http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8731 Spoof News and Political Satire by IainB en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:09:42 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=8731 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by IainB http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104278 Legendary evil bastard, Simon Cowell, has agreed to become the Spoof's number one story approver. "It's been noted," said Cowell, "that there is a large number of stories coming into the Spoof which fail on some very basic criteria. Up until now p... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:09:42 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i104269 Home James Apps have departed from their usual GPS based appelets to produce what will undoubtedly become the fastest selling app of all time: iBabysitter. "This shows what Home James Apps can do when they move out of the GPS market and into lifes... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:41:40 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i104261 French applelet designer, Le App, have released a new app specifically for snow lovers everywhere: iGloo. "We don't get much snow here in California," said Mac Buck, editor of App World!. "So I've not been able to try this app out in the wild, so... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:49:34 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104253 Gabbie Halls has successfully won a right to appeal her dismissal on drugs charges from a well known high street bank after she came up with a cracker of an excuse. "I'd go as far to say," said Jo Jones of the Drug Employment Testing Agency, "that... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:45:11 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104252 After the weekend's heavy snowfalls claimed the lives of five elderly residents in the UK, councils are urging their elderly relatives to pay for snow clearing rather than attempt it themselves. "Snow is quite heavy," said councillor, Rob Roberts... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:48:34 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104202 Due to a deteriorating command of the English language it has been determined that punctuation is no longer required in any material to be put on line It just confuses things said Don Caster head of English at Oxford University Nobody needs punctu... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:44:30 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i104032 Sirius Cybernetics, the Lancashire based iPhone applelet company, have released the app that lonely people have been crying out for: iBud. As with all Sirius Cybernetics applelets their app hooks into the iPhone 4S's Siri, the artificial intelligence... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:51:45 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104135 As the weather in Britain worsens and turns freezing, the gritters are out in force. In one borough of East Manchester the gritters have been asked not to take short cuts this year. "We're not talking about only half filling the bucket, or failure... Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:13:10 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i104102 After seventy years in the planning, the British Space Industry is finally ready to launch it's first astro-noughts this summer. "It's a little known fact," said Brian Cox, "but Britain invented space-travel. All the technology other countries use... Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:09:43 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104092 The main car park in Dorking is the subject of the ire of local disabled drivers. "It used to be free to park in the car-park," said wheelchair bound Hans Klappen. "Now we are being asked to pay and display." It is not the fact that the disable... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:04:41 GMT UK Headlines