http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13939 Spoof News and Political Satire by Paxton Quigley en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Sat, 22 Dec 2012 19:00:22 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13939 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Paxton Quigley http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111743/nations-concern-at-maggie-illness The 87-year-old former Conservative prime minister Lady Thatcher is in hospital after undergoing a minor operation and to the nation's consternation Baroness Thatcher's spokeswoman said she is doing "absolutely fine". Many parliamentarians lined... Sat, 22 Dec 2012 19:00:22 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111512/english-workers-in-austrian-cheese-terror "I think they did it on purpose. They knew what it was and I should have guessed something was wrong when the shop girls started to snigger and point at me. They didn't warn me." Speaking on condition of anonymity and asking to be referred to as... Wed, 05 Dec 2012 13:11:03 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/111504/league-managers-association-makes-surprise-offer-to-abramovich In an attempt to instil some sanity back into his ailing football club's affairs, the League Managers Association has made an astonishing offer to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich. The association has offered the services of all its members on a month... Wed, 05 Dec 2012 02:00:25 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111475/nation-celebrates-kate-being-up-the-duff-while-mystery-facilitator-lies-low The nation was gripped by baby fever today as news was announced from Buckingham Palace that "Princess" Kate is suffering from extreme nausea and sickness. Media sycophants and lickspittles flooded the airwaves with the "glad tidings" causing Guardi... Mon, 03 Dec 2012 22:07:45 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110666/tory-grandees-tell-party-to-shake-off-elitist-image In an article in today's Observer leading Tory figures including Lord Norman "On Yer Bike" Tebbit warn Prime Minister "Call Me Dave" Cameron to lose their "arrogant toffs" label. It has been a tempestuous week for the party, having lost one of its... Sun, 21 Oct 2012 16:27:50 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110565/mps-outrage-at-mckinnon-verdict British computer hacker Gary McKinnon will not be extradited to the US, Home Secretary Theresa May announced in the House of Commons today. Her decision was greeted by cat calls and expressions of disgust from the opposition benches. Mr McKinnon... Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:20:37 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110534/salmond-accepts-defeat-in-scottish-referendum-negotiations A deal setting out terms for a Scottish independence referendum was signed today by Prime Minister David Cameron and First Minister Alex Salmond. The settlement followed months of hard negotiations in which Mr. Salmond was finally forced to accept w... Mon, 15 Oct 2012 16:52:18 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/110503/australian-opposition-leader-a-pussycat The wife of Australian opposition leader Tony Abbott has come out in defence of her husband who was labelled a misogynist by Prime Minister Julia Gillard in a forthright speech on Thursday. Kylie Abbott said that she was "spitting blood" after hea... Sat, 13 Oct 2012 20:50:12 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/107900/uefa-condemns-euro-2012-hacker-attacks UEFA chiefs spoke out against hacker attacks made on eastern European teams at Euro 2012 as in a series of concerted assaults unidentified hackers stole vowels from players' names in an attempt to sabotage TV commentaries. A spokesman angrily stat... Mon, 18 Jun 2012 23:13:38 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107672/david-cameron-leaves-obnoxious-brat-in-pub Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife, Samantha, left his obnoxious brat in a pub after having a Sunday drink, Downing Street has confirmed. It said the incident had happened "a couple of months ago". Baroness Warsi is reported to have spent a... Tue, 12 Jun 2012 16:54:57 GMT UK Headlines