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			<title>Sherlock Goes on Drunken Spoiler Spree</title> 
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			<description>Sherlock actor Benedict Cumberbatch was found clinging to a lamp post in London last night, blabbing about the plots in the upcoming third series of Sherlock.

The BBC has had him arrested and held by the police until he sobers up. This has caused...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 10:42:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Paper Plane&#39;s Protracted Problems Persist</title> 
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			<description>The new Boing Night&#45;Terrors airliner continues to be plagued by major technical faults. One was diverted to Denver International for an emergency landing yesterday. A fire in the tail section was the cause this time. Terrified passengers escaped from...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 10:30:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Snooker Genius Finds Himself in Tibet</title> 
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			<description>Snooker and Pool legend, Donnie O&#39;Mulligan, is returning to the fierce world of competitive snooker. The world snooker and nine&#45;ball pool champion says that he has completely changed.

In an exclusive interview he told me, &quot;I &#39;ave decided to stop a...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:54:18 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Hamilton Driving on Wrong Team &#45; Braun Happy</title> 
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			<description>Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton has been caught in a mix&#45;up that means his dream of driving for Mercedes has been dashed to pieces.

In a million to one chance, he has mistakenly signed a contract that means he will be delivering Braun shavers in...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:15:09 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Punctuated Equilibrium Comes to a Full Stop</title> 
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			<description>A scientific interdisciplinary body is berating evolutionists for not establishing the Theory of Evolution as a fact. U.S.E. (Useful Science Electorate) says &quot;Not only has nothing of practical use come from this theory, but they also have not even pr...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2012 23:50:19 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>English Professor Threatens BBC Over &quot;Them&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Professor Finn L. Straw is threatening to blow up one of the BBC&#39;s broadcasting masts if his demands are not met. The drama began last night as this publication went to press. His protest concerns the use of the word &quot;them&quot; instead of &quot;those&quot; and the...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 13:44:51 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Scientists Monkey Around with Evolution</title> 
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			<description>The scientific community is ostracizing those scientists who publicly admit they do not believe in the theory of evolution. this was revealed to me by two men who have suffered &quot;Toweling&quot; at the Royal Society.

Professor Madd said, &quot;It was totally...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:07:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Tin&#45;Pot Tyrant Toppled by Twitter</title> 
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			<description>Lord John Chief, Tyrannical leader of the North African country of Megalomania has disappeared after being tweeted about by his close associate. In an accidental and bloodless coup, it seems that embarrassment has succeeded where covert operations fa...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 22:25:34 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>It&#39;s Just Plane Crazy</title> 
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			<description>Peanut Choking Horror &#45; Who said airline snacks are safe? Not Mr. Fred Flatula, who stated, &quot;I did not realize that one peanut could mean the difference between life and oblivion.&quot; 

Turnaround Airlines say, &quot;Our peanuts are as safe as anyone else&#39;...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:38:00 GMT</pubDate>   
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