was being followed and bothered by Aspartame Boy. Police wer... Sun, 22 Jan 2012 12:17:02 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i103755 New York, NY - The U.N. Special Group on Global Warming has discovered, after an intense five year study, that the statistical cause of global warming consists of the hot flashes experienced by human females past a certain age. Researcher Ms. Knot... Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:38:53 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i103397 NEW YORK, NY - The cola wars have gotten ugly lately. Cola companies are competing to create the best flesh dissolving formulations. It all started with the mouse. The UN, as in United Nations, is taking notice, according to our source. A qui... Wed, 11 Jan 2012 07:34:10 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i103233 MANCHESTER, England - Aspartame Boy now has first hand evidence that you CAN lose weight on Diet Coke. He actually lost 20 stone after switching from Diet Pepsi to Diet Coke. "I don't know why, but I just started losing weight like crazy after I... Thu, 05 Jan 2012 05:38:03 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i103009 New York - The staid Puffington Host, purveyor of light gastronomic drivel, has finally floated up into the stratosphere following publication of its latest collection of puff pastry recipes in its Home and Garden section. The recipes called for... Wed, 28 Dec 2011 17:14:02 GMT Entertainment & Gossip