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			<title>Don&#39;t Ask, Don&#39;t Tell, Kindles View iPad Launch</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70337</link> 			
			<description>Kindles await with dread April 3, when the long&#45;awaited Apple iPad will officially go on sale in the U. S.  Like the Kindle, the iPad serves as an electronic reader, although it does a number of things as well.  It&#39;s clearly a competitor, but officia...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:30:13 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Kindles Protest Against Publishers Who Won&#39;t Let Them Speak, Vow Not To Shut Up</title> 
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			<description>Angry Kindles, protesting against publishers who have turned off the text&#45;to&#45;speech function on some Kindle books, staged a demonstration on the steps of the entrance to the main branch of the New York City Public Library at Fifth Avenue and 42nd Str...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:45:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>NASA Says Astronauts Will Eventually Go To Mars, Martians Say &quot;Oy!&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Martians are appalled by the news that astronauts will, at some point in the future, be heading for their homeland.  With an intergalactic wiretapping audio&#45;visual device, a Spoof reporter was able to observe, and listen to, a conversation between tw...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:52:27 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Kindles Shock Crowds at Radio City, Buy Tickets to Riverdance</title> 
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			<description>Folks buying tickets for Riverdance at Radio City Music Hall in New York City were shocked yesterday to see six Kindles join the line for tickets.  Amazon&#39;s electronic readers told their fellow ticket buyers that they love Irish music and dancing.  &quot;...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:32:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Fan Proposes at Hockey Game, Ends up with Fractured Jaw</title> 
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			<description>The best of the action was in the stands at Madison Square Garden on the weekend.  A hopeless romantic had arranged for his marriage proposal to be flashed on the big screen near the scoreboard.  His girlfriend, who was sitting next to him in the sta...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 07:46:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Brawl Breaks out on &#39;Ladies Only&#39; Bus, Driver Hospitalized</title> 
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			<description>The maiden voyage of this special bus on Fifth Avenue in New York City did not turn out as harassment free as planned, when two of the &#45;&#45; um, ladies &#45;&#45; had an argument about which of them had gotten the better bargain at Saks Fifth Avenue.  
 
Pow!...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 07:17:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Brooklyn Dog Mugged, Barks Description of Mugger to Police Canine Unit</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i68731</link> 			
			<description>The crime occurred last week outside a grocery story in Park Slope, where the dog, Moxie, had been tied up for a short time by her owner while she shopped. When the owner came out of the store, she found a shivering, traumatized Moxie.  The poor pooc...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 03:50:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Kindles Hold Meeting in NYC, Discuss Plans to Get Gifts from Owners</title> 
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			<description>Madison Square Garden was Kindle&#45;ized yesterday, as the electronic readers from Amazon had the first of a series  of one&#45;day solidarity meetings to discuss common concerns.  This time the concern was how to get gifts from their owners.
 
&quot;Just beca...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:34:37 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Science &amp; Technology</category>
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			<title>Health Care Summit in D.C. Is Planned, TV Prep Takes Center Stage</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i68661</link> 			
			<description>Before Feb. 25, the planned date of the summit (the summit which will include President Obama as well as members of Congress), there&#39;s much work to be done.
 
&quot;This is our big chance to make our case on television before the American people,&quot; House...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:14:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Super Bowl for Females: Attack of the Killer Brides</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i68464</link> 			
			<description>It wasn&#39;t held in Miami, but the downtown New York event on Friday had all the thrills and disappointments of the real thing.  It was the annual Running of the Brides, an event sponsored by a department store in Union Square. 

 This year 900 bride...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:08:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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