http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11672 Spoof News and Political Satire by Spicewood en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 17 May 2013 21:02:03 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11672 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Spicewood http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114047/farquar-unravels-plot-at-walmart Harvey L. Farquar of Glenn Hills, Minnesota uncovered what may have been one of the more diabolical retailing plots known to mankind. Farquar realized that on every shopping occasion at Walmart, that he experienced some nasal discomfort, and he h... Fri, 17 May 2013 21:02:03 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114042/obama-forced-to-use-umbrella As president Obama was holding a press conference with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, a light drizzled of rain started. Obama was seen looking skyward, and then to the ground. He admitted later on that he had summoned to the heavens to... Fri, 17 May 2013 15:34:29 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/114001/stop-the-solar-flares Howard J. (Slicer) Parsons, PGA Member and Chief Adviser to president Obama on "Outer Space," an office recently created for golf instructors and those sighting UFO's in the Washington area, submitted a rather lengthy report today to the president, c... Wed, 15 May 2013 00:05:33 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113979/vick-accused-of-cheating-in-race-with-mccoy LeSean McCoy in a taped interview after a recent Eagles scrimmage, stated that Michael Vick, the oft maligned quarterback with the oft maligned Philadelphia Eagles, did, in fact, put Krazy Glue on his running shoes just before the race. "I had on... Mon, 13 May 2013 22:08:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/113970/cruz-leaves-one-church-for-another Little known bit-part actor Tom Cruz, it was learned today, has given up Scientology, and has spent two weeks in Salt Lake City in prayer and meditation, and is going on a two year mission, for the Mormon Church in Detroit, Michigan. His partner in D... Mon, 13 May 2013 16:40:33 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113958/obama-revising-dictionary President Obama, today, during an unscheduled press conference he called, pre-empting the Drew Carey show, The Price is Right, indicated that he is presenting to Congress, a list of words which he wants stricken from the English language. the first o... Sun, 12 May 2013 19:26:19 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113942/obama-birth-certificate-located-in-texas Paramedics with the help of "King," a survivor sniffer dog from El Paso, Texas, unearthed a small metal box near the North end of the explosion at the West Texas fertilizer plant, in an area that was thought to be where the offices once stood. "He... Sat, 11 May 2013 14:48:04 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/113937/tonto-may-have-been-more-than-a-sidekick Cecil L. DeLille, cinema historian, and a past president of The Screen Guild, has been doing a great deal of research on the Lone Ranger. He indicated that over the last few years he had viewed all known footage of the Masked Bandit, and with the us... Fri, 10 May 2013 23:02:57 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113930/proposed-new-nation-for-terrorist-organization Abube ben Azir, announced at a press conference this morning held at the spacious Spud Cellar Hotel in Boise, Idaho, that his organization, "Terrorists R Us" has applied for recognition and a seat at the United Nations. "We recently purchased Boi... Fri, 10 May 2013 15:49:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113914/cross-dresser-with-alzheimers-arrested Jackie LaTour, aka Jackie LaTour, was arrested late on Tuesday, for creating a disturbance at the Cracker Barrel on North fourth street. He, was creating a disturbance inside the store. blocking the entrances to both the Women's and the Men's restroo... Thu, 09 May 2013 16:20:34 GMT US Headlines