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			<title>Facebook to close thursday.</title> 
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			<description>FACEBOOK WILL END ON Thursday..

 Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will close down for good this Thursday but offered no real explanation other then saying &quot;Managing the site has become too stressful and is out of control&quot;
He also suggested...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 22:25:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Anglia Water admits it has nothing to do.</title> 
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			<description>Anglia Water bosses today admitted its staff have nothing to do and could end up introducing a hosepipe ban just for the sake of it.

 We will also send out some bills which are higher then usual to keep our complaints department busy.

 A custom...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 22:05:36 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Teachers who shouted &#39;STOP IT&#39; to a pupil sacked.</title> 
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			<description>A teacher who shouted &#39;STOP IT&#39; to a pupil was sacked from the school she had been teaching and was given a 12 month prison sentence. 

Jane Harding, 47, was told by a Liverpool Court that just because the pupil was dealing drugs on school premises...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 04:18:58 GMT</pubDate>   
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