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			<title>The Hulk Comes Out as Gay</title> 
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			<description>The Incredible Hulk abruptly came out as gay leaving a sudden, gaping hole in the GOP&#39;s anti&#45;gay agenda. &quot;Hulk SMASH closet!&quot; said the huge, green monster, sporting a smug grin and semi&#45;erection as he crashed to the ground with a &quot;THOOMP!!&quot; and broke...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2014 20:42:51 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama&#39;s Budget Finds Funding for Armageddon</title> 
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			<description>The White House reports that President Obama has &quot;up and converted to evangelism&quot; in preparation for a possible run against Herman Cain in 2012, apparently not realizing Cain had already bitten the proverbial political dust.  

Citing Harold Campin...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 15:37:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rachel Maddow Offically Up Own Ass</title> 
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			<description>MSNBC commentator Rachel Maddow bitch&#45;slapped Obama&#39;s speech to the nation regarding the BP oil spill and delivered the speech she would have liked to have heard, officially getting all up in her own ass. 

&quot;We&#39;ve been worried about the possibility...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 23:01:57 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama severely burned after &quot;Getting Fired Up&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Obama was severely burned during a rally at Arcadia University after spontaneously combusting while &quot;getting fired up&quot; about Health Care reform. 

The President is resting comfortably at Bethesda Medical Center, heavily sedated and a bit confused,...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:09:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rush Limbaugh Attains Divinity, Demands Human Sacrifices</title> 
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			<description>In an interview with the Today Show&#39;s Jaime Gangel, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh denied being the leader of the Republican Party, instead declaring himself its &quot;Demi&#45;God&quot;.  Laughing maniacally, Limbaugh then demanded tribute in the form...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:39:27 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama Bends Over for the King, Feels Up The Queen. Satirists Worldwide Elated!</title> 
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			<description>After a season of scarce satire seeping from the White House ranks, comedy writers have finally found fodder for hilarious headlines. Weeks of wandering in the political wilderness have left scores of satirists weak and starving for material. But tha...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:28:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>McCain Crashes His Campaign into a Tree</title> 
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			<description>After temporarily suspending his campaign in order to address the economic crisis, McCain reportedly started it back up and promptly crashed it into a tree. 

&quot;The Senator is pretty banged up,&quot; said a spokesman, &quot;but he&#39;s resting comfortably while...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:05:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Obama Arrested for Stealing Democratic Nomination</title> 
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			<description>In a shocking development, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama has been arrested in West Virginia, accused stealing the Democratic nomination. FBI agents had very little trouble locating Obama in West Virginia, but did extend apologies to...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:37:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick</title> 
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			<description>A recent survey revealed that most Republicans still support Dick Cheney as Vice&#45;President, while George Bush&#39;s poll numbers have apparently gone flaccid. In fact, Cheney&#39;s approval numbers continue to remain rock solid despite a spat of spec...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:22:47 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Hussein&#39;s &quot;Body Double&quot; Defense Falls Apart; Seeks Insanity Plea</title> 
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			<description>BAGHDAD, Iraq Dec 8, 2005 &#45; Saddam Hussein&#39;s claim that he wasn&#39;t really the former dictator of Iraq but rather a body&#45;double fell apart today when one of the real body doubles positively identified him. &quot;Yeah, that&#39;s him...so...can I go now?&quot; said A...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:30:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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