http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12041 Spoof News and Political Satire by Gary Potter en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sat, 06 Apr 2013 07:51:50 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12041 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Gary Potter http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113443/richard-dawkins-re-science-it-works-bitches Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is yet again making the headlines. During a debate, Dawkins is asked "how do you justify scientific method?", to which Dawkins reels of a list of scientifically provable examples, such... Sat, 06 Apr 2013 07:51:49 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113210/big-bang-ages-80-million-years-in-single-day Fans of utter bollocks are today enraptured by the news that people posing as scientists are claiming that the universe is 80 million years older today than stated yesterday. According to George Esfthathiou, "There's less stuff that we don't under... Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:31:25 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113014/scientists-find-proof-of-15-million-years-of-non-evolution Russian scientists have drilled through layers of antarctic ice and taken samples from a lake believed to be - by them - 15 million years old. On analysis, these new lifeforms remain as bacteria, rather than growing limbs, heads, breasts, eyes, no... Fri, 08 Mar 2013 08:28:05 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112350/dawkins-lambasts-islamic-barbarians Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians". Following extremists burning down a sacr... Sat, 02 Feb 2013 18:02:44 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/111499/fossil-raindrops-prove-modern-science-is-a-load-of-poop Modern science has today been exposed as a momentous pile of steaming shite. According to Sanjoy Som from Nasa's Ames Research Center, raindrops which caused indentations and then waited thousands of years to fossilized, allow an insight into clim... Tue, 04 Dec 2012 17:01:51 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/110920/the-truth-is-out-there-or-rather-it-isnt UFO nuts are seemingly seeing the light of day and slowly realising that aliens do not exist after all. Association for the Scientific Study of Anomalous Phenomena (Assap), has reported a 96% drop in UFO sightings since 1988. Of those sightings 98... Mon, 05 Nov 2012 09:16:53 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/110763/pluck-me-jurassic-park-to-be-refilmed-exclusive According to 'scientists' one of the dinosaurs depicted in the groundbreaking film Jurassic Park, didn't have scales but feathers!! Bungling buffoons had originally said that Ornithomimids, the OSTRICH LIKE dinosaur had a scaly skin, and so that i... Fri, 26 Oct 2012 08:26:58 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/110596/more-evolution-hokum-20-million-year-tweak The lie of evolution has again been exposed by, you guessed it, evolutionists! The latest in a series of flies in various ointments is courtesy of an article summarised in 'Nature Reviews Genetics'. It would seem that the 'molecular clock' runs... Wed, 17 Oct 2012 17:57:46 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/109109/latest-nasa-blockbuster-a-flop Box office records for the latest NASA blockbuster based on an unmanned landing on planet Mars have proved disappointing. Filmed at the massive open air studio known as 'Area 51', the latest would be blockbuster was shot in the barren desert there... Wed, 08 Aug 2012 07:12:05 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/108869/snakes-in-the-grass-not-seaweed Evolution geeks are today enraptured by the latest plot twist in their mythology. For years, fibbing 'professors' such as atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins have been spreading the tale that snakes originated from the se... Thu, 26 Jul 2012 16:52:58 GMT Science & Technology