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			<title>US Defense Secretary Robert Gates Says Gays Should Die</title> 
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			<description>Now that the United States military is rescinding the &quot;don&#39;t ask, don&#39;t tell&quot; policy implemented by former President Clinton, hundreds of thousands of soldiers are stepping forward and admitting they are gay.

During a recent visit to an army base,...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:12:57 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>NASA Plans to Take Over Earth&#45;Like Planet</title> 
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			<description>NASA&#39;s Kepler space telescope has apparently discovered a planet that is like Earth only much nicer, according to NASA scientists.

&quot;The planet the telescope discovered is in the constellation Hydra&quot;, said Kepler program manager James Franson. &quot;It...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:28:31 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Spoof Writer Gets Story Rated</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i67365</link> 			
			<description>An unknown reader actually rated one of TheSpoof.com&#39;s stories this afternoon, according to spoof writer NickFun.

&quot;I couldn&#39;t believe my eyes!&quot; an incredulous Fun told TheSpoof.  &quot;I have grown accustomed to not having any of my stories rated then...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 00:24:39 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Warren Redlich Does Not Exist, According to Newspapers</title> 
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			<description>The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and other New York newspapers and television stations are trying to maintain their journalistic bias by attempting to ignore Libertarian Candidate Warren Redlich in his bid for governor.

New York Times repor...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 00:21:50 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Kim Kardashian Admits Strong Sexual Feelings for Satire Writer Bargis Tryhole</title> 
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			<description>Incredibly alluring and sexy fragrance queen Kim Kardashian admitted today that she has overwhelming urges to have sex with a man she has never met, Spoof writer Bargis Tryhole.

&quot;I read his stories on that red spoof site (www.thespoof.com) and the...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 01:34:41 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Major Newspapers Turning to All Satire Format</title> 
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			<description>Faced with growing concerns about reporting errors, privacy and being forced to reveal sources, many of the nations top newspapers such as the Los Angeles Times, New York Times, Detroit Free Press and Washington Post are turning to an all&#45;satire form...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 18:39:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Few People Feeling Sorry for Tiger Woods</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i65772</link> 			
			<description>Even as the holidays are upon us, few people interviewed feel sorry for the worlds highest paid golfer Tiger Woods, according to recent opinion polls.

&quot;He&#39;s getting laid by some of the hottest women in the world and we&#39;re supposed to feel sorry fo...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:25:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>UFO Abducts Spoof Writer Bargis Tryhol for Sexual Experiments</title> 
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			<description>Satire writer Bargis Tryhol was allegedly awakened last week from a deep sleep by a band of extraterrestrial females originating from a planet circling a star in the constellation Beta Riticuli for the purpose of sexual experimentation, according to...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:56:51 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Tiger Woods Also Admits to Masturbating</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i64463</link> 			
			<description>In a candid interview this afternoon, #1 ranked golfer Tiger Woods admitted that when he&#39;s not bedding down with super models like Rachel Uchitel he has a tendency to masturbate.

&quot;The pressure is overwhelming&quot;, Tiger revealed.  &quot;I have beautiful w...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:28:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Sarah Palin Admits Masturbation Habit</title> 
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			<description>45&#45;year&#45;old former beauty queen, former Alaska Governor and current best selling author Sarah Palin revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book &quot;Going Rogue&quot; that she has frequently masturbated during her term as governor.

&quot;My husband...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:47:48 GMT</pubDate>   
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