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			<title>Memories of the b_LIAR, ten years on!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113178/memories-of-the-b-liar-ten-years-on</link> 			
			<description>LONDON, England:  Today, the tenth anniversary of the start of Gulf War 2, many remember the b_LIAR, in their own special way...


&quot;My abiding memory of b_LIAR is his escape from a bookstore in Dublin, afraid to meet protesters. Later, he cancelle...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 08:35:13 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Norway&#39;s National Firewood Night 2013, is a great successful TV event!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112768/norways-national-firewood-night-2013-is-a-great-successful-tv-event</link> 			
			<description>Oslo, Norway:  Norwegian State Broadcaster NRK, has finally broadcast the ultimate programme, that Wood burners all round the world have been anxiously waiting years for.  Some ask, why they took so long making the programme, it was long over due.</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 11:13:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Five police cars sent to calm down 150 women at a &#39;Ladies night&#39; when heartthrob Fabio didn&#39;t turn up!!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112473/five-police-cars-sent-to-calm-down-150-women-at-a-ladies-night-when-heartthrob-fabio-didnt-turn-up</link> 			
			<description>Pontyates, near Llanelli, South Wales:  In the Welsh valleys yonder there, there is a cry in the mist.

&quot;Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?&quot;

At the Baltic Inn and Restaurant, no less, 150 Welsh Ladies arrived to see their favourite one, Fabio.</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 11:10:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Sat Nav Ultimate, the original planned journey 38 miles, became 900 miles through six countries</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112381/sat-nav-ultimate-the-original-planned-journey-38-miles-became-900-miles-through-six-countries</link> 			
			<description>Solre&#45;sur&#45;Sambre in Belgium, to Zagreb in Croatia, in sixty hours

In years to come, when the Solre&#45;sur&#45;Sambre to Zagreb car rally becomes well established, it will be the momentous first trip by 67&#45;year&#45;old Sabine Moreau, who orginally typed in a...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 10:52:02 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Britain&#39;s Nuclear deterrent, in the safe hands of naval ratings, &quot;drunk out of their minds&quot;!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111970/britains-nuclear-deterrent-in-the-safe-hands-of-naval-ratings-drunk-out-of-their-minds</link> 			
			<description>HMS Astute, Southampton:  Police investigations, carried out by the Hampshire Constabulary have found out that the consumption of 20 pints of cider was not unsual for naval ratings and &quot;significant&quot; numbers of the crew used to get &quot;drunk out of their...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:53:53 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>Rio Ferdinand&#39; New Years&#39; Eve samaritan plea!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/111877/rio-ferdinand-new-years-eve-samaritan-plea</link> 			
			<description>A desolate Hotel, near Wigan, UK:  New Years Eve, everybody is getting ready for fireworks and champagne.  People are getting ready for the BIG party.

Then there is a desperate &#39;TWITter&#39; message picked up by all good Samaritans, by a &#163;115,000&#45;a&#45;we...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:14:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Old Farmer Ferguson had a Farm, E&#45;eye, E&#45;eye, Oh!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/111813/old-farmer-ferguson-had-a-farm-e-eye-e-eye-oh</link> 			
			<description>Old Trafford Farm, Manchester:  The ring&#45;leader of some muddied oafs who chase a bladder of wind across a farm meadow for a living, has got into trouble.  Farmer Ferguson is his name and he has been shouting and getting red faced over Christmas.  Rum...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 21:07:57 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Sport Headlines</category>
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			<title>Christmas cheer from The Police!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111780/christmas-cheer-from-the-police</link> 			
			<description>Santas Grotto, Lapland:  It is Christmas Eve and Santa is getting ready on his &#39;mammoth task&#39; to keep children all over the world happy with their Christmas gifts, just like it happened when Jesus was born in Bethlehem, when three wise men came bring...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 18:01:30 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Ritz Hotel in London&#39;s Piccadilly, wants Ritz crackers to change their name, as well as The Ritz in Desborough, Northants!!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111732/ritz-hotel-in-londons-piccadilly-wants-ritz-crackers-to-change-their-name-as-well-as-the-ritz-in-desborough-northants</link> 			
			<description>Ritz Hotel, Piccadilly, London:  Is it the Ritz or is it writs, the legal from!  Accusations has been thrown around that there has been a theft of the Ritz 106&#45;year&#45;old five star hotel trademark, by &#39;commoners&#39; and &#39;Johnny&#45;come&#45;latelies&#39;!

The prob...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 21:52:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>In the footsteps of Napoleon and the Fuhrer, Brendan Rogers&#39; Liverpool, fail at the gates of Moscow!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110981/in-the-footsteps-of-napoleon-and-the-f-hrer-brendan-rogers-liverpool-fail-at-the-gates-of-moscow</link> 			
			<description>Moscow, Russia:  On a Russian battlefield, sodden and churned into mud, with a cold Siberian easterly wind blowing Brendan Rogers&#39; Liverpool &#39;ground&#39; to defeat.  There was no Liverpool red army marching on Moscow, instead it was more like the boy sco...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 20:56:02 GMT</pubDate>   
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