http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12618 Spoof News and Political Satire by foodallyoucan en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sun, 20 Jan 2013 07:18:09 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12618 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by foodallyoucan http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112143/german-gold-reserves-diverted-to-a-filipino-household During the Cold War, because of the continuing threat of the Soviet Bloc to launch World War 3, West Germany decided to spread its 300 tons of gold reserves to different banks around the world to preserve the stability of the economy of what is now s... Sun, 20 Jan 2013 07:18:09 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/108594/funeral-homes-the-new-starbucks In the midst of dwindling sales at home and stiff competition from other coffee shop chains, Starbucks management have recently turned to growth regions such as Asia to open up new stores while closing several existing shops in North America and Euro... Thu, 12 Jul 2012 03:20:26 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/108554/ass-hairs-effective-remedy-for-baldness At the International Baldness Institutesomewhere in Asia, a sleepy lab technician on the night shift was hastily scratching his ass and subsequently placed a finger into his ass opening because the itchiness seem to be sourced from down deep. When he... Tue, 10 Jul 2012 09:02:53 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/88108/wii-and-kinect-watch-out YOURLIFE!, an obscure technology and gaming company in Bangalore, the silicon valley of India, is due to release in two weeks at New Delhi, a new video game (Windows and Mac format available as well as YOURLIFE!'s own console) envisioned to rival Ni... Fri, 10 Dec 2010 12:06:43 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/87539/online-spending-after-thanksgiving-the-highest-in-history The Monday after Thanksgiving 2010 could be considered "Cyber Monday" because it registered the highest online spending ever in history. Consumers charged over 1 billion dollars in online purchases, surpassing by 16 percent the sales revenues figures... Wed, 01 Dec 2010 15:53:17 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/87371/famous-irish-american-celebs-chip-in-for-ireland In the news recently was the massive bailout initiated by the European Union to help Ireland out of its financial crisis. In the USA, famous Americans of Irish descent are also doing their share to help in the sad plight of the land of their foref... Mon, 29 Nov 2010 07:52:13 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/87142/ugly-actors-band-together In order to protect the rights of the actors who do not possess so pleasant physical attributes, Danny DeVito and friends organized recently the "NOT TALL, NOT DARK, NOT HANDSOME SCREEN ACTORS GUILD" (NTNDNH-SAG) in Los Angeles, California. Membe... Thu, 25 Nov 2010 16:23:08 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/86843/osama-now-a-buddhist Trusted sources say that Osama Bin Laden has been spotted this past week 10 miles southwest of Lhasa, the capital of Tibet. It has been widely known that there has been wide discontent in the Islamic circle of Bin Laden, leading him to other parts of... Sun, 21 Nov 2010 05:13:55 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/86798/who-will-be-spielbergs-lincoln Steven Spielberg, the legendary producer and moviemaker, is now on the talent scout trail...he is on the lookout for an actor or non-actor to portray the well-loved (the North) and the well-hated (the South) former president of the United States: Abr... Sat, 20 Nov 2010 12:13:18 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/86791/governor-arnold-to-do-an-al-gore Today, in Los Angeles, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenneger is making his presence felt in a large mall's Climate Change Exhibit. He was the guest speaker this afternoon during the inauguration, cutting a rosary of orchids (instead of a meter of... Sat, 20 Nov 2010 10:14:00 GMT US Headlines