<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
<rss version="2.0">
	<channel>
		<title>TheSpoof.com : Spoof News : rpm1978</title>
		<link>http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12102</link>
		<description>Spoof News and Political Satire by rpm1978</description>
		<language>en</language>
		<copyright>Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com</copyright>
		<lastBuildDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 15:00:30 GMT</lastBuildDate>
		<managingEditor>webmaster@thespoof.com</managingEditor> 
		<webMaster>webmaster@thespoof.com</webMaster> 
		<ttl>60</ttl>
		<image>
			<title>TheSpoof : Spoof News : rpm1978</title> 
			<url>http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif</url> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12102</link> 
			<width>120</width> 
			<height>60</height> 
			<description>Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by rpm1978</description>
		</image>
		<item>
			<title>Muslim Imam posing as Catholic Cardinal to become new Pope</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112546/muslim-imam-posing-as-catholic-cardinal-to-become-new-pope</link> 			
			<description>The press is telling us that Pope Benedict XVI is resigning and an election will be held for a new Pope.

However a spy who has infiltrated the Vatican had revealed that 120 Cardinals already elected a new Pope.

His name is Cardinal Mohammed Hus...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 15:00:30 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Obama arrested for robbing Ft. Knox</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112336/obama-arrested-for-robbing-ft-knox</link> 			
			<description>Barack Hussein Obama was arrested today for attempting to steal 50 trillion dollars worth of gold bars from the Ft. Knox gold reserve.

Obama claims he was authorized to take the gold bars because he is President of the United States.

However th...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:39:54 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>US Headlines</category>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Revealed: Obama plans to flee to his native Kenya when he loses election</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110645/revealed-obama-plans-to-flee-to-his-native-kenya-when-he-loses-election</link> 			
			<description>Barack Hussein Obama is on the verge of losing the election and he knows it.

He also know that Mitt Romney is planning to launch an investigation into the legality of the Obama presidency.

On top of that the incoming Romney administration and s...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2012 11:30:09 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>US Headlines</category>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Arizona becomes 1st state to ban Islam</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/105387/arizona-becomes-1st-state-to-ban-islam</link> 			
			<description>The Arizona legislature which chose to make strict laws on illegal aliens has voted to also make strict laws against Islam.

One legislator who&#39;s name is being kept secret commented &quot;bombs were being built inside a Mosque, and they were threatening...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 03:25:27 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>US Headlines</category>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Teen girl wants her parents to punish her</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/105354/teen-girl-wants-her-parents-to-punish-her</link> 			
			<description>A 16 year old straight A student in El Paso, Texas claims her parents never punish her when she does wrong.

She claims that when she was issued her 1st detention, her parents did not punish her or give her a lecture at all, instead they laughed th...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 05:48:46 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>US Headlines</category>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Obama plans to build a moat around The White House</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/101173/obama-plans-to-build-a-moat-around-the-white-house</link> 			
			<description>Barack Hussein Obama, the man who illegally took The White House, wants to become Supreme Ruler of America.

His 1st step is to built a moat similar to the moats build around Castles in the Middle Ages.

The moat will contain water that will orig...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 07:27:02 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>US Headlines</category>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Secret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/98211/secret-govt-plan-to-build-an-island-prison-to-exile-criminals</link> 			
			<description>The national debt is rising because Attorney General Eric Candleholder has decided to create an artificial island with $600 Billion in money borrowed from China, after which $7 Billion will be used to construct a prison for locking up incarcerated pe...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 03:15:14 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>US Headlines</category>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Casey Anthony plans to leave USA</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/98209/casey-anthony-plans-to-leave-usa</link> 			
			<description>Casey Anthony is getting out of Jail on July 17th and she has decided that she wants to leave USA forever since she knows she is no longer welcome in any state in USA.

Casey first applied for immigration to The Republic of Ireland, but since that...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 02:55:22 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>US Headlines</category>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Revealed: Obama was a bank robber</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/97755/revealed-obama-was-a-bank-robber</link> 			
			<description>Rival politicians, keen on derailing the Obama&#45;train are reporting that when Obama was in high school, he stole pistols from military bases, and used the pistols in commission of a robbery.

He would apparently rob wads of cash from the banks, wear...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:05:15 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>US Headlines</category>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title>Revealed: Santa Claus is worth $900 Trillion Dollars</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/85117/revealed-santa-claus-is-worth-900-trillion-dollars</link> 			
			<description>How is Santa Claus able to finance creating all the gifts for the good boys and girls? He has a fortune of $900 Trillion Dollars that he accumulated through secret gold mining projects and paying the workers less than they deserved for their work.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 10:36:06 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
