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			<title>Conan O&#39;Brien Books &#39;Big Stars&#39; on his &#39;Twitter&#39; Show</title> 
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			<description>Hollywood, California

Not to be out booked by his chief competitor and airwave rival, Jay Leno, just because he does not have a late night TV show to call his home any more, Conan O&#39;Brien has managed to attract top celebrities to his &#39;Twitter&#39; sho...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:01:36 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Conan O&#39;Brien&#39;s New &#39;Twitter&#39; Show Hires Zhora the Alcoholic, Chain&#45;Smoking Chimp</title> 
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			<description>Not quite recovered himself, not so much from the loss of the &#39;The Tonight Show&#39; but of the friends he made out of the guests, co&#45;workers and producers that appeared on it, perhaps it is befitting then that Conan O&#39;Brien has reached out to an alienat...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:18:12 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Beer Drinking, Cigarette Smoking Chimp Zhora Denies Addiction</title> 
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			<description>Through his personal Russian sign language translator, Zhora the chimpanzee and former circus performer denies he has a drinking or rage problem, using hand gestures he was taught by his trainer before he was turned over to a zoo. 

&quot;I&#39;ve been plac...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:28:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Conan O&#39;Brien&#39;s &#39;Tweet&#39; No Joke; Real 911 Call for Help?</title> 
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			<description>Not one to disappoint his fans, Conan O&#39;Brien, former host of &#39;The Tonight Show&#39; and consummate funnyman, used his &#39;Twitter&#39; account to keep in shape since leaving the late night talk show circuit by conducting his first interview from his backyard.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:30:40 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>White House to Install Nuclear Power Plant Rooftop</title> 
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			<description>Like President Jimmy Carter, who used the of the office of the presidency as a bully pulpit to demonstrate to the nation his comment to America becoming energy self&#45;sufficient in the 1970s by installing solar panels on the roof of his then residence,...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 17:24:13 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Winter Blizzards 2010: &#39;Va&#45;poo&#45;rized&#39; Glaciers?</title> 
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			<description>In a desperate attempt to reconstitute themselves after melting away and hanging around up in the atmosphere like so much accumulated moisture, glaciers made a successful reappearance back on the surface of the earth. Choosing perhaps the east coast...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:43:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>John Mayer to Undergo Emergency Penis Transformation Operation</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i68832</link> 			
			<description>Not unlike most men, John Mayer has made the mistake every man has made on occasion in that he has allowed his penis to do his thinking for him. Unlike most men, however, he has taken the extra step in allowing his penis to do the talking for him as...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 19:55:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Sarah Palin Wrote on Foreheads of &#39;Tea Party&#39; Audience Too, Video Shows</title> 
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			<description>A new video from the first &#39;Tea Party&#39; convention has surfaced that is certain to fan the flames under Sarah Palin&#39;s address in which she used a homemade &#39;tele&#45;palm&#45;ter&#39; during her speech. The incriminating footage taken from the backstage quickly pa...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:20:05 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>&#39;Schoolhouse Rock!&#39; Releases New Video Explaining to Kids Why Democrats Can&#39;t Pass Poor Old &#39;I&#39;m Just a Bill&#39; Who Sits Up There Still On Capitol Hill</title> 
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			<description>Hey kids, remember &#39;I&#39;m Just a Bill&#39;? That cute adorable rolled up talking piece of unsigned legislative parchment from those two&#45;minute animated &#39;Schoolhouse Rock!&#39; short features that aired in&#45;between Saturday morning cartoons on ABC in the early 1...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:25:36 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>Jay Leno Attempted to Takeover the &#39;Oprah Winfrey Show&#39;?</title> 
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			<description>&quot;Tell me Jay,&quot; asked a seemingly sympathetic Oprah before her live studio audience on her TV show bearing her name. &quot;Do you feel like the bad guy? Hold on to your answer for a second, while we pause to take a short commercial break.&quot;

As the flashi...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:25:51 GMT</pubDate>   
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