https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10939 Spoof News and Political Satire by BadboyIan en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10939 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by BadboyIan https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/71900/vagrant-ejected-from-commons-claims-to-be-an-mp House of Commons officials today apprehended a vagrant who they found asleep in the chamber on one of the Labour front benches. The man was escorted from the Palace of Westminster to loud protests by a phalanx of security men and it later transpir... Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:23:15 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/71143/paxman-to-join-williams-in-the-buff-on-tv BBC Newsnight anchor Jeremy Paxman has said today that he will join newsreader Sian Williams in stripping off on air to uphold his principles. Ms Williams, a comely 43 year-old who shares the BBC Breakfast News sofa with the lumbering Bill Turnbul... Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:21:30 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/70986/bbc-stars-for-hand-relief The BBC today announced the names of the stars and celebrities who will be taking part in this years 'Hand Relief' - an annual wank-fest to raise money for good causes. Regular hand relievers like Chris Evans, Bruce Forsyth, Dale Winton and Adr... Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:36:20 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/66060/dr-who-disappears-into-8-minute-black-hole Soon-to-be-exterminated Dr Who - the actor David Tennant - caused a panic among his fans yesterday when he was not spotted on any televsion network for more than eight minutes. Worried supporters flooded the switchboards of all the major channells... Thu, 31 Dec 2009 11:27:16 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/64394/arsebook-takes-on-facebook A new social networking site has been launched today to take on the mighty Facebook. 'Arsebook' will have a unique position in the networking jungle in that it will only permit photographs of drunken students showing their backsides to the camera. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:44:56 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/63989/alien-life-forms-found-in-gordon-ramsays-face Open University space-whiz Professor Colin Pilger says he believes there may be alien life forms living in the crevices on Gordon Ramsay's face. A crack team of OU scientists have been probing the dark fissures for several months and found a numbe... Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:57:19 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/63983/jamie-oliver-sectioned-after-tv-ad Officials have detained celebrity chef Jamie Oliver and placed himn on a 'Care in the Community' programme after seeing his latest TV ad. A spokesman for the National Association For the Feeble Minded (NAFFEM) said:"It was obvious to everyone who... Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:12:15 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/63809/katie-price-quits-jungle-after-anusfest Eating a kangaroo's anus was the last straw for Katie Price, aka Jordan and she has now quite the celebrity jungle, with a bitter riposte that "everything there was shit or if it wasn't shit it was an actual shitter." With an invaluable week's wor... Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:14:42 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/63645/set-fire-to-wogan-event-for-children-in-need The BBC's Children in Need Appeal hopes to raise millions of pounds today from donations towards the 'Burn the bloody Irishman' event to be held at midnight on Hampstead Heath, north London. Viewers and listeners are asked bid for the privilege of... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:32:56 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/63215/new-olympic-sport-announced A new Olympic sport has been announced that is set to debut at London 2012. 'Jumping on the Bandwagon' will be open only to established politicians, although officials are believed to be considering an exception for Simon Cowell and Katie Price. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:14:10 GMT Sport Headlines