https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10870 Spoof News and Political Satire by Tcoah en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10870 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Tcoah https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/62198/new-wars-demand-new-ways-pentagon-whizzes-out-new-water-based-armor In super-secrete tests the Pentagon whizz kids have rolled out a new kind of battle armor for a new kind of war. On proving grounds in secret locations on the Isle of Wight, the army boys have unleashed their most potent defense against projecti... Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:32:53 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/62070/nanotech-breakthrough-welsh-economy-on-the-brink-saved In glorious flashbacks to street-parties of times past, the Deputy First Minister of Wales, acting as spokesperson for "Pick at Us", announced a breakthrough new pioneering highly marketable high profit low cost high job creation technology from the... Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:59:16 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/62069/with-every-cloud-comes-a-uranium-lining Nanotechnology Comes Up With New Levers to Control the British Economy. With the 'incredibly shrinking British economy' comes a life-line: nano-levers. Very small levers for controlling a very small economy. "We need levers that operate... Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:20:55 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/61973/when-times-are-tough-win-the-texas-lottery When times are hard don't go to the movies or eat-out. Instead, hang out near building exhaust vents, stay late at the library, frequent swimming baths, seek out rich girl-friends, live in a mild climate, rent a banger ... the list is endless. Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:50:19 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/61909/gift-to-mankind-mobile-carbon-dioxide-scrubbers Scientits have made a remarkable breakthrough in carbon dioxide clean-up technology: the carbon dioxide scrubber - converts CO2 to carbon-black particles that float freely in the air. Can be fitted to any car exhaust, cows asses, chimney pots, s... Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:11:24 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/61560/you-can-u-green-if-you-want-to-margaret-thatcher In the Obama administration "ultra-green" is the new manna from heaven, the new mantra, the replacement of "ultra-violet". But there's no room for Fox (or friends), no first amendment, no second amendment and gosh darn it, no such thing as US ci... Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:50:53 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/61625/retired-couple-who-bought-old-icbm-missile-silo-stand-to-make-millions-discover-booklets-sold-on-ebay-were-full-of-icbm-launch-codes When former Vicar and his wife moved to North Dakota they thought they found a bargain when they spotted a disused ICBM missile silo for sale for just $1; they thought wow, "I'll by that for a Dollar". Some 50,000 dollars or so later they got th... Sun, 18 Oct 2009 02:18:45 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/61603/conan-obrien-moves-into-offices-vacated-by-international-business-wales Apoplectic scenes of joy at the NYC Chrysler Building as Conan O'Brien takes over offices vacated by IBW. "Apparently IBW, not paying their bills, skipped town yesterday just before bailiffs moved in", said a Conan O'Brien spokesperson. "It... Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:18:34 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/61477/its-obamas-air-force-now With long faces the Generals started to march out of President Ego's Office (ergo, President Obama's Office). The fix was in - for every 100 troops the President sends to meet General McChrystal's request for a 40,000 troop insertion into Afghan... Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:38:33 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/61443/beware-of-prophets-who-profit A documentary entitled "Where R They Now?" has followed the lives of 10 convicted con-artists released back into the community. Two went back to prison and eight joined the Global Warming campaign spurned on by their ex-colleagues who have made... Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:01:08 GMT UK Headlines