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			<title>Tugboat Stuck In River Hull</title> 
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			<description>After the controversy of the supertanker on the Suez Canal was finally laid to rest yesterday, a new hullaballoo unfolded in Hull, East Yorkshire this morning, as the hull of a tugboat in the River Hull became stuck in the filthy, grey&#45;black sludge t&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 12:27:49 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Singing Star To Change Her Stage Name To Dodge Criticism</title> 
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			<description>International singing sensation Dildo has said she is considering changing her stage name to something a bit more &#39;normal&#39;, after she claimed she has begun to attract both criticism and resentment from people who say that her name reminds them of som&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 01:17:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Man Emerges From 5&#45;Year Coma And Refuses To Believe Trump Had Been President</title> 
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			<description>In news from Washington, it&#39;s been reported that a man from the city, who had been in a coma from early 2016 until he emerged from it just last week, has steadfastly refused to believe that, for the previous four years, Donald Trump had been the pres&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2021 22:58:45 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Adolf Hitler Still Missing</title> 
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			<description>Authorities in Berlin say there is still no sign of the former German Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler, who led the country from 1933, and during the Second World War.

Hitler, who would have been 132 years old next month, is reputed to have given instru&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2021 13:58:16 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #11: The Dragonfly</title> 
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			<description>Hello, everyone. It&#39;s Tuesday again, and time to delve into that magical box of mysteries that is the Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals!

Today, I have selected from the zillions of uninteresting animals available a particularly uninterestin&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2021 04:24:46 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Man Paid In Peanuts Concerned About Transfer Of Salary Into His Bank Account</title> 
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			<description>A man who was told, last week, that, from today, he would no longer be paid in money, but that he would, instead, receive remuneration in peanuts, has said he is concerned over potential difficulties with the safe transfer of his salary into his bank&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2021 14:56:52 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Man Forced To Economize After Further Salary Cut</title> 
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			<description>A man who, only weeks ago, was told that he would be receiving his full salary again after an earlier pay cut, has been told to brace himself once more, as a 50% reduction in remuneration will come into force from Monday.

Five days before Christma&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2021 13:21:15 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Man To Be Paid In Peanuts</title> 
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			<description>A man who gave up a perfectly good job in Thailand to go to live and work in Cambodia five years ago, and subsequently found out that salaries in the latter country were about half what they were in the former, recieved even worse news this week, whe&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2021 01:56:31 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Man Has Started To Wear Face Mask In Bed</title> 
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			<description>A man who can, ordinarily, be described as &#39;a bit of a worrier&#39;, has recently begun to fret out of all proportion as far as taking precautions over the spread of the Coronavirus are concerned, and has gone to the extraordinary lengths of wearing a fa&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2021 23:18:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Man Dies After Refusing Coronavirus Vaccine</title> 
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			<description>There was a major controversy brewing this evening over the potential dangers of refusing a Coronavirus vaccination, after it was announced that a man from Essex who had been offered &#45; and had stubbornly refused &#45; a COVID&#45;19 shot, had subsequently di&#8230;</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2021 05:43:32 GMT</pubDate>   
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