https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13569 Spoof News and Political Satire by Danny Soz en Copyright 2022, TheSpoof.com Sun, 26 Jun 2022 08:19:30 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13569 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Danny Soz https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/156280/whitechapel-named-european-district-of-rupture The people of Whitechapel were in jubilant mood last night after beating off stiff competition from over five hundred major towns across Europe to win the prestigious, European District of Rupture Award, the first East London area ever to do so. E… Sun, 26 Jun 2022 08:19:30 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/155810/dolly-partons-husband-used-her-warbling-throat-to-make-smoothies-says-former-housemaid A 63-year-old woman who worked as a housemaid for country and western legend, Dolly Parton, has told Hello magazine that she often saw Parton's husband, Carl Dean, placing glasses of milk containing bananas, strawberries and other soft fruits against… Mon, 23 May 2022 02:57:55 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/155653/local-women-knifed-husband-after-disappointing-dolphin-spotting-trip A 54-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London repeatedly stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife after a holiday, dolphin-spotting boat trip ended in failure an Old Bailey court heard yesterday. Tracy Dell, a haidresser from Berner Street,… Tue, 03 May 2022 08:50:48 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/155586/possessed-local-man-refused-to-answer-door-to-mormon-exorcist A 54-year-old Whitechapel man whose soul had been laid waste by demonic possession has told a local newspaper that he refused to answer the door to a member of the Mormon church who arrived to drive out the unclean spirit last Tuesday evening. Tob… Wed, 27 Apr 2022 01:35:54 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/155557/local-woman-to-remain-seated-for-rest-of-life A 39-year-old London woman has told The Metro that she is going remain seated for the rest of her life after falling over on a daily, and, often, hourly basis. Joanne Danton, a sales executive, said: "I've been falling over around five or six time… Sat, 23 Apr 2022 05:18:34 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/155543/local-facebooker-takes-long-hard-look-at-himself A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has taken a good, long hard look at himself after he spotted the instruction to do so on the timeline of one of his Facebook friends. Toby Dell, a gravity die-caster from Berner Street told The East London Gazette: 'T… Fri, 22 Apr 2022 04:29:23 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/155505/harry-mcguire-admits-to-occasional-bouts-of-nudity England and Manchester United defender, Harry McGuire, last night told a newspaper that he has been completely naked on a number of occasions and has even been involved in sordid bouts of nudity with fellow players and current England boss, Gareth So… Wed, 20 Apr 2022 07:24:35 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/155492/i-took-nude-photos-of-several-nude-photos-claims-local-man A 54-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that he recently took a number of saucy nude photographs of some nude photographs while in the nude himself. Toby Dell, a forklift truck engineer, told The East London Ga… Mon, 18 Apr 2022 01:16:23 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/155460/uber-drivers-must-be-able-to-speak-english-before-getting-lost-or-crashing-into-other-vehicles-says-tfl Transport for London were under fire from the app-based private hire company, Uber, last night after they ruled that all drivers employed by the company must undergo strict testing to make sure that they meet new guidelines designed to ensure that al… Fri, 15 Apr 2022 01:00:28 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/155421/i-ve-been-a-sub-dom-non-tax-paying-uk-citizen-for-thirty-years-says-jacob-rees-mogg Following on from the furore surrounding Chancellor Rishi Sunak’s wife’s non-dom tax avoidance status, The Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has told a newspaper that he’s been a non-tax-paying practitioner of a deviant sexual practice… Mon, 11 Apr 2022 07:11:52 GMT UK Headlines