http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13814 Spoof News and Political Satire by Aakash en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Fri, 07 Dec 2012 21:29:48 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13814 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Aakash http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111556/santa-claus-on-a-maternity-leave Just two weeks before Christmas, the festival of joy and happiness, we at The-spoof headquarters have received a very distressful letter from our beloved Santa Claus. On the fateful day of December, the 8th, an elf wearing green woolen clothing an... Fri, 07 Dec 2012 21:29:48 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/111555/scientists-on-the-verge-of-making-time-travel-possible The scientists of Fortune Research Center, after 7 years of intense study,have finally achieved the understanding of the physical-dynamics of time. This study is part of creating a perfectly functioning time-manipulating machine. Dr.Alan Spencer,... Fri, 07 Dec 2012 20:40:55 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/105651/ferrari-distributors-go-nuts-donate-400-cars-to-the-homeless Ferrari North America (FNA), the official distributors of imported Ferrari cars in North America, were being pressurized by their bosses in the Ferrari headquarters in Maranello, Italy, to improve its plummeting sales. After a lot of efforts and u... Fri, 30 Mar 2012 07:36:08 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/105638/man-loses-life-in-a-thumb-fight The owner of a small Chinese restaurant business, Mr.Wang Haichiko, had been fighting a takeover of his business by the restaurant giant Little Caesars Pizza, for more than 4 Months now. He had been making losses in his business and was slowly runnin... Thu, 29 Mar 2012 21:35:27 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/105633/chemist-gets-drunk-ends-up-creating-a-cure-for-a-disease-yet-undiscovered On 29th March, a local newspaper agency of Stillwater, Oklahoma, got a call from Ethan J. Brown, late in the night, who claimed to have had a major breakthrough in finding a cure to a very special medical condition. Ethan, a chemist by profession,... Thu, 29 Mar 2012 19:59:32 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/105627/soccer-player-puts-gun-to-his-own-head-but-misses Robson de Souza, A.K.A. Robinho, the second striker for the club AC Milan tried to kill himself on March 28th, following his disgraceful performance in the match against Barcelona. On March 28th, the match between AC Milan and Barcelona ended in a... Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:54:34 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/105624/tour-de-france-to-cheer-up-its-participants A recent meeting of the decision committee of the cycling mega-event 'Tour de France', ends with a great news for everybody related to the event, including its massive viewership around the world. The Tour de France events will now feature a Cheer... Thu, 29 Mar 2012 14:12:45 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/105623/kirsten-dunst-to-play-the-new-superhero-ine-in-spider-woman Kirsten Dunst will now stop swinging around with her old on-screen boyfriend Tobey Maguire, who plays the role of Peter Parker/Spiderman in the Spiderman movie series, and "Hang Around" the New York skyline by herself. A source associated with the... Thu, 29 Mar 2012 14:11:37 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/105604/computer-geek-builds-software-for-the-process-of-teleportation 17 year old computer-freak, Glenn Davidson, of New York, achieved a breakthrough in the process of teleportation of physical matter. The geek has built a software by the name of 'Great Escape' that uploads/scans any physical matter, including living... Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:36:08 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/105603/justin-bieber-comes-out-of-the-closet-and-goes-back-in-with-someone-unexpected A month after celebrating his 18th birthday, the self-proclaimed pop-star, Justin Bieber, reveals his true preference, sex-wise. The intuition shared by billions around the world finally proves to be true. In a quick interview with the young star,... Wed, 28 Mar 2012 21:07:34 GMT Entertainment & Gossip