http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5201 Spoof News and Political Satire by Winston Smith en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:53:03 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5201 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Winston Smith http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113562/lunatic-of-the-year-award Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Korean dictator Kim Jong Un are the top two contenders for the Lunatic of the Year Award presented by the Nobal Friends of Bedlam. The NFB was created by several eccentric members of the Nobal Peace Prize Com... Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:53:02 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113447/cuban-lawmakers-critical-of-musicians-visit Two Cuban lawmakers are expressing "displeasure" over a trip to the United States this week by Cuban musical comedy stars Ricky Ricardo and Lucy Ricardo. The two reportedly traveled to the United States to mark their sixtieth wedding anniversary. Sat, 06 Apr 2013 20:17:11 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113301/kim-jung-un-hospitalized-with-over-inflated-testicles According to reliable sources in the Chinese Ministry of Health, North Korean leader Kim Jung Un has been hospitalized in China due to his over-inflated testicles. Sources close to Kim say that a typographical and translational error occurred befo... Wed, 27 Mar 2013 05:37:18 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113172/bernanke-and-lew-save-white-house-easter-egg-roll According to a joint press release from the United States Treasury and Federal Reserve the White House Easter Egg Roll will proceed as normal, albeit with some minor changes from last year. Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors, Ben B... Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:17:00 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112705/florida-jails-animal-lover-for-petting-manatee FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A Fort Pierce man, Wyan William Waterman, was arrested Sunday after posting online photos of himself and two young children petting and holding a manatee calf, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (F... Tue, 19 Feb 2013 04:36:02 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112618/senator-rand-paul-to-block-door-to-cia-nomination-with-his-big-white-balls Senator Rand Paul is pledging to block the CIA Director nominee John Brennan's passage through the Senate "Out" door. He says that he intends to roll his big balls in front of it to seal it closed, a statement from his Senate office reports. The door... Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:10:22 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112595/cruise-line-offers-bygone-era-of-sailing Medieval Cruise Lines initial public offering of preferred stock has been met with widespread joy by vacationers and by investors alike. Its shares closed fifty percent higher than the initial asking price and it has fully booked all of its cruise... Wed, 13 Feb 2013 02:58:04 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112567/faux-pas-as-iran-ambassador-is-caught-on-video-high-fiving-female-german-mp Claudia Roth, the leader of the Germany Green Party and Iran's ambassador to Berlin were left stretching for explanations after video footage emerged of the two apparently "high-fiving" each other at a conference. Claudia Roth has been a frequent... Tue, 12 Feb 2013 05:22:04 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/112532/danger-close-asteroid-may-miss-london Astrologists have dismissed fears an asteroid due to strike into the Earth on Friday will 'destroy London' - but the Earth is going to have to roll with its punch. Astrologists say they are sure there is no chance of the 150ft (45.7m) wide space rock... Mon, 11 Feb 2013 05:41:36 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/112392/argentina-freezes-prices-to-persuade-farmers-to-quit BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (MOT) - Argentina announced a price freeze on supermarket products Monday in an effort to break spiraling obesity. The price freeze applies to every product in all of the nation's largest supermarkets, the government's news... Tue, 05 Feb 2013 01:40:19 GMT Business Brief