https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4962 Spoof News and Political Satire by Robert W. Armijo en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4962 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Robert W. Armijo https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/60679/captain-sully-returns-to-the-sky New York, New York - As Chesley Sullenburg's (Capt. Sully) voice came over the public address system (PSA), a cheer went up from the passengers aboard the now infamous flight, US Airways 1549. They were all on board for the restoration of the flight... Fri, 02 Oct 2009 05:22:05 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/60584/tsunami-has-so-californians-reaching-for-their-dictionaries Venice Beach, California - Costal Southern Californians are reaching for their dictionaries looking up the word "Tsunami" or typing it into google right now, because enlightened longhaired suffer types persuaded their local representatives that coast... Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:14:53 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/60531/indonesian-baby-hercules-walked-out-of-mothers-womb Kisaran, Indonesia - With his mother rendered unconscious by the intensity of the labor pains, the 19.2 pound 24.4 inch unborn infant, still covered in his mother starched out skin, instinctively knew he had to take matters into his own hands. "I had... Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:55:07 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/60494/giant-indonesian-baby-may-reach-terrible-twos-stage-in-matter-of-days Kisaran, Indonesia - The body of the mother of a giant Indonesian baby was discovered in her house in a mummified state today, just days after she gave a caesarian birth to a 19.2 pound 24.4 inch baby boy and released from the hospital. "Despite... Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:27:52 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/60430/kermit-the-frog-vanishes-while-doing-glenn-beck-piece-for-bill-moyers-journal New York, New York - An emotional Miss Piggy walked into a New York Police Station today claiming she has not heard or seen from her life long companion, Kermit The Frog, since he was assigned to do an investigative reporting piece on Glenn Beck by t... Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:20:25 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/60404/glenn-becks-boiled-frog-incident-blamed-on-chronic-dry-eye-condition Washington, DC - "Glenn just didn't see that it was a live frog he grabbed out of the tank and tossed into a pot of boiling water," said a co-producer of the Glenn Beck TV show at a press conference called to explain Glenn Beck's actions that so shoc... Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:49:31 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/60383/mackenzie-phillips-abstinence-begins-at-home-psa-spot-considered-too-controversial Los Angeles, California - The 10-second public service announcement (PSA) featuring Mackenzie Phillips standing in front of a giant poster sized photograph of now deceased father, John Phillips, engaged in an innocent kiss on the cheek was pulled by... Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:38:10 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/60377/kanye-west-ban-from-little-joey-goldbergs-bar-mitzvah Los Angeles, California - Continuing his reign of domestic terror, Kanye West was last seen being ejected from Little Joey Goldberg's Bar Mitzvah at the Masonic Temple off Wilshire blvd., Los Angeles, California. He was forcibly removed after he took... Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:21:04 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/60312/mackenzie-phillips-to-oprah-the-kama-sutra-is-just-not-a-very-good-bedtime-storybook-at-all Chicago, Illinois - "Despite what you may hear from me here today about my relationship with my dad," said sober Mackenzie Phillips, offering up dating advice to the young women in the Oprah Show audience after her spine tingling, jaw dropping, mouth... Thu, 24 Sep 2009 06:47:33 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/60241/pope-appoints-kanye-west-as-maximus-coitus-interruptus-envoy-to-the-vatican Vatican City - Pope Benedict XVI has announced today that he has decided to appoint Kanye West as his special envoy to the Vatican spreading the message of the Catholic doctrine concerning the Church's position on the only acceptable method of birth... Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:49:29 GMT Entertainment & Gossip