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			<title>Old Man On 1000th Spoof Story Gets Constipation</title> 
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			<description>A writer on the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has told readers within the site&#39;s forum that he is experiencing a bout of constipation at a critical point in his spoofing career.

Jaggedone, 86, told forum readers that, on the cusp of achiev...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:20:40 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Chelsea Players To Show &#39;Support&#39; For John Terry By Wearing T&#45;Shirts</title> 
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			<description>Chelsea players have voted unanimously to wear T&#45;shirts to show their support for team captain John Terry over the current allegations of racism against him. The shirts will show the simple but succinct message:

&quot;John Terry Is A Cake&quot;.

The Blue...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 12:43:58 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Banana Cake Stuck To Man&#39;s Teeth</title> 
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			<description>An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had a narrow escape earlier today, when a banana cake he was eating after his tea became stuck to his teeth, rendering his mouth immobile.

Moys Kenwood, 48, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 11:38:23 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Bangkok Floods Are The Most Ridiculous Floods In History, Claims Man</title> 
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			<description>The floods currently seeping through the Thai capital of Bangkok are the most ridiculous floods in the history of mankind, or dinosaurkind, claims a man on the scene.

Moys Kenwood, 38, has told friends that, contrary to other floods, where raging...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:47:07 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>John Terry To Wear Studs In Future</title> 
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			<description>Chelsea and England captain John Terry has told fans on the club&#39;s website that he intends to wear studs in his boots in the future after slipping and presenting Arsenal with a match&#45;winning goal in his side&#39;s 5&#45;3 loss to Arsenal at Stamford Bridge a...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 09:35:36 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bangkok Taxi Driver Fed Up Of Moaning Passengers</title> 
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			<description>For many years, Thailand&#39;s taxi drivers have been subject to extreme criticism over their perceived rudeness, lack of courtesy and general unprofessionalism. Until now, they had been keeping a gentlemanly silence, hoping the complaints would go away,...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:08:25 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>ABBA To Get Back Together After Wife&#45;Swap Stunt</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i100050</link> 			
			<description>ABBA, the Swedish supergroup who, in the 1970s took the music world by its knackers and gave them a damned good shake, are to get back together after a self&#45;imposed break of more than 28 years in the pop wilderness &#45; but with a couple of major change...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 07:16:37 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Mosquitoes Repelled By Durutti Column Album</title> 
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			<description>Mosquitoes hiding out at a swamp next to an Englishman&#39;s Bangkok apartment have claimed that their livelihood is being threatened by the man&#39;s state of mind, and the tendency he currently has for playing &#39;sad music&#39;.

The man concerned, Moys Kenwoo...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 08:35:40 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Man Utd Manager Ferguson &quot;Going Nowhere&quot; Says Gary Neville</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i99814</link> 			
			<description>Gary Neville, the former Manchester United and England full&#45;back who quit the club in tears in the summer, has openly criticised Reds boss Sir Alex Ferguson in the media, saying under the Scot, United are &quot;going nowhere&quot;

Neville, who played for Un...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 03:22:09 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Sport Headlines</category>
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			<title>Manchester United Boss Vows To &quot;Tighten Up Defence&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson was described as &quot;livid&quot; after his side&#39;s 8&#45;2 humiliation of Arsenal at Old Trafford yesterday, and told fans he was determined to shore up United&#39;s leaky defence.

The Reds went top after their easy vict...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 01:13:14 GMT</pubDate>   
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