http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8979 Spoof News and Political Satire by Karl Mercer en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Wed, 17 Oct 2012 18:06:36 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8979 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Karl Mercer http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110598/bbc-presenter-from-60s-and-70s-smeared A presenter from the BBC during the 60s and 70s has been smeared by the press for being the only one who didn't inappropriately touch people up during the time. Wally Hampstead worked at the BBC, on radio, and television - as well as with children -... Wed, 17 Oct 2012 18:06:35 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/110595/amount-of-autism-link-stories-linked-to-autism Since the MMR scandal, the UK press have been trying to make up for their immense misreporting cockup not by making bold retractions and apologies, but by seeking further evidence for autism being definitely caused by some ludicrous, single hidden da... Wed, 17 Oct 2012 17:37:26 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/99298/david-cameron-calls-for-tougher-sentences-for-smaller-crimes David Cameron spoke out this week in favour of tougher sentences for smaller crimes, in light of criticism on the handling of looters caught up in riots in the UK. In an exclusive interview, Cameron was quoted as saying "Well, it is about time th... Wed, 17 Aug 2011 21:10:18 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/61162/gordon-brown-has-tears-in-his-retina Hang-dog expressioned, unelected supreme leader (read dictator) of Great Britain, Gordon Brown has been diagnosed has having tears in his retinas. A bit rich given that most of the nation has had tears in its eyes since the start of his reign of mise... Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:26:35 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/61163/respectable-well-to-do-family-man-dies-suddenly A happy go lucky, respectable, and young man with a family has been murdered on the streets of the UK by a vicious gang of youths. This sort of event is occurring on an alarmingly more regular basis, and results in heartache amongst communities of... Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:26:14 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/49705/everyone-seeks-tevez-compensation It seems that the recent saga over CarlosTevezGate looks set to continue as the government considers putting in a claim for the entire populace. It seems that since Sheffield United decided to ignore the fact that they were shite and blame an exce... Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:13:55 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/43611/innocent-video-game-in-violent-attack-horror An innocent, defenseless video game has been viciously attacked by a gang of hideous and angry, albeit well dressed and sophisticated, middle class hate-mongering mothers in Slough, UK. The game, an incident free frolic through a platform world o... Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:20:39 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/43609/unemployment-at-an-all-time-high Levels of unemployment in the UK have reached a record eleven year high. Coincidentally most of those still visiting their dole office from that period have experienced a similar eleven year high. It should come as no surprise to an average UK wo... Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:59:00 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/43604/bang-and-the-dirt-is-gone-along-with-the-infidels An anonymous source, who cannot be named, has revealed to our anonymous contact, who cannot be named, at the Daily Fascist, that good ol' Bazza Scott, the loud, obnoxious spokesperson for potentially environment damaging cleaning agent 'Cilla Bang' i... Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:28:19 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/43603/baddy-or-goody A recent survey has revealed that 85% of the general public have no sympathy whatsoever for Jade Goody in her harrowing cancer battle. One man, 44, from Lincs. said "Better people have fought cancer and died from it. I wouldn't be surprised if th... Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:15:24 GMT Entertainment & Gossip