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			<title>Steps out say authorities</title> 
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			<description>In a shock move the Health and Safety Executive has announced a ban on stairs. A spokesman said that they had been considering this move for some time and had now reached a firm conclusion. Balls House, headquarters of the Labour Party, announced its...</description>
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			<title>Major US corporation to purchase Manhattan</title> 
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			<description>In an extraordinary move it appears that a major US corporation may be about to purchase Manhattan. 

The unusual move was initially laughed off but has been given credence by the Mayor&#39;s office not being prepared to deny the move.

The list of p...</description>
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			<title>Location of third Heathrow runway revealed</title> 
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			<description>Leaked news from Balls House, headquarters of the Labour Party, has revealed Mr Milliband&#39;s preferred outcome of the airport review project. In an attempt to court support from all parties the Leader of the Opposition (sic) has asked his advisers to...</description>
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