http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12556 Spoof News and Political Satire by Deafo en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Fri, 19 Oct 2012 12:16:09 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12556 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Deafo http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110625/a-refusal-to-engage-in-sexual-acts-with-the-opposite-sex-a-discrimination-too-far-says-nick-griffin The leader of the BNP, Nick Griffin, has finally revealed his compassionate side by claiming a refusal to engage in sexual acts with the opposite sex is a discrimination too far, after he put the address of a gay couple who won a landmark court rulin... Fri, 19 Oct 2012 12:16:08 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/105566/fuel-tanker-drivers-vote-yes-to-disrupting-more-traffic-than-usual Fuel tanker drivers have voted in favour of obstructing markedly more journeys than usual in an ongoing row over safety conditions which have seen them placed in a similar amount of danger to someone trying to over-take one of their vehicles, the Uni... Tue, 27 Mar 2012 09:17:29 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/105481/ex-brookside-star-jailed-for-making-eastenders-plots-appear-plausible Ex-Brookside actor Brian Regan has been jailed for his part in making the plot-lines which have become the hallmark of the BBC's flagship soap Eastenders appear remotely realistic. Regan, who was originally charged with murder following the death... Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:26:04 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/105425/householders-warned-they-are-never-more-than-six-feet-away-from-a-tory Households across Britain have been warned of the imminent dangers presented to their well-being following the disconcerting revelation they were never more than 6 feet away from a fully formed Tory. The unfathomably populous homo-sapien Torius-ra... Wed, 21 Mar 2012 12:34:18 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/105420/vatican-dismay-at-lack-of-rsvp-for-irish-catholic-abuses The Vatican has expressed its 'dismay and betrayal' at the Catholic Clergy across Ireland for its failure to invite their seniors to join the many instances of child abuse across the country. In a report published on Tuesday, it called for a 'new... Wed, 21 Mar 2012 11:06:49 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/105009/putin-demands-recount-after-only-67-of-his-fraudulently-cast-votes-counted Victorious Russian President Vladimir Putin has demanded a recount of all votes cast in the country's election after it emerged that only 67% of the fraudulent votes he cast were counted. The president, now into his third term, was alerted to the... Mon, 05 Mar 2012 15:56:15 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/104730/back-my-vision-by-emptying-stamford-bridge-on-matchdays-avb-tells-abramovich Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas has urged owner Roman Abramovich to back his blueprint for the long-term future of the club by insisting all matches played at Stamford Bridge be completely free of home fans. The Portuguese feels a lack of suppor... Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:06:45 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/104150/john-terry-didnt-have-the-legs-to-step-down-as-england-captain John Terry refused to resign as England captain as he did not have the legs to stand down, according to a source close to the player. The Chelsea skipper, who received a date for his trial on charges of racial abuse, would have needed to undergo a... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:47:29 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/104109/environmentalists-buoyant-as-surge-in-sea-levels-comprehensively-outstripped-by-rise-in-water-prices Buoyant environmentalists across the UK have asserted their satisfaction that the anticipated surge in sea levels around the globe has been comprehensively outstripped by an average 5.7% rise in household water prices. Scientists believe sea level... Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:34:16 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/103585/doubling-of-old-age-care-costs-stirs-shares-in-backhanded-slaps-market News that the families of millions of UK pensioners will be forced to pay twice as much for them to stay in a care home has seen stocks and shares in the mashed food and backhanded slap markets soar to unprecedented new heights. Market's across t... Tue, 17 Jan 2012 13:01:09 GMT UK Headlines