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			<title>Obama severely burned after &quot;Getting Fired Up&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Obama was severely burned during a rally at Arcadia University after spontaneously combusting while &quot;getting fired up&quot; about Health Care reform. The President is resting comfortably at Bethesda Medical Center , heavily sedated and a bit confused, but...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:09:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rush Limbaugh Attains Divinity, Demands Human Sacrifices</title> 
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			<description>In an interview with the Today Show&#39;s Jaime Gangel, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh denied being the leader of the Republican Party, instead declaring himself its &quot;Demi&#45;God&quot;.  Laughing maniacally, Limbaugh then demanded tribute in the form...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:39:27 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Wizard of Oz Resigns</title> 
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			<description>In a totally unexpected development, The Wizard of Oz has announced his resignation, effective immediately. Standing in front of a hot&#45;air balloon at a hastily put together press conference, The Wizard raised his hands to silence the virtually non&#45;ex...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:16:01 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama Bends Over for the King, Feels Up The Queen. Satirists Worldwide Elated!</title> 
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			<description>After a season of scarce satire seeping from the White House ranks, comedy writers have finally found fodder for hilarious headlines. Weeks of wandering in the political wilderness have left scores of satirists weak and starving for material. But tha...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:28:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>McCain Crashes His Campaign into a Tree</title> 
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			<description>After temporarily suspending his campaign in order to address the economic crisis, McCain reportedly started it back up and promptly crashed it into a tree. 

&quot;The Senator is pretty banged up,&quot; said a spokesman, &quot;but he&#39;s resting comfortably while...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:05:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Terrorist Journalist Intimidates Candidates</title> 
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			<description>Police are on the look&#45;out for a rouge freelance journalist suspected of reckless disregard of media protocol and assault with a rhetorical question. The unknown journalist first struck at a Clinton campaign stop in Kentucky, initially posing a quest...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 22:18:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama Arrested for Stealing Democratic Nomination</title> 
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			<description>In a shocking development, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama has been arrested in West Virginia, accused stealing the Democratic nomination. FBI agents had very little trouble locating Obama in West Virginia, but did extend apologies to...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:37:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick</title> 
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			<description>A recent survey revealed that most Republicans still support Dick Cheney as Vice&#45;President, while George Bush&#39;s poll numbers have apparently gone flaccid. In fact, Cheney&#39;s approval numbers continue to remain rock solid despite a spat of spec...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:22:47 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Hussein&#39;s &quot;Body Double&quot; Defense Falls Apart; Seeks Insanity Plea</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i9870</link> 			
			<description>BAGHDAD, Iraq Dec 8, 2005 &#45; Saddam Hussein&#39;s claim that he wasn&#39;t really the former dictator of Iraq but rather a body&#45;double fell apart today when one of the real body doubles positively identified him. &quot;Yeah, that&#39;s him...so...can I go now?&quot; said A...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:30:53 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>China&#39;s Longwang No Match For Katrina</title> 
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			<description>After slamming into Taiwan early Sunday morning before pounding the coastal province of Fujian, China the same night, the philandering typhoon Longwang has finally shrunk to a tropical depression. Initially courting Taiwan with a reputation as a Supe...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 22:03:07 GMT</pubDate>   
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