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			<title>Gordon Brown&#39;s &#39;Boom and Bust&#39; £ Sterling Crisis!</title> 
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			<description>10 Downing Street, LONDON:  &quot;Why the f*****g hell should I speak to the IMF, I&#39;ve saved the world!&quot; boomed out down the corridors of Downing Street, as Gordon Brown, threw another laptop at the wall in rage!!

Moody&#39;s the US rating agency have said...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:58:03 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rafa Benitez to sign an injured David Beckham.</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70937</link> 			
			<description>THIS IS ANFIELD!:  The &#39;Rafaluation&#39; is back on steam, with another proposed Rafa decision that will leave the mighty &#39;Kop&#39; quizzing his mental state.  The Spoof has learnt that following the signing of other Liverpool &#39;favourites&#39;, most of whom had...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:26:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>John Terry:  &quot;I use Pappies Sauce on my sausage, it makes me play harder!&quot;</title> 
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			<description>John Terry, the England and Chelsea Captain, voted Dad of the Year in the Pappies Sauce survey in 2009, has made the following endorsement of Pappies  Sauce;

&quot;I use Pappies Sauce on my sausage, it makes me play harder!&quot;

As Chelsea seek the Prem...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:15:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Gordon Brown:  &quot;Premiership Football Clubs should exercise prudence, just like the Labour Party and Government finances!&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Downing Street, LONDON:  At Gordon Brown&#39;s monthly Downing Street news conference, Mr Brown issued a warning over football finances by saying some club debts are &quot;too high&quot; and urged owners and managers to consider the supporters.

&quot;It is a matter...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 21:02:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Sir Alex Ferguson to become a Premiership Referee on his &#39;retirement&#39; as Man Utd Manager!</title> 
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			<description>Old Trafford:  Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, who has been putting himself in the firing line of the FA&#39;s disciplinary committee by criticizing the performance of match referees, is now destined to become one himself.  Sir Alex is...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 22:41:01 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Tiger Woods, the porn movie of Hollywood</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i65046</link> 			
			<description>Hollywood, Los Angeles:  Tyler Knight will be starring as Tiger the golfer, and Kayden Kross will be starring as Woods&#39; wife, Elin Nordegren, in this big movie to be financed by Tiger&#39;s major sponsors.

With the multiple extramarital affairs, with...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:38:06 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Tiger&#39;s Rat Meat health warning, issued by the Rat Meat Processors Association.</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i64800</link> 			
			<description>Orange County, Florida:  In a new development to the Tiger Woods Brands Inc., the Rat Meat Processors Association President, Herr Pied Piper has issued a Tiger&#39;s Rat Meat &#39;Health Warning&#39;.  From his office in Hamelin, Germany, Herr Pied Piper release...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:52:25 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Elin Nordegren &quot;I feed MY Tiger with rat meat, it makes me feel good!!&quot;</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i64670</link> 			
			<description>Tiger Woods Kitchen, Orange County, Florida:  In this exclusive interview with Elin Nordegren, Spoofy Doofy was able to gain access to the Tiger Woods household and interview his wife Elin Nordegren.

Having been to some war zones around the world...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:02:05 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Rat Meat Processors Association defend &quot;I&#39;m a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!&quot;</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i64605</link> 			
			<description>Hamelin (Hameln), Germany:  The Rat Meat Processors Association spokesman, Herr Pied Piper has defended the actions of Gino D&#39;Acampo, the winner of I&#39;m a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, and fellow contestant Stuart Manning, who are both facing anim...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:45:44 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Tiger Woods Fire Hydrant styled golf bags are now selling well!!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i64397</link> 			
			<description>Orange County, Florida:  Following the very successful Tiger Woods endorsed Fire Hydrant merchandising, the Tiger Woods Brands Inc. are now selling fully endorsed Tiger Woods fire hydrant styled golf bags.  These are on general sale now!!

The Tige...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:56:21 GMT</pubDate>   
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