http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13364 Spoof News and Political Satire by Percival en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Sat, 06 Oct 2012 09:31:20 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13364 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Percival http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110373/bolton-braces-itself-for-yeti-floss-court-case Mildred Kundalinin Stainless, finally, and after many extradition applications confirmed her name, and place of residence in front of Bolton Crown Court today. Mz Stainless was defiant in the face of the misconduct, embezzlement, and insurance frau... Sat, 06 Oct 2012 09:31:19 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/110187/in-nomine-pubis-et-filii-et-spiritus-sancti-catholic-pube-row-continues-to-escalate Sister Flacid Matriach, Mother Superior of The Last Evacuation of Christ, a cloister of silent bald nuns in the Holy Land, have vehemently denied any involvement in the Pubes for Pews scandal which surfaced this Monday. Talking through an interpr... Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:44:40 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/99833/snatch-clapping-outlawed-in-grimsby The tradition of Snatch Clapping has been totally outlawed in Grimsby town centre. This ancient fertility ritual was introduce to the British Isles 1200 years ago by marauding Vikings. The first recorded incidence of Snatch Clapping was recorded in 9... Mon, 05 Sep 2011 19:36:06 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/99807/penis-biometrics-installed-in-vatican-city A New era in Vatican security has been realized today. The introduction of Genital Biometrics to Vatican City, brings with it much hope for the rehabilitation of Holy Mother Church's reputation. This high tech solution to an age old problem is the cu... Sun, 04 Sep 2011 21:51:28 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/99786/government-opposes-jungian-voodoo-herpes-sect-abortion-counseling-in-libyan-clinics The government has issued orders to all Ministers, to oppose any moves to change their long standing Libyan Health Policy proposals in today's vote. The road to parliamentary acceptance of the Coalitions controversial Libyan Reproductive Health propo... Sat, 03 Sep 2011 18:40:33 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/99754/rioting-youths-deemed-too-employable-by-department-for-work-and-pensions The Honorable Symian Rench'Fister O.B.E, D.C.O, G.I.T, Senior Secretary at the Department for Works and Pensions. Broke away from official governmental policy today. Stating at a press conference, that the recent spate of civil disorder in Britain ha... Sat, 03 Sep 2011 02:04:02 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/99771/gobshite-index-trading-set-to-replace-bond-market A leaked report from Number 11 Downing street has revealed the frightening level of institutionally sanctioned incompetence, and superficiality in the current coalition government. Heinz Skimpton Cheeck'Flailer C.E.O of SUCCUBI Assured Investments P... Sat, 03 Sep 2011 01:55:35 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/99755/rioting-youths-deemed-too-employable-by-department-for-work-and-pensions The Honorable Symian Rench'Fister O.B.E, D.C.O, G.I.T, Senior Secretary at the Department for Works and Pensions. Broke away from official governmental policy today. Stating at a press conference, that the recent spate of civil disorder in Britain ha... Fri, 02 Sep 2011 15:33:17 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/99741/bravery-in-the-face-of-adversity Sonia ?Exfoliant Beanstoker, completed the final leg of her sponsored bus ride today. Sonia Beanstoker of Cardiff began her sponsored bus ride three weeks ago. On behalf of the Facial Hemorrhoid charity PULSATE. To increase awareness of facial hemorr... Thu, 01 Sep 2011 23:33:08 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/99730/new-research-from-mathematical-institute-stuns-the-world The Barnsley Freudian Mathematical Gizolm Institute of The Long One, and The Round One, have published their long awaited Ham Shank report today. This report is the culmination of a 5 year intensive research program into the formative stages of coupl... Thu, 01 Sep 2011 19:10:10 GMT Science & Technology