http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8591 Spoof News and Political Satire by mikewadestr en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Thu, 02 May 2013 02:52:32 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8591 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by mikewadestr http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113812/rare-1945-jack-benny-plastic-penny-sells-for-record-200-million Jack Benny should be rolling in his grave, not so much about the news that a rare 1945 Jack Benny plastic penny that he once owned just sold for 200 million dollars at auction, but more to the fact that rolling in one's grave is free. The coin, th... Thu, 02 May 2013 02:52:32 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112809/grand-theft-pony-violent-video-led-to-genghis-khan-murdering-40-million Diogenes spent his entire life walking the earth with a lantern searching for an honest man and a pair of matching socks. He found neither. Maybe he should have purchased an iPad and searched Wikileaks instead. Because it's there that the Center f... Sun, 24 Feb 2013 08:23:56 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112076/republicans-threaten-to-shut-down-the-government-and-replace-nfl-football-with-shuffleboard Like a crazed lumberjack on a 10 day drunken spree holding a axe to a felled tree and threatening to chop off its branches if he doesn't get what he desires, the Republicans of the US Congress have told President Obama they will not only shut down th... Tue, 15 Jan 2013 23:11:23 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112034/white-house-unveils-that-the-us-has-manufactured-a-working-fart-star-in-space Under enormous pressure from billions of Americans who have been petitioning the White House to build Star Wars type Death Star to defend the world against reality TV, US President, Barack Obama finally caved in to the pressure by admitting that the... Sun, 13 Jan 2013 10:58:41 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111991/united-states-first-two-trillion-dollar-coins-end-up-in-white-house-vending-machine In a dubious mishap, the president of the United States, Barack Obama, lost the first two trillion dollar coins that were minted at the US mint when he put them into a White House vending machine. Apparently, the president was given the coins a mont... Fri, 11 Jan 2013 03:50:35 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111876/gingivitis-takes-the-bite-out-of-vampire New Orleans, Louisiana vampire, Bobby Belfry, has lost all of his teeth due to the affects of advanced gingivitis. This happenstance has rendered Mr. Belfry bite-less, albeit, but not flightless. For 8,656 years and 225 days, Mr. Belfry had been... Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:58:09 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111608/dead-people-playing-dead-extras-demand-more-diverse-roles Hollywood has now been struck by a new ballyhoo. Dead people who have for decades been playing the dead extras in so many of Hollywood's blockbuster movies are demanding more diverse roles than that of playing a dead person. This does bode well... Wed, 12 Dec 2012 12:26:53 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111607/divorce-and-why-is-that-guys-hand-up-elmos-butt-are-new-sesame-street-subjects This sure isn't your two dads' or two moms' Sesame Street. The show has decided to start tackling tough subjects like divorce, pedophilia and how to properly water down your parent's liquor so they don't notice that you've been imbibing. And that i... Wed, 12 Dec 2012 04:42:01 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/110745/third-base-conspires-to-give-giants-game-one-in-world-series Detroit fans are calling it a conspiracy, the US Secret Service is calling it a free trick, both presidential candidates claim that third base is a disgruntled New York Yankees fan and everyone else, really wants to know if Big Bird will be on next s... Thu, 25 Oct 2012 04:47:01 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110219/find-jimmy-hoffa-craze-causing-shovel-shortage-in-america In a frenzy to find the body of Jimmy Hoffa, Americans have made a run on hardware stores stripping them clean of shovels, picks and jackhammers, as well as Christmas lights which had just gone on sale as of yesterday. The frenzy swept the nation af... Sun, 30 Sep 2012 02:12:06 GMT US Headlines