http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8731 Spoof News and Political Satire by IainB en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:34:41 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8731 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by IainB http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70460 Scientists in Sweden have discovered a direct correlation between the desirability of a mobile (cell) phone and their destructibility. In other words, the more desirable a phone is, the more easily it is destroyed, whilst the converse is true, and... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:34:41 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70421 Scouts from the 3.142nd scout troop in Blackpool had to come up with an innovative way to win their Science In The Community badges. Having watch an episode of Mythbusters where the duo fire frozen chickens at aircraft, they got the idea of testin... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:03:21 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70345 A scout troop from Blackpool set out to show Newton's law of motion in action. According to the law, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Although the example used in modern day science books would be alien to Sir Isaac, it is stated t... Sun, 07 Mar 2010 09:35:42 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70236 The original and the new lines ups for the all girl pop groups Sugarbabes (TNL) and Sugarbabes (TOL) are due in court later today to determine the fate of the name "Sugarbabes". At stakes is a multimillion pound merchandising empire and the world... Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:45:44 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i69622 Sheryl Cole is fast-tracking her divorce to Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole, stating that she does not want any of his fortune, and just wants to rid herself of the bad memories. The Newcastle born singer won't be able to completely rid herself of... Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:31:33 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i69398 A scout in Lytham St Annes, near Blackpool, has broken the world swimming record for the one hundred metres freestyle thanks to an obscure ruling in the scouting organisation. After examining how dangerous water is, the British Scouts (BS) have de... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:40:33 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i69394 The British Organisation for Beavers And Joint Organisation for Boys' Scouting (BOBAJOBS) are nearing the end of their review of Health and Safety for children in their care. Being organised, they have dealt with them in alphabetical order, cover... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:24:48 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i69379 It's good news for sunbathers in Canada this week, but bad news for the Winter Olympics as temperatures in Vancouver soared into double figures. With a day time high of 12ºC and sunny weather forecast throughout the games, visitors have been trading... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 08:46:11 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i69213 Keith Richards, a guitarist with The Rolling Stones, now aged sixty-six has finally admitted that he has been working for the Israeli secret service since 1961. He had been recruited whilst at Sidcup Technical College when an Israeli classmate realis... Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:26:44 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i68965 The only British person to appear in this year's Winter Olympics in Vancouver has lived up to the British reputation of whining incessantly, so much so, other competitors have requested that this Whining Pom is deported. Having had the best prepar... Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:39:58 GMT Sport Headlines