http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11297 Spoof News and Political Satire by BillBritton en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Thu, 07 Mar 2013 15:15:43 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11297 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by BillBritton http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112999/texas-to-auction-off-wwii-bazookas By Bill Britton Special to TP News - Republican Governor Rick Perry announced that 2,500 surplus World War II-era bazookas will be offered to the public in a special auction. These recoilless-rocket antitank weapons were used extensively again... Thu, 07 Mar 2013 15:15:43 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112967/vatican-promotes-silly-hat-contest Special to TPN - Vatican Secretary of State, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, announced that the Convocation of Cardinals assembled to pick a new Pope will liven up the proceedings with a Silly-Hat Contest, which has not been conducted for 1200 years. Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:57:11 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110396/todd-akin-to-build-berghof-west-in-missouri-adolph-hitlers-residence-serves-as-model Special to TPN - Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) is building a new summer home atop Taum Sauk Mountain, the highest point in Missouri. Rep. Akin is known famously as the one who clarified the difference between "rape" and "legitimate rape." To his credit, he a... Sun, 07 Oct 2012 20:52:07 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110312/dantes-circles-of-hell-to-be-augmented-rep-todd-akin-r-mo-develops-initiative-for-republican-party-platform Special to TNP - At his daily news conference, Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee (RNC), claimed that "a new version of Dante's Inferno is necessary to ensure the long-term health of the country. In fact, I anticipate that... Wed, 03 Oct 2012 18:49:23 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109826/government-to-test-cell-phone-lanes-on-interstates Special to TPN - Chairman Deborah Hearseman of the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) announced that several major U.S. cities will test the practicality of constructing separate cell-phone lanes on interstate highways. The purpose of this... Wed, 12 Sep 2012 12:46:11 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/108702/god-particle-found-to-be-mormon-messenger Special to TP News - Physicists at the CERN Laboratory in Switzerland announced that the Higgs boson, the so-called "God particle," resembles the Mormon angel Moroni. Moroni is the keeper of the golden plates on which is inscribed the Book of Mormon. Wed, 18 Jul 2012 16:44:21 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108557/supreme-court-justice-scalia-expands-scrotum Special to TP News - Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has decided to expand his fraternal organization, SCROTUM (Supreme Court Republican Organization to Uncover Moderates). SCROTUM was established by Scalia in 2011 to aid in the fight against li... Tue, 10 Jul 2012 11:45:45 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106747/romney-to-buy-wife-ann-a-clothes-washer-for-mothers-day Likely Teapublican presidential candidate Mitt Romney revealed that he will be purchasing a new clothes washer for wife Ann this week. "I think it's the ideal gift for a stay-at-home mom like Ann," said Romney during a break from the campaign trail. Fri, 11 May 2012 13:01:57 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/103536/gingrichs-brilliance-outshines-einsteins In a nationally televised news conference, Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich revealed that his I.Q. is 20 points higher than renowned physicist Albert Einstein. "The American people know that I am basically a modest individual, but I fe... Sun, 15 Jan 2012 21:16:17 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/102257/republican-party-changes-name-to-teapublican-party After weeks of rancorous internal debate, the Republican National Committee (RNC) passed a resolution renaming itself the Teapublican Party. Although the cost of the change is estimated at close to $53 million, Chairman Reince Priebus said the Te... Sun, 27 Nov 2011 21:38:46 GMT US Headlines