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			<title>Welsh Weapon Upsets Welsh Assembly Government (WAG)</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70505</link> 			
			<description>&quot;It&#39;s an amazing piece of technology that will generate hundreds of jobs in the Welsh heartlands&quot; said a WAG spokesperson not authorized to speak to the press.    

It&#39;s a slow weapon &#45; can take a while to hit its target, but when it does it re...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:26:18 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Iran has Doomsday Weapon &#45; or so it says</title> 
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			<description>IDDW &#45; forget WMDs &#45; Iran has a DW (Doomsday Weapon) as Iranian Press claims Iran has tamed element 200 (atomic number 200).  

UN, EU, USA, even Russia and China surprised by Iran&#39;s latest claim.  

Iran names #200 element: DTIAA (Death to Israe...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:22:37 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Chinese spy&#45;techno&#45;art</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i69925</link> 			
			<description>Ultra&#45;fine&#45;objects in the form of microdots, single pixel cameras, nanobots inside invisible ink, paint coatings comprising a plethora of nanobots, Piezoelectric powered devices in compromised Pentagon employee shoe heels, self&#45;broadcasting flower pe...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:28:18 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama&#39;s meeting with the Dalai Lama has China &quot;pissed&quot;</title> 
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			<description>China warns of &quot;serious damage&quot; &#45; meaning: we are going to zonk you arrogant Yankees with our &#39;big&#45;stick&#39; weapon: our worm&#45;hole generator gun.  &quot;Just you see.&quot; 

So one could conclude that China is telling Obama, tow our line or we will blow you mo...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:23:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>&quot;Weather Weapon&quot; beamed on Washington DC</title> 
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			<description>Frosty relations between the White House and China: &quot;Taken to new (snow) level&quot; &#45; Washington&#39;s intelligence community complains that China has developed a &quot;Weather Weapon&quot; and beamed it on Washington DC metro area.  

&quot;The Chinese super&#45;weapon has...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 05:04:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>President Obama&#39;s &quot;F22 Moment&quot; cometh</title> 
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			<description>President Obama &#45; &quot;exposes the USA to unacceptable risks&quot; (Head of Pentagon Advanced Weapons Research, overheard at a dinner party in Georgetown, NW Washington, DC).  

There are plans now afoot to reverse Obama&#39;s latest idiotic decisions (bit like...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:16:42 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Talking of Wind Turbines and &quot;Global Warming&quot;</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i67716</link> 			
			<description>Talking of wind &#45; windy gusts of 40 mph have rolled into the Washington metro area &#45; so what you might say, well, Washington DC is facing turbulent times, and these gusts confirm turbulent times for the White House and the world &#45; and Wales can&#39;t esc...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:06:19 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Darling warns of &#39;toughest cuts for 20 years&#39;</title> 
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			<description>With burgeoning youth unemployment reaching stratospheric levels Gordon Brown has ordered Darling to create openings to secure the youth vote.  

&quot;We can only achieve this success if every one of us is willing to make personal sacrifices of a perso...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 05:51:30 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>DEFCON X</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i66235</link> 			
			<description>&quot;As logic knows, as logic dictates, as logic does&#39;: DEFCON X. 

During 2010 watch out for: Iran offering &#39;unfettered access to its nuke sites&#39; &#45; which SHOULD beg the question: WHY? Answer: Iran&#39;s al&#45;Quds, or group affiliated to al&#45;Quds directly or...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 16:42:36 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Science &amp; Technology</category>
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			<title>&quot;Bladder Me This,&quot; said in the tone of &quot;Analysis This&quot;</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i65766</link> 			
			<description>Hmmmm, anyone noticed how quiet things have got on the terrorist front? 

Perhaps I shouldn&#39;t mention this &#45; not around Christmas and close to the New Year celebrations. But I have a hunch that an Awad bin Laden&#39;s al&#45;Qaida or affiliated group is pl...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:43:49 GMT</pubDate>   
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