http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4139 Spoof News and Political Satire by Monkey Woods en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:16:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4139 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Monkey Woods http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i68592 Police say they are treating as 'suspicious' the death of a man who froze to death in a 7Eleven convenience store in central Bangkok, a source said today. The man, aged about 67, was found to have died from the effects of extreme cold temperature... Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:16:46 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70177 Guus Hiddink, the former De Graafschap, PSV Eindhoven (twice), Fenerbahçe, Valencia, Holland, Real Madrid, Real Betis, South Korea, Australia and Chelsea manager who is presently the manager of Russia until his current contract expires, and who has s... Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:43:05 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70070 There were embarrassed looks all round this morning when zookeepers at Bangkok Zoo discovered that an African Elephant had tunnelled out of the elephant compound, and made good its escape. The elephant in question, Virgil, had apparently been plan... Wed, 03 Mar 2010 06:09:17 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i69991 As cleaning up continued in Chile this morning after the weekend's earthquake, people in Haiti spoke out to tell the world that their quake was "much better" than the one in Chile. Sunday's quake, a massive 8.8 on the Richter Scale, demolished onl... Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:23:31 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i47320 Former Portsmouth striker, Jermain Defoe, who currently plays for Tottenham Hotspur, has this morning been transferred back to Fratton Park due to 'a clerical error'. Defoe, currently readying himself for England's World Cup campaign in South Afri... Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:06:44 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70072 Sucking a man's penis can be extremely good for his health, claims a report published on a railway station bog wall this week. The report, found in the end cubicle of the Gents' toilets in the railway station at Stockport, near Manchester, claims... Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:38:56 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70074 Jon Venables, one of the killers of two-year-old James Bulger is back behind bars after breaching the terms of his release, the Ministry of Justice has said. Venables, now 27, along with his friend Robert Thompson, murdered the toddler in Bootle,... Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:04:56 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i69992 The entertainment world hung its head in shame today after US R&B singer Jason Derulo knocked the celebrity charity single recorded to help Haiti's earthquake victims off the top of the charts. Everybody Hurts, orchestrated by Simon Cowell, wa... Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:38:23 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i66971 There was shock and amazement - if they are not the same thing - at the headquarters of satirical news website TheSpoof.com this morning when it was revealed that now-missing writer Duncan Whitehead is, in reality - and in fact - one of the character... Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:09:39 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i69860 Ryan Shawcross, the Stoke City hatchetman who poleaxed the Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey on Saturday, and was then selected for the England squad to face Egypt at Wembley on Wednesday, has said that "there probably is a bad bone in my body". Pot... Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:49:58 GMT Sport Headlines