http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4139 Spoof News and Political Satire by Monkey Woods en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Thu, 09 May 2013 10:04:35 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4139 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Monkey Woods http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/113905/sir-alex-ferguson-new-manchester-city-manager Sir Alex Ferguson, the outgoing manager of Premier League champions Manchester United, is to be unveiled later this week as the new manager of arch-rivals, and last year's champions, Manchester City. Sir Alex, 81, handed in his resignation letter... Thu, 09 May 2013 10:04:34 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/113653/millwall-fans-split-into-three-factions Fans of Millwall FC, in trouble recently for fighting amongst themselves at Wembley Stadium, have announced that they have split, not into two warring factions, but three. The FA Cup semi-final tie against Wigan Athletic was noteworthy, largely, f... Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:48:12 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113555/margaret-thatcher-coffin-to-be-fired-into-deep-space The coffin of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, who died a few days ago, is to be launched into Deep Space after her funeral, it has been claimed by me. Thatcher, who was "highly thought-of" in mining circles, was the first woman to... Fri, 12 Apr 2013 13:32:45 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113493/margaret-thatchers-head-to-be-recycled Margaret Thatcher, the former British Prime Minister, who died after a stroke the other day, is to have her head recycled, according to a news report released in my own head this afternoon. Thatcher, 87, was also known as the Iron Lady, due to her... Thu, 11 Apr 2013 12:13:50 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112665/animals-flocking-to-get-into-british-zoos-claims-animal-expert Living conditions in British zoos are so comfortable for wild animals, that species from all continents are literally flocking to get into them, says respected Bangkok-based animal psychologist Joseph Steele. The claim came amid some early morning... Mon, 08 Apr 2013 04:39:00 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112849/steve-mcclaren-sacked-over-language-barrier Former England manager Steve McClaren has left his role as coach of the Dutch club FC Twente the day after holding talks with chairman Joop Munsterman over what the latter called 'language difficulties'. Munsterman said: "We can't understand hi... Tue, 26 Feb 2013 12:14:43 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112649/lance-armstrong-only-cheating-himself-claim Lance Armstrong, the 7-time Tour de France winner who, it's been revealed, achieved his victories with the help of banned drugs, is only cheating himself, writes spoof cycling correspondent Moys Kenwood. Armstrong used a cocktail of banned substan... Fri, 15 Feb 2013 09:41:24 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112295/masturbatorium-to-close A room which has become known to his friends as The Wanking Palace, has been designated 'Out of Bounds' by the parents of Clark Dylson, a juvenile in one of the South African capitals, Cape Town. Dylson, an habitual masturbator, regularly retires... Wed, 30 Jan 2013 13:46:36 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/111923/jim-davidson-nicked Washed-up comedian Jim Davidson has been arrested by police in London after complaints from members of the public that he is shit. Davidson, 59, is the one-time 'funnyman' who coined the jocular phrase "Nick, Nick", and built his whole act upon it... Fri, 11 Jan 2013 09:39:08 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/111410/string-theory-disproved String Theory, the idea that the whole universe is held together by an enormous amount of extremely small pieces of string, has been disproved according to a scientist doing research in the Thai capital of Bangkok. Moys Kenwood, 49, has told frien... Fri, 14 Dec 2012 06:34:09 GMT Science & Technology