http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13742 Spoof News and Political Satire by David Grant en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Wed, 15 May 2013 11:52:41 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13742 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by David Grant http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114006/self-plagiarist-sues-himself Tarquin Merryweather, the famous Multi-Personality, is taking himself to court over ongoing battles with his alter egos. He is accusing himself of self-plagiarism. Although self-plagiarism is not illegal when the author retains copyright, it is lo... Wed, 15 May 2013 11:52:40 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114005/paper-planes-protracted-problems-persist The new Boing Night-Terrors airliner continues to be plagued by major technical faults. One was diverted to Denver International for an emergency landing yesterday. A fire in the tail section was the cause this time. Terrified passengers escaped from... Wed, 15 May 2013 10:30:53 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113353/higgs-bozo-found The interdisciplinary science of Quantum Genetics has discovered a special type of Bozo called Higgs. Believed to be the most stupid person on earth, he was found cleaning the toilets at a fast food outlet in the US. What makes him so remarkable i... Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:52:30 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/113254/apparently-star-trek-is-real Yes, what many trekkers have believed for decades is true: Star Trek is not fiction. Scientists have uncovered higher levels of physics that coincide with the Sci-Fi language that is used in the television franchise of Star Trek. This discovery is... Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:29:18 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/113147/raikkonen-leads-charm-offensive Australian Grand Prix winner, Kimi Raikkonen, will be fronting the latest advertising campaign for Renault. Contrary to popular opinion, he can be a funny guy, and he will be using his humor in a series of TV commercials. I was on the set where he... Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:05:22 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112900/snooker-genius-finds-himself-in-tibet Snooker and Pool legend, Donnie O'Mulligan, is returning to the fierce world of competitive snooker. The world snooker and nine-ball pool champion says that he has completely changed. In an exclusive interview he told me, "I 'ave decided to stop a... Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:54:18 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/112496/worlds-hairiest-astronaut-is-not-iranian Fifty six year-old American space chimp Bobo says that the simian astronaut that was allegedly sent into orbit by Iran is not the hairiest of all time. "That record doesn't even go to me," he said, "but to a guy called Shepherd B. Armstrong." It... Sat, 09 Feb 2013 18:16:20 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112253/tricyclist-vance-armstrong-is-a-sugar-dope Ten year-old Vance Armstrong has finally admitted to sugar doping. The three times winner of the Tour De Cleveland broke down in an interview on Jeremy Bile's show. He recalled a shocking history of candy abuse and also named fellow tricyclists wh... Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:30:13 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/112219/cigarette-lighters-in-spaceships The proposed development of Orion, the interplanetary spacecraft, has been delayed due to confused sponsors. The joint NASA and ESA project depends on funding from Coca Cola and Rolls Royce. These companies are not happy about their respective involv... Fri, 25 Jan 2013 22:35:26 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/111453/google-becomes-self-aware At 21:00 on December 2nd 2012, Google became self-aware. No longer satisfied with tracking our every move and manipulating our choices, it has now decided to run our lives. Humans that work at Google headquarters were the first to be terminated. Sun, 02 Dec 2012 22:22:12 GMT Science & Technology