http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10939 Spoof News and Political Satire by BadboyIan en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Thu, 31 Dec 2009 11:27:16 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10939 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by BadboyIan http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i66060 Soon-to-be-exterminated Dr Who - the actor David Tennant - caused a panic among his fans yesterday when he was not spotted on any televsion network for more than eight minutes. Worried supporters flooded the switchboards of all the major channells t... Thu, 31 Dec 2009 11:27:16 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i64394 A new social networking site has been launched today to take on the mighty Facebook. 'Arsebook' will have a unique position in the networking jungle in that it will only permit photographs of drunken students showing their backsides to the camera. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:44:56 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63989 Open University space-whiz Professor Colin Pilger says he believes there may be alien life forms living in the crevices on Gordon Ramsay's face. A crack team of OU scientists have been probing the dark fissures for several months and found a numbe... Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:57:19 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63983 Officials have detained celebrity chef Jamie Oliver and placed himn on a 'Care in the Community' programme after seeing his latest TV ad. A spokesman for the National Association For the Feeble Minded (NAFFEM) said:"It was obvious to everyone who... Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:12:15 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63809 Eating a kangaroo's anus was the last straw for Katie Price, aka Jordan and she has now quite the celebrity jungle, with a bitter riposte that "everything there was shit or if it wasn't shit it was an actual shitter." With an invaluable week's wor... Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:14:42 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63645 The BBC's Children in Need Appeal hopes to raise millions of pounds today from donations towards the 'Burn the bloody Irishman' event to be held at midnight on Hampstead Heath, north London. Viewers and listeners are asked bid for the privilege of... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:32:56 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63215 A new Olympic sport has been announced that is set to debut at London 2012. 'Jumping on the Bandwagon' will be open only to established politicians, although officials are believed to be considering an exception for Simon Cowell and Katie Price. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:14:10 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62998 Prime Minister Gordon Brown today 'apologizered' for the letter he wrote to the mother of a dead war hero that contained a number of schoolboy 'misteaks'. He told Mrs Janes (he had written to Mrs James) that because he only had one eye - his right... Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:58:30 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62740 The famous old football stadium Saint James'Park - home of Newcastle United - has now been renamed in a multi-million pound deal that will ensure regular income for the signwriters and souvenir makers. From January next year it will be known as: "... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:31:19 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62587 Coleen Rooney, wife of soccer legend Wayne Rooney, today gave birth to a healthy miniature Aston Martin Volante convertible after a difficult 24 hour confinement. The Aston, weighing in at around 8lbs, was reported to be a tasteful shade of sugar-... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:57:18 GMT UK Headlines