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			<title>Social Media Halted; Few Users Are Reading Contributions of Others</title> 
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			<description>The social media stoppage may not be forever; in fact, it will probably last only a few weeks.

But starting next Wednesday &#45;&#45; for a limited time &#45;&#45; there will be NO social media whatsoever.  Al Gore, founder of the Internet, made the announcement...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:56:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Baby Porcupine Irwin:  First Interview and Wish List</title> 
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			<description>He&#39;s a YouTube sensation &#45;&#45; the baby porcupine in Pennsylvania trying to eat from a coffee cup.  But he&#39;s not a happy camper.  

In his first interview, he tells all, including why he&#39;s furious with the media and what&#39;s on his wish list for the com...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 08:41:54 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Irish Homeowners Can Now Legally Shoot Intruders; Hospitality Urged</title> 
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			<description>The legal ruling in Ireland granting this right has gotten mixed reviews. Some think of it as a blessing; others, as a curse.   

But both sides are united in the belief that good old Irish hospitality should prevail, even in the case of a home inv...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 09:58:30 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Pig Accused of Setting Fire in NY Barn, Threatens Lawsuit</title> 
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			<description>A pig (the animal, not the human, variety) in upstate NY has been accused of knocking off the top of a hot water heater and starting a fire in a barn.  Uh&#45;oh.

Experts opined that the perp in this case was curious about the water heater; hence he s...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 06:23:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Twitter Sells Big Stake in Company to Leprechaun; Birdies Squawk</title> 
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			<description>They says it&#39;s not because of any kind of prejudice against the Irish, but Twitter birdies are most upset with the new financial backer of the company.   

In an exclusive interview with spoof reporter Gail Farrelly, the birds explained their reaso...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 04:22:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Nike Air Jordan Sneakers; The Real Reason People Fight to Buy Them</title> 
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			<description>The pushing and shoving, the brawls, the pepper spray.  That&#39;s what some people wanting to snag themselves a pair of the latest Nike Air Jordans have had to endure.  Is it worth it?  

Those in the know say YES.  This is a product beyond compare.</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 05:44:27 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Business Brief</category>
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			<title>Twitter Birdies Celebrate at Holiday Party, Create After&#45;hours Mischief</title> 
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			<description>What a disgrace!  At the annual Twitter holiday party, many of the birdies drank too much. Way too much. 

Some were still in jail the next day, having been arrested for FUI (Flying Under the Influence) violations on the way home.   

Onlookers w...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:30:45 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Science &amp; Technology</category>
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			<title>Scrooge Arrested by Political Correctness Police</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i102587</link> 			
			<description>His constant use of the phrase, &quot;Bah, humbug,&quot; was given as the reason for his arrest.

An unnamed source in the Political Correctness (PC) Police reported that their investigation was initiated by the official complaint of a sheep who said that ba...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 09:22:38 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>Santa Claus May Have Cheated on the Missus</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i102424</link> 			
			<description>The rumors of holiday hanky panky are flying faster than Santa&#39;s sleigh on Christmas Eve.  Several tabloids are reportedly ready to publish motel records from all over the world that would show Santa to be an unfaithful spouse.

Some say the rumors...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 03:26:53 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>NBA Lockout May Be Over, Players Have to Relearn the Game</title> 
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			<description>The good news is that professional basketball in the U.S. may soon be making its return.  The bad news is that many of the players need to be retrained in their field of endeavor.

Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but apparently it does noth...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 05:35:10 GMT</pubDate>   
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