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			<title>IRS Admits Targeting Billingsgate For Reverse Counter&#45;Subversive Obama Nitpicking</title> 
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			<description>BILLINGSGATE POST &#45; How long has it been going on?  News that the Justice Department had tapped the phones of more than twenty reporters working for the Associated Press didn&#39;t surprise anyone, least of all, Dr. Billingsgate.

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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 23:11:44 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>RG3 OK&#39;s New Team Nickname:  Washington Blackskins</title> 
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			<description>BILLINGSGATE POST &#45; Never one to believe in political correctness, Robert Griffin III approved of the somewhat controversial new nickname for his Washington NFL team, saying that team unity and identity was more a factor than anything else.

Citing...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 15:46:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>NFL Blames Blames &quot;Rooster Booster&quot; For Player&#39;s Health Problems</title> 
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			<description>BILLINGSGATE POST &#45; NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that that the NFL will fight the onslaught of player suits claiming that information regarding the effects of concussions on the brains of its players was deliberately withheld.

La...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 16:41:27 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>FDA Approves Morning After Pill For Males:  Let&#39;s Them Forget Coyote Ugly Sex Partners</title> 
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			<description>BILLINGSGATE POST &#45; With all of the controversy surrounding yesterday&#39;s announcement that the FDA has approved the morning after pill for females 15 years and older who wish to make sure the fun they had the night before doesn&#39;t result in a pregnancy...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 23:57:12 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>BARK OFF! You Despicable Curs</title> 
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			<description>BILLINGSGATE POST &#45; I must warn you.  This is not your typical heart&#45;warming, Rex the Wonder Dog happy ending story.  Not since Dr. Benjamin Spock ruined the upbringing of millions of American children by publishing his diabolic manual, Baby and Chil...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 03:55:46 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Potheads Demand Colorado Reduce Speed Limit To 30 MPH</title> 
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			<description>BILLINGSGATE POST &#45; Now that marijuana is legal in Colorado, new problems have complicated things for the citizens living there.  With much discussion concerning how to test drivers for driving too high, the debate was lifted to a higher level by pot...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 16:19:50 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Diseased Yak Calls For Obamacare Coverage</title> 
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			<description>BILLINGSGATE POST &#45; A diseased Yak spending his last days in an assisted living corral in Billings, Montana called upon Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelious  to grant him Obamacare so that he could spend his last days in what he calls &quot;Yak dignity.&quot;...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 04:27:17 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Kim Jung&#45;Un Willing To Spare LA For Laker Tickets Next To Jack Nicholson</title> 
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			<description>BILLINGSGATE POST &#45; If anyone wonders why Dennis Rodman was granted access to North Korean President Kim Jung&#45;Un, we now know the answer.  

After making headlines yesterday with his warning that his nuclear missiles are bore&#45;sighted on Los Angeles...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 18:16:17 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Unconstitutional In Determining Sexual Orientation</title> 
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			<description>BILLINGSGATE POST &#45; In a 5&#45;4 decision the Supreme Court overturned conventional sex theories held sacred since Adam and Eve discovered each other&#39;s interjoining plumbing in the Garden of Eden and ruled sex organs unconstitutional in determining sexua...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 23:18:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Pope Francis Expels Stanford Cardinal:  Appoints &quot;Tree&quot; To Spearhead Reform</title> 
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			<description>BILLINGSGATE POST &#45; In his short homily this past Sunday, Pope Francis addressed the problem of secularity in the world today.  As much as admitting that the Catholic Church was somewhat to blame for this growing problem, he specifically put the Stan...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:06:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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