http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12299 Spoof News and Political Satire by pinxit en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Mon, 08 Apr 2013 12:14:40 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12299 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by pinxit http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/108826/bradley-wiggins-snubbed-by-the-establishment With calls already for a knighthood after his exploits in the Tour de France, a shadow has been cast over sports superstar Bradley Wiggins after he was told to 'get on your bike' by members of London's elite Pickwick Club. Fresh from his victory a... Tue, 24 Jul 2012 16:44:02 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/107002/final-squad-named-for-2012-london-paralytics With less than 60 days to go to the world's greatest sporting event, The London 2012 Paralytic Games, there were few surprises as Great Britain's final team was announced today. The squad was named at the official unveiling of their new training... Fri, 25 May 2012 12:11:26 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/106342/man-sets-fire-to-hedge-so-fire-brigade-would-hose-his-lawn A Dorking resident was so frustrated he couldn't water his lawn under the current hosepipe ban that he deliberately set fire to a neighbour's hedge, in the hope that the emergency services - by extinguishing it - would simultaneously water his grass. Tue, 24 Apr 2012 12:51:42 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/105828/tourette-man-to-be-voice-of-londons-tube-during-olympics London Underground have chosen a Tourette's syndrome sufferer to voice all their station and train announcements throughout the two weeks of this year's Summer Olympics. In conjunction with the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games (LOC... Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:38:03 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/95903/dorking-pensioner-traps-testicles-during-shower A pensioner had to be taken to hospital after they caught their testicles in a shower seat last week. Dorking fire crews were called out to the pensioner's house in Dorking on April 6th to help cut them free after getting their private parts trapp... Fri, 06 Apr 2012 09:33:36 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/105212/diamond-jubilee-street-party-to-take-place-on-m25 Surviving inhabitants of a Hertfordshire village bulldozed to make way for London's orbital motorway in 1973 have been given the green light to hold a reunion Diamond Jubilee street party - on the M25. The tiny hamlet of Botting was demolished and... Thu, 15 Mar 2012 07:18:23 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/100229/missing-dorking-man-found-up-own-arse A local man who was reported missing four days ago has been located, "safe and unsound", after an astonishing tip-off to his whereabouts from a 'remote-viewer' thousands of miles away in the USA, say Dorking police. Paul Twist, of 23 Abercorn Stre... Wed, 21 Sep 2011 14:06:47 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/99975/schumachers-200-mile-wrong-way-f1-drive-at-monza-gp The actions of a father of two who drove 200 miles the wrong way along a Monza race-track while five times over the drunk-with-power limit has been 'ignored' by race stewards. Michael Schumacher, 42, of Gland, Switzerland, performed a U-turn and d... Mon, 12 Sep 2011 11:32:25 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/98110/key-to-mystery-blondes-identity-could-be-me-says-james-blunt As speculation runs rife and Britain's tabloid press outbid each other in offering huge rewards as to the identity of the mysterious 'Mystery Blonde' - who has been spotted at several English locations in the last day - singer and rhyming slang star... Sat, 09 Jul 2011 16:27:17 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/97624/f1-positive-drug-test-for-vettel-after-valencia-win A random urine sample taken from Sebastian Vettel less than an hour after his victory in the Valencia Grand prix has proved positive for a controlled substance. A statement reads; "As part of our ongoing policy of random drug testing a sample was... Sun, 26 Jun 2011 14:54:08 GMT Sport Headlines