http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=3581 Spoof News and Political Satire by Gail Farrelly en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 17 May 2013 22:49:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=3581 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Gail Farrelly http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/114048/nasa-fumes-as-kepler-telescope-emancipates-himself To save face, NASA is reporting that the Kepler telescope is broken. Hogwash! The truth is quite different. And somewhat sad, at least for the space agency. You see, the telescope has declared himself emancipated from his NASA "parents" and has... Fri, 17 May 2013 22:49:02 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113828/porpoise-switches-his-tracking-device-to-randy-researcher After caring for an ailing porpoise for six months, researchers in Long Island recently released Noodle (yep, that's his name) back to the ocean, but not before they tagged him with a tracking device so that they can follow him and report his whereab... Fri, 03 May 2013 03:42:53 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113743/alexander-graham-bell-recording-shocks-at-the-smithsonian Researchers at the Smithsonian Institute revealed a startling find this week. After a long struggle, they had finally cracked the code and now had the ability to access an 1885 message left on a wax disc by Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the tele... Sat, 27 Apr 2013 04:52:10 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113730/kansas-tiger-found-in-circus-restroom-first-interview A Spoof reporter skilled in tiger talk dug up the story behind the story. The tiger has no idea why everyone was so excited. "Good grief, I just went in to take care of business; isn't that what everyone goes to the restroom for?" the tiger... Fri, 26 Apr 2013 03:27:38 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113650/you-talk-too-much-babies-tell-parents The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving... Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:37:43 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113119/pope-emeritus-wants-his-old-job-back "Mamma mia, I resigned too soon," he's told friends. He had hoped to find another job, but he didn't realize that there aren't many to be found in this economy. Word is he's been pounding the pavement; but, so far, no luck. Potential employers are... Fri, 15 Mar 2013 03:17:05 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112926/pope-hated-to-leave-behind-his-red-shoes-and-their-magical-powers According to our exclusive Vatican sources, the Pope had no problem at all leaving the Vatican and the Papacy. The real issue? Having to leave behind his red shoes. You see, those glorious red shoes had provided the Pontiff with special powers... Sun, 03 Mar 2013 12:08:14 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112748/pope-prays-for-a-retirement-party And if his prayers are answered, the party will be held in St. Peter's Square, with thousands and thousands of attendees from around the word! The Pope has told reporters, "Look, for years, I've been going out on the balcony and blessing that di... Thu, 21 Feb 2013 12:41:49 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112490/richard-iii-even-non-brits-want-him Yogi Berra was right. "It ain't over till it's over." And for Richard III? It definitely ain't over, not by a long shot. Not only are officials in Leicester and York fighting to rebury his remains, but other folks -- all of them dead -- want... Sat, 09 Feb 2013 07:48:27 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/112065/nasa-purchases-inflatable-room-for-use-in-space-whats-it-for As soon as spoof science reporter Gail Farrelly read the article, "International Space Station Will Get First Inflatable Addition" in Florida Today, she launched an investigation into this very unusual contract deal. She'd like to find out how the a... Tue, 15 Jan 2013 07:34:58 GMT Science & Technology