http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4840 Spoof News and Political Satire by Noshing Mink en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 04 Jan 2013 13:26:33 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4840 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Noshing Mink http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111898/surgeons-accidentally-give-transplant-patient-evil-hand There was embarrassment at a specialist hospital in Bradford today when it was revealed that following a 6 hour operation to give patient Robert Handy a new hand, surgeons had accidentally given him the hand of a criminal. Mr. Handy lost his left... Fri, 04 Jan 2013 13:26:33 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111849/us-on-fiscal-cliff-as-everyone-refuses-to-talk-to-each-other President Obama admitted that the nation is on a fiscal cliff as Democrats and Republicans have failed to reach any agreement on the budget. Democrats want to increase the number of taxis in Washington whereas thrifty Republicans want to reduce speed... Mon, 31 Dec 2012 13:26:08 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111288/egyptian-protesters-gather-in-thousands-fire-guns-in-the-air-burn-effigies-of-someone-and-shout-god-is-great-nope-no-news-here President Mohamed Morsi, fresh from mediating a truce between Hamas and Israel, dismissed protests in Cairo and other Egyptian cities about his decision to give himself Godlike powers. Morsi has dismissed the opposition, sacked all army leaders and j... Fri, 23 Nov 2012 17:41:26 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110973/mit-romney-finds-magic-stones-which-say-he-will-win-next-election Defeated GOP hopeful Mit Romney says he is not giving up the fight for the White House after finding some magic stones in the woods outside Boston which say he will win the next election. Romney told delighted Republican supporters how an angel ap... Thu, 08 Nov 2012 17:43:36 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110952/obama-wins-by-303-206-votes-remaining-149-999-491-voters-who-forgot-to-vote-say-doh As Democrat incumbent Barack Obama won the vote for the White House by a historic 303 - 206 majority (nobody has ever won by that specific margin before), millions of voters suddenly realised that had forgotten to vote. Many found out (too late) t... Wed, 07 Nov 2012 07:54:17 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108341/cost-of-monarchy-rises-after-queen-elizabeth-goes-on-bingo-and-cider-binge Royal watchers have blamed the Queen for a 100% increase in the cost of subsiding the monarchy. Every year, the tax payer contributes a whopping half a million pounds towards the Royal Family (who gets their remaining several million pounds from... Mon, 02 Jul 2012 15:59:05 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/102785/prince-harry-drives-to-john-ogroats-to-help-friend-mugged-on-phone Prince Harry sped to help a pal after he heard him being mugged as they chatted on the phone The prince, 27, quickly drove to the spot where Thomas van Straubenzee was attacked and searched for him until "intuition" took him to the local police st... Sun, 18 Dec 2011 05:39:18 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/99764/the-spoof-denies-hacking-sarah-palins-mobile-phone-mrs-palin-demands-to-know-how-the-spoof-found-out-she-is-a-moron-if-not-by-hacking-her-phone In a dramatic new twist to the British phone hacking saga, American hockey mom and former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has accused respected Internet tabloid paper the Spoof of hacking her mobile phone. Well, she actually said "cell" phone but that... Fri, 02 Sep 2011 18:04:43 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/99722/australians-find-ned-kellys-head-in-rolf-harris-didgeridoo Australian historians are cock a hoop after finding the head of Ozzie crime lord Ned Kelly. Kelly, a bank robber, was executed a few years ago and the dumb bastards that ran that country lost his head. That is, until it turned up in a kiwi farm la... Thu, 01 Sep 2011 15:06:11 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/99714/police-praise-gangsters-for-their-restraint-as-only-50-people-stabbed-at-notting-hill-carnival This year's Notting Hill Carnival passed uneventfully and police praised the public and gang members as reports came in that only 50 people were stabbed. A mere 75 people were arrested for drug-related offences and only 200 police officers were injur... Thu, 01 Sep 2011 08:37:25 GMT UK Headlines