http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10036 Spoof News and Political Satire by Zako Strle en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:52:22 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10036 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Zako Strle http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/109256/bigfoot-claims-to-have-taken-best-picture-yet-of-loch-ness-monster While vacationing in Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands, Bigfoot, also known as Mr. Sasquatch, reported taking the best photo yet of the storied Loch Ness Monster. Bigfoot, a three-meter-tall-ape-like creature, was visiting Scotland from his home... Wed, 15 Aug 2012 16:58:28 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/109071/mars-rover-curiosity-lands-safely-on-mars-before-sinking-in-quicksand The NASA robot dubbed "Curiosity" landed safely on Mars Sunday night smack dab in the middle of a deep pit of quicksand and sunk before any useful data could be collected. Curiosity, the largest and most advanced spacecraft ever sent to another pl... Mon, 06 Aug 2012 17:12:09 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/109048/sir-paul-mccartney-leads-olympic-crowd-in-sing-along-of-why-dont-we-do-it-in-the-road Former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney, appeared at the Velodrome and the Olympic Stadium today and led capacity crowds in mass sing-alongs to obscure Beatles songs at both venues. McCartney was on hand at the cycling track, as the Great Britain women'... Sun, 05 Aug 2012 05:10:33 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/109021/alfred-hitchcock-was-a-creepy-old-man-claims-former-starlet Tippi Hedren, former starlet of the Alfred Hitchcock classic The Birds claims that Hitchcock was a creepy old man. "He was constantly ogling at me and making wear low cut tops and he arranged the cameras so he could see my cleavage," claims Hedre... Fri, 03 Aug 2012 18:03:00 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109015/us-surrenders-manhattan-to-indians-after-failing-to-make-treaty-payment The United States failed to make a payment of a piece of cloth and a beaver skin to The Seneca Nation and now must turn over Manhattan Island to the tribe. "At first we thought it was just a clerical error," said a spokesman from the Department of... Thu, 02 Aug 2012 22:57:16 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109004/condoleezza-rice-related-to-e-t A background check conducted by the Romney Campaign, which is considering selecting Condoleeza Rice as Romney's Vice President running mate, has revealed that Rice is related to E.T. the Extraterrestial from the popular 1982 Steven Speilberg science... Thu, 02 Aug 2012 16:11:38 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/108933/dick-cheney-confesses-hes-hot-for-sarah-palin During the same interview in which Dick Cheney said that Sarah Palin wouldn't make a good Vice President of the United States, Cheney went on to confess that he thought she had great tits, a nice ass, and would probably be a real firecracker in bed. Mon, 30 Jul 2012 00:50:43 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/108920/michael-phelps-lost-mojo-at-heathrow-airport After a fourth place finish in the 400-meter IM in the 2012 Olympic Games, Michael Phelps had a simple excuse: "I lost my mojo at Heathrow Airport." The 27-year-old Phelps said his mojo was in a nondescript bag that he thinks he may have left in a... Sun, 29 Jul 2012 15:02:09 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/108811/octomom-wants-to-settle-down-and-raise-a-family After having fourteen children via in-vitro fertilization and raising the children without a husband, Octomon had decided she wants to meet someone nice and settle down and raise a family. Octomom said her ideal mate would be young, good looking,... Sun, 29 Jul 2012 05:58:39 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108906/ufos-invade-olympic-opening-ceremony Five ring-shaped flying saucers ominously lingered over Olympic Stadium in London during opening ceremonies of the 2012 Olympic Games. "When I saw the flying saucers and a beam of light came out of the sky, I thought I was witnessing the apocalyps... Sat, 28 Jul 2012 18:24:01 GMT UK Headlines